I LOVE ALIEN STAGE AAAA

fine with any pronouns <3 i take writing reqs except for smut. my pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/leighhh03/

[moonpiethief]

so

uh I just watched obsession

honestly an amazing movie 10/10

I hate bear

that's all I have to say

[jammidodger13]

I feel the need to tell someone about the funny tags Ive seen on AO3 so here this will be added to when I find more, also if you recognise who these are by tell me so I can quote them

"I like my porn MADE BY MAN, I know its got an aftertaste I LIKE IT"

"Call me Elton John by the way I put a rocket in that man" - @pups-nest

"Only one alien retirement home"

"Ruined orgasms, hes too sad sorry"

"Death by slick tbh"

"You can take Simon out of the blood ocean, but you cant take the blood ocean out of Simon"

"Simon can have gills along with his extra bones as a treat"

"I need to put them in a tin can together and shake them vigorously"

"Improper use of rosary"

"Lonely Ryland Grace, but now he has a sexy history teacher!"

"Ryland Grace is 6"1 and bottoming this is the type of greed they talk about in the bible"

"Simon didnt plan to bend Grace over his desk he just got a bit carried away"

"Simon has a FAT cock"

"Lonely jerking off in a bathroom stall"

"Let rocky say fuck"

No beta we:

"Die like Simons stars"

"Cum inside Grace's pussy"

"Die like Simon"

"Die we Die we die"

[moonpiethief]

I LOOKRD UP SMUT FANFICTION ONE TIME WHY ARE THIRT TRAPS ALL OVER MY GODDAMN FEED

[algae-illustrations]

Grace, you can't say that!

[moonpiethief]

okay pride month is over everyone SUCKKKK IN LIKE KIRBY

[moonpiethief]

second day of my first job (office job) and they got me organizing supplies, taking out staples, sorting various documents, etc. im so happy idc what you say this is so whimsical and fun I love deriving joy from anything I can

[moonpiethief]

omg I haven't posted in a socials in a while its okay guys I'm alive I had to take a break to eat a pasta

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[lvlykissmet]

Girl it said do not eat 💔

[moonpiethief]

I have this bit where anytime I see a cyber truck, I make a puking noise. Unfortunately for me, there was one parked outside the opera I attended last night. So formally dressed people looked over and saw an equally formally dressed person glaring at a cyber truck and making a retching noise as they left la bohème

[moonpiethief]

dude today at school it started raining so hard the sunlight was gone and it got so dark in the room that I was convinced anish kapoor was about to pop out to scare me

[2-kamikou-1]

everybody reblog this post and tell me your favorite animal that's not common. tell me your favorite animal that you haven't met another person who shares it, that you get "what's that" or weird looks for, or that you can never find plushies for. we getting unconventional today!!!! teach me something new!!!! show me something I haven't seen before!!! and yes bugs count

[moonpiethief]

not me but my friend's favorite is the thylacine. its actually really cool and he's obsessed with its history! its cool af! the link is to a site about them :)

Thylacine

What is a thylacine? Why did it become extinct?

[velinxi]

A dance that never ends

[Prints available here]

[moonpiethief]

“I hate my wife.”  You and Matt chuckle--it’s funny. And true. You have never loved her. You don’t know how Matt feels about his. You settle into a silence. Uncomfortable. Normally it would be a calm silence, but nothing has felt calm since last Sunday. The two of you were at church. Your wives in dresses, their hair clipped back, their makeup applied carefully. Matt was having the worst headache of his life from a hangover.  You went outside with him to get fresh air. You rubbed his back as he groaned. He looked up at you from where he had his hands on his knees. He stopped for a minute, eyes growing soft and appreciative. “You’re my best friend, Dave.” You smiled. That meant a lot to you. “You’re my best friend, too.” He kissed you. And the worst thing about it, besides it being at church, was that you didn’t pull away. You leaned into it. You kissed Matthew Gallard back, hands coming up to rest on his shoulders. After about a minute, you came to your senses and made up an excuse. You left hastily while Matt stood there, staring after you. You couldn’t be gay. You were a respectable married christian. You were NOT gay. “Matt…I don’t think we can hang out anymore.” Matt’s eyes dimmed, and your heart breaks a little bit. “…I understand, Dave.” You walk away. You aren’t gay.

figured my first real post might as well be original character gayness

yes I used the ai em dash but I wrote this challenge me and be ready to fight

this is definitely not finished so just be aware of that

[moonpiethief]

woah mama I just joined this site

idk I like Elvis