Book a studio. Do it quickly.
Decorate it with Christmas trees, fake snow, a random palmtree, a variety of pretty red lanterns, the odd ski's and a snowboard in the corner, put up two comfortable lawn chairs, add some cosy pillows and a blanket.
There are two random swans candooling in a corner. Very random. Means nothing. One is black, one is white, the necks are intertwined. Random. Very casual.
Then , you add in two presenters dressed in semi-matching outfit that can only mean one thing in Korea. One is in a black cosy sweater, the other in a white fluffy one, and they're snuggled close together, nearly on top defying the chairs, as they occasionally sip on hot choco and snack on cheese and crackers. There's a platter of little dumplings and they can even make lettuce wraps or have a couple of Báhn mi ready to chomp into.
The bigger the better because they are big eaters. This factoid drives me mad.
There are also inflated balloons. The letters that they used are an A, a Y and an S.. also, a J and a K and of course the J and the M.
The similarity of the JM coinciding with one of the most visible tattoos of the two presenters will not go unnoticed by the other, but we'll be left without a satisfactory answer because of giggles and shy smirks smiles. NO COMMENT KKKK.
They will get chocolate mustaches, wipe them off with fingertips which will be licked off, they will be draping themselves over the other like blankets and look into each other's eyes more than at the audience comprised of lovers, haters, anti's, army's and grandmother's around the world.
Everyone will forgive them this omission because it makes all us feel some kind of way. Some will hate it. Some will love it. Feelings will be felt!
The program will be named
'Are You Sure you're spending Christmas with the Jeon Parks?!'
and will air on Christmas eve, right before the final two episodes air. They'll do a watch party right along with us and forget the audience within the first five minutes.
Don't forget there's a bingo! made by the lovely and talented @hon3ymo0n whom I want to wrap in a blanket like a burrito this Christmas.
