両刀使い

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[moonmanstan]

oh girlie, please

[longseasons]

mutuals we've known each other for so long and I'm ready to meet your parents.

[labcorp]

my advice to tha youth: hang out with ur friends

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[guiltfactory]

what if i make a mistake and everyone kills me

[romanceyourdemons]

in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

[maxxie-or-smth]

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

[ironpour]

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

[bruzum]

[cowboy]

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

[brackishwaterr]

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am

[idkwhattoputbroo]

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[commodorecliche]

[anna-eve-6]

you’re so great is breaking my brain i love it 😭

[tranz-parents]

[transmortifried]

[pendaly-archive-deactivated2021]

[textsfromthegcpd]

[moonmanstan]

Got out of the shower and when i went to dry off there was a spider in my towel