[nerd4music]

WINSTON DUKE for the Hollywood Reporter (2019)

[fruitsoftheape100]

*Elmer Spills His Bucket Of Awful Blue Paint Everywhere*

[zenyrvs]

Thanks Blizzard for making it officially canon 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💖💖💖😊😊😊 ✨✨✨

[egberts]

everyone: this was badly written me, a simpleton: idk… i enjoyed it…

[this-isnotmy-cat]

[catchymemes]

[mezzodical]

what you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man

an ambient man

[mezzodical]

[systemic-dreams]

waitin for guillermo del toro to get back from the store with a sixpack

[diana-1970-deactivated20181220]

[chromolume]

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

[the-last-punbender]

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

[cybercrimer]

sometimes it just b

[owlmylove]

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

[owlmylove]

i have no memory of writing this

[theonion]

Once-Loyal Enabler Betrays Man By Suggesting Therapy 

[kuradoodles]

if someone tells you that Superman’s secret identity disguise doesnt work just send them a picture of Griffin McElroy without his glasses

[busket]

eyelashes

[skellyscoo]

[kimmywithay]

what the fuck

[aerlysi]

[cctinsleybaxter]

[ithelpstodream]

is it really ok to punch a nazi?

(watch the whole thing)

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

“I would like to defeat Nazis on planet Earth first”

[rashemibabe]

The white liberal part 😂😂