Moon Lover

Suffering writer / 26 / She/her

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[ranaeley]

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

[exhausted-undead]

happy pride! have some lesbian phantom for the occasion

also I realised my perisan erik and black christine headcanons hadn't been given art yet so. two birds one stone

[parkchanwoohoo]

[selkielore]

i love constantly evolving into a cooler version of myself

[selkielore]

btw by cooler i don’t mean like. trendier or more conventionally attractive but a version of myself that feels more like an honest representation of myself and all the layers of myself that are shifting as i grow and learn more about myself and the world …. (which makes me hotter.)

[inked-violets]

Anyway Discord is running a survey on future AI integration. Bring the heat.

[musical-trash-goblin]

So now that i'm seeing more Elisabeth on my feed, i think it's time to share my personal favorite (and highly underrated) der Tod: Mester Tamás.

Enjoy!

[charlesoberonn]

Strapon-wearing Austin Powers: There's nothing micro about this plastic, baby!

[charlesoberonn]

You could easily reboot Austin Powers in the 2020s by having Austin be re-frozen for another 30 years and wake up in the present.

[charlesoberonn]

Austin Powers: You Only Freeze Twice

[charlesoberonn]

Dr. Evil is President Evil now, with an obvious wig.

[charlesoberonn]

They compliment each other's style and become friends instantly.

[charlesoberonn]

Plot twist: she's his daughter.

[charlesoberonn]

It's extremely obvious to everyone except the two of them until the climax of the movie, when they have their emotional father-daughter reunion while the other characters are exasperated.

[catmask]

the way people treat girl characters in fandom joker-ifies me

[catmask]

no no please go on. explain to me again. why you find the girl that does arguably less annoying and extremely realistic things for a person in their situation is MORE annoying to you than her guy counterparts. please explain to me why you never talk about her. please explain why even though shes also a main character you couldnt even describe two of her character traits btu you can write an entire essay on why those men suck eachother off. please. come closer. im a normal cat

[catmask]

[catmask]

[maybeiwasserious]

[skarabrae-stone]

[persephoning]

The funniest part of having a hot monster in any Frankenstein adaptation is that basically means that Victor did that on purpose. Plenty of corpse bits out there, but this dweeb went no! He must have good bone structure! A nice arse!

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[evilsoup]

[gilliagandy]

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

[grandfather-paradoxx]

OMG, I’m finally seeing this out in the wild. I’ve seen screenshots on Pinterest and tiring but never the original. This is great.

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

If you're the person in your friend group who initiates conversations 90-100% of the time, it can feel tempting sometimes to just stop contacting people to see if they will reach out, and therefore if they actually like you or if you are inflicting yourself on them. The problem with this is there are multiple flaws that can't be overcome in this type of test, including the fact that if you always reach out and suddenly don't, people will assume you're busy rather than that you want them to reach out, or just the fact that some people genuinely enjoy your company but hate or are terrible at remembering to reach out. So basically don't immediately assume that silence always equals disinterest or disdain; that's your own hangups talking, not the people you care about.

[its-emimi]

⭐

[muirin007]

"I am a child of the charnel house."

This film set my soul on fire. It's my favorite novel of all time, and the story means so much to me on a very personal level. Del Toro's Frankenstein is the adaptation I've always dreamed of. I can't believe we get to exist at the same time as this adaptation. Here's my quick tribute to the Creature's gorgeous, marble patchwork design. Hopefully I can fully articulate my thoughts on this movie eventually, but for now...wow, wow, wow.

[junkfoodcinemas]

Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize y'alls neighborhood. And whosoever shall be found… Without the soul for getting down, Must stand and face the hounds of Hell… And rot inside a corpse’s shell. The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of 40,000 years. And grizzly ghouls from every tomb... are closing in to seal your doom. And, though, you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver, For no mere mortal can resist the evil of… THE THRILLER. - Vincent Price

Credit to and edited by Mark & Chris Wournell (2008)

[animenightcrew]

[zwoelffarben]

Ingredients

Potatoes, large yellows, peeled, boiled, and pureed— 3 Butter, melted, 2 Tbsp Flour, (types?, probably all-purpose), 5Tbsp Your choice of fillings, including cheese, meats, vegies

Incidentals

Water Cooking Oil

Utensils

Pot (for boiling potatos during prep) Fry pan or Air Fryer Plastic wrap Gloves

Instructions

Mix together potatos, butter, and flour into smooth dough Wearing gloves, place dough on plastic wrap. Flatten dough into large square Place filling on dough. Use plastic wrap to fold dough over, encasing filling on all four sides. Fry until golden brown.

Serve

Pull it apart. Eat it. Be careful its hot.

[just-positivity-stuff]

[mypatchworkreflection]

These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF