you must fix your heart

Katie | 29

[tallsaint-deactivated20221218]

feel liek pure shit just wanna be in the mosh pit at a the national show yelling along to the 3rd verse of day i die with a bunch of divorced dads and probably hanif abdurraqib

[vamplire]

fully sober in the club googling vampires

[smeagles]

madrid

[radioactivemongoose]

mulder: there was alien residue on your fries so i ate all of them to protect you

scully: mulder

mulder: i’m always looking out for you. i never expected we’d work so well together…. but…. i mean. what a pair. what a funny pair we are, scully

[childlikemperor]

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

[shivtomdivorce]

bailed on the plans because my hip seized up #mylatetwenties

[russianblush]

me @ my mutuals

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I love everyone's cat

[scunthotter]

Shane's secret locked porn folder on his phone is just screenshots of Ilya grinning post fights with bloody teeth.

[gurlsrool]

wait all this talk about a hypothetical Scott and Kip divorce got me thinking…

Imagine Scott’s at an all star game, drunk off his ass at the bar. Shane walks in and leans on the bar and Scott notices that Shane’s not wearing his wedding ring. Shane always wears his ring off the ice, there have been fucking articles about how Ilya wears his on a chain and Shane doesn’t

Scott audibly sighs and Shane looks over at him. Scott’s too drunk not to say, “Fuck, sorry, I’m just so glad I’m not alone. When did it happen? It was the fucking media, right? That was part of it for us. All this pressure to be perfect. Who can live up to that?”

Shane’s like, “Uh. What?”

Scott’s like, “Sorry. Probably still fresh, huh? It is for me. I’m just glad I won’t be the only gay divorcé in the league. Hey maybe we could time our announcements so they come out at the same time? Soften the blow for each other? Or, no, that could get political fast” Scott keeps drunkenly rambling on

Shane’s just standing there, panicked, trying to figure out the best way to break the news that the only reason he’s not wearing his wedding ring is because it really breaks his immersion in their roleplay that he’s a random slut Ilya’s picking up at the bar

[lioncourtz]

SAM REID Breaks Down His Workout | Men's Health x

[shivtomdivorce]

the silver hoops stay ON for the mens health video

[lestatdelioncuort]

The Vampire Lestat star Sam Reid breaks down his workout | Train Like Men's Health

[vegas2014]

hudson’s out here just big as hell and for what?? bottoming on tv???

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[gaypeople]

I hated sleeping without you.

[shivtomdivorce]

loustat