captain writes 'CAPTAIN' on forehead with lipstick

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Move on, move on Now the records skipping I won't forget, I won't forget the way you said Move on, move on There's no point in waiting

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ahhhh that's better. seriously though look at what a couple of adjustment layers can do.

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birthday_gays.png for beroberos, enjoy the last of your teens nerd

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ah what the heck i'll post my adolescent howlbeasts doodle

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kanaya Maryam & Dave Strider Characters: Dave Strider, Kanaya Maryam, Karkat Vantas, Rose Lalonde Additional Tags: Homestuck Shipping World Cup Summary:

Dave and Kanaya attempt to entertain themselves on the meteor. Contains cross-cultural poker disagreements, Dave Strider’s opinions of charades, and at least one chess-related injury.

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sadly that other valentine submission wasn't me

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TEREZI: 1S TH1S M3

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I don't have a lot to say about this other than that this whole situation is very distressing and terezi better end up alive and happy or, or;

DIRTY LOVE (ft. IGGY POP) by KE$HA - all i need is to get in between your sheets / i just want your dirty love WET BLANKET by METRIC - falling for the creep, the body leech, here he comes / vicious hypnosis, clenched fist, saying it's wrong to want more than a folk song CONCRETE WALLS by FEVER RAY - i live between concrete walls / when i took her up she was so warm BAD HABIT by GREGORY AND THE HAWK - love once got me in the gut / there was no real fight, it tore me up TUFF GHOST by THE UNICORNS - the tuff ghost disappears for 3 days / the tuff ghost is set in his ways / i don't want to hurt you [well you can't cause i'm already dead] / the tuff ghost is invincible, no guts came out when he bled I DON'T WANT LOVE by THE ANTLERS - you wanna climb up the stairs / i wanna push you back down / but i let you inside / so you can push me around ME, I'M NOT by NINE INCH NAILS - you've got something i need, kinda dangerous / and i'm losing control, i'm not used to this BLINDNESS by METRIC - send us a blindfold, send us a blade / tell the survivors "help is on the way"

[cover art by me]

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a scourge sisters mix, aka 'what micky listened to while she drew her ladytstuck fill'

TRACKLIST + LINER NOTES

THE CARPAL TUNNEL OF LOVE by FALL OUT BOY - stomp out this disaster town, you'll put your eyes to the sun and say 'i know you're only blinding to keep back what the clouds are hiding.' and we might have started singing just a little soon, we're throwing stones in a glass room. we're so miserable and stunning. love songs for the genuinely cunning. THE YEAH YEAH YEAH SONG by THE FLAMING LIPS - because you cannot know yourself or what you'd really do with all your power, what would you do? DANGEROUS AND SWEET by LENKA - it's difficult to see from the surface. but everything goes in and it stings, like a spider, hits you deep inside and i know you are just like me. GHOST OF A GOOD THING by DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL - i guess it's luck, but it's the same hard luck you've been trying to tame. ON OR NO by SAINTSENECA - i saw the light and it burned my eyes out, nothing is wrong until you find yourself out. NEW RESOLUTION by AZURE RAY - follow blind heavy eyes, hold position - right on time, it was a lucky prediction. COMBAT BABY by METRIC - come back baby, fight off the lethargy, don't go quietly, combat baby, said you would never give up easy WONDERLUST by SAINTSENECA - i could never look you in the eyes again. all these things would then begin to rise again. SURROUNDED (OR SPIRALING) by SILVERSUN PICKUPS - remember when i played assassin? remember when my joking turned grim? remember how we thought if we followed the dots it would stop all the accidents? A COMING AGE by THE 1900S - all my fears beware of the coming age that i've been waiting for with no delay, but i feel so tired, the violence of light has just burned out my eyes.

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GC: TH3 TRUC3 W4SNT 4BOUT NOT PL4Y1NG G4M3S TOG3TH3R DUMMY GC: 1T W4S 4BOUT NOT ST4BB1NG 34CH OTH3R 1N TH3 B4CK 4NYMOR3 GC: 4ND STOPP1NG TH3 3NDL3SS CYCL3 OF R3V3NG3

here's my ladystuck gift for a03 user nanchoparty!

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so i was thinking about promstuck and scourge sisters and

Catie: vriska is so pleased Catie: terezi thinks she is first to know about vriska's thong Catie: she is incorrect Catie: all of school knows about the thong Catie: whether they want to or not

Micky: vriska and john spent so many hours picking out that thong Micky: giggling in the tacky sex shop in the gross part of town Catie: john still thinks they should have gone for the INSERT COIN HERE [arrow pointing down] number Catie: but was swayed by the sequins Micky: (dave steals it when vriska gets changed for phys ed) Catie: terezi is so resentful of how turned on she is Catie: can her sex life not include vriska's underwear for once

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UU: it is simple. we are playing a game together. UU: we have been forced to, for as long as we've known each other. UU: bUt the rUles are complicated, and often shifting. and they don't always make sense!

here, take my gimmicky artist-pairs cherub fanmix. tracklist and liner notes:

MODEST MOUSE ocean breathes salty - your body may be gone, i'm gonna carry you in. in my head, in my heart, in my soul. satin in a coffin - are you dead or are you sleeping? god, i sure hope you are dead. THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS the laws have changed - alone in the chain, it remains to be seen how well you can play when the pawn takes a queen now unguided - you woke up early and you woke up torn, you the temporary boarder GREGORY AND THE HAWK in fact - nothing is sweeter than needed revenge. oh, that's right: i did nothing, and you were the mean one. the people who raised me - i've been the wild one, i've run for the hills and i've suffered. i've been the quiet one, sequestered and smothered. FRANK SINATRA i've got you under my skin - i've got you deep in the heart of me, so deep in my heart that you're really a part of me. they say it's wonderful - i only know that falling in love is grand, and the thing that's known as romance is wonderful, wonderful in every way - so they say. THE FLAMING LIPS free radicals - without all your bodyguards, how long would you last? not long. you think you're radical, but you're not so radical. the sound of failure - she's too scared and she can't pretend to understand where it begins or ends, or what it means to be dead. ARCADE FIRE my body is a cage - that keeps me from dancing with the one i love, but my mind holds the key. deep blue - we watched the end of the century compressed on a tiny screen, a dead star collapsing and we could see that something was ending. BRITISH SEA POWER the lonely - i say i will not take half the risk, i will not walk half deceased remember me - do you worry about your health? do you watch it slowly change, and when you listen to yourself, does it feel like somebody else? and did you notice when you began to disappear? was it slowly at first, until there was nobody really there?

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we are the divine : A GAMZEE MAKARA FANMIX

the fratellis vince the lovable stoner // nine inch nails the great destroyer - i hope they cannot see the limitless potential living inside of me to murder everything // animal collective peacebone -[boneface] well i've been jumping all over, but my views are slowly shrinking. i was a jugular vein in a juggler's girl, i was supposedly leaking the most interesting colours // the new pornographers the end of medicine - are we facing the end of all the medicine we're taking? // regina spektor laughing with - no one laughs at god on the day they realise that the last sight they'll ever see is a pair of hateful eyes // clap your hands say yeah upon this tidal wave of young blood// AFI the leaving song - all the cracks they lead right to me // nine inch nails god given - now we know we're right. when his kingdom come and thy will be done we have just begun, we're the chosen ones [whispered] i would never tell you anything that wasn't absolutely true that hadn't come right from his mouth and he wants me to tell you // of montreal chrissie kiss the corpse // the mint chicks ockham's razor - treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen, oh that's sickening. all the love you've ever seen - and you wash it down with gasoline. hide behind the mask you wear when you're lecherous - do you understand the dreams when you lay upon the mattress? // badly drawn boy born again try to capture reasons why i'm born again, the more i look at it the less that i find. but i won't bail out, there'll be a reason for my soul again. another miracle has seasoned my mind // nine inch nails my violent heart there's bullet holes where my compassion used to be, and there's violence in my heart // super fun bonus track //

(cover art by me)

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could've let you win - a rinharu mix

i'mmmmmmmm so embarrassed here just take it

tracklist under the cut

Bing Crosby Cool Water

The Ditty Bops Fish to Fry

Parliament (You're a Fish and I'm a) Water Sign

Queen I Want to Break Free

Boyz II Men Water Runs Dry

Macy Gray Let You Win

Cold War Kids Hang Me Up to Dry

Azure Ray Across the Ocean

Tegan and Sara The Ocean

Gregory and the Hawk Neither Freer

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Word Wars with Ro-Lal and Di-Stri by Team Circledirk (Ketsu, Sxiz, Ella) Dirk♠Dirk, ~4000 words, Explicit

TT: This sort of egregious inaccuracy is a huge bonerkill. TG: o TG: well since ur the MEGAVIRGIN FAPMASTER an all TG: whats so “inaccaurate"" about it TT: For one, water is not an appropriate stand-in for lube. TT: Do you have any idea how much that hurts? TG: ahahahahaha TG: no dirk TG: i cnat say i do TG: but thats the poinT!!! TG: its blacpkrom TT: What? TG: spaedslove

Our team’s fill for the HSWC Main Round 2 (Genre-blending). Now that voting is over, I can let you guys know that I worked on this entry! I wrote Dirk’s remix of Roxy’s original fic. :3·

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also go read this, it's bueitipful

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The Big Bunper Book of Meteor Party Games (Dave<>Kanaya, 2769 words, blinding christmas pesterlog formatting)

voting’s over, so here’s team dave<>kan’s r2 entry! i did the writing and micky did the (incredibly adorable) art. thank you to everyone who voted for it! 

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hey listen this story is totally adorable and i'm so glad that it happened. i laugh a lot every time i read it. i laughed while i drew the things. go read it, you will not regret