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I love being a loser girl like yesss!!! omg go stay in your bedroom all day and listen to music, watch movies, read fan fiction, ughh this is the life!!
My nephew, he may look dangerous, but he didn’t do this. It just… ain’t in his nature.My nephew is innocent. He’s still missing.I’ll put up as many posters as I need until he’s found.
Joe Kerry for Dominos 2017
Dustin: Say this to him, I swear it will completely take him off guard. It will be hilarious
Steve: I have to remember this whole thing?
-Three Days later-
Steve: *Walks into Eddie's room*
Eddie: *Reading* You're late, Harrington
Steve: Uhh, a wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Eddie:....*Slowly closes magazine and sets it down*
Steve:....
Eddie:...*Gets up. Closes and locks door*
Steve:....did I say the wrong thing?
Eddie: *Pulls hair back* Absolutely not
Steve: Wh- AH!
-The Next Day-
Steve: *Running into Dustin's room* TEACH ME MORE RING LORD QUOTES!
I need a fic of this omfg
Adding @scoops-aboy86's tags because they're hilarious
Eddie is a very multi-faceted person. He has so much personality it’s kind of like he has hundreds of them. He can be bossy and sweet, sour and dour, diffident or occasionally aloof, but most of the time he’s loud and funny. He likes to make you laugh, hates himself whenever you cry, even if he had nothing to do with it.
In contrast, you can be simple. You’re patient and gentle the large majority of the time, and people assume that you’re the peace to Eddie’s chaos, but he’s the only person you can be angry in front of. You won’t let your guard down with anybody who isn’t him. The first time it happens, you’re expecting him to get freaked out—you’ve portrayed this docile image to him and you’re a fraud, because now you’re spiteful and seething, furious at someone and without the wherewithal to hide it.
You’re expecting his big eyes to get bigger, widened with confusion, or squinting with disgust, but Eddie kneels on the bed in front of you and takes your hands. They’re burning, and shaking, and he frowns when he feels it. Worse when he follows the path of a tear down your cheek.
“Sorry,” you choke out, wishing you could hit something.
Eddie just furrows his brow. “Do you need me to kill somebody?” You laugh weakly. “I can do it. I’ve never killed anyone before, but it can’t be that hard, and if it stops you from feeling like this–”
“I’m being awful, sorry.”
He waddles closer to you on his knees and pulls your hands, your palms going flat against his stomach. His gaze is unflinching. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. This is normal. Did I know you had it in you? No. But I don’t need you to be sorry.”
He wipes the tears off of your cheeks and doesn’t take it personally when you descend into a rushed rant, desperate to get the words out before they burn your throat, lodged against your larynx like hot lava. And he doesn’t pretend to be scared of you, or make jokes about being on his best behaviour. He pets the side of your face with his hand, drying the lingering tear tracks there, grinning. Likes being there for you, in the face of anything. (And he really will kill someone for you, that part wasn’t a joke.)
Steddie + Text messages
when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."
Steve getting bandaged 🥴
"Allow me, if you will, to tell you a story."
"Eddie," Robin groaned. "Please. No. Not again."
Eddie cleared his throat, gesturing wide as he cintinued. "The year, good friends, was 1999. And we were all partying, as it were, like it was 1999."
"I don't know why you bother complaining, there's no point," Nancy said through a bite of burrito. "You can't stop him."
Eddie spoke louder. "Right the middle of this glorious revelry, one Steven Josephine Harrington..."
"Definitely not my name," Steve sighed.
"...says, 'do you think Prince really thought the world was gonna end when he wrote this?', effectively throwing a bucket of icy water over the entire proceedings of partying."
"Technically that was Dustin," Robin pointed out."
"Well, yes, it did cause sudden and disastrous exestential dread in his dear younger brother, which could only be remedied by a swift slap to the face."
"I maintain you didn't need to hit me," Dustin grumbled.
"Now, the point, dear readers, is that instead of remembering that day as what it was...which is to say, the day Stephanio Gertrude Harrington ruined a party for the first time in his life."
"Still, not my name."
"Or the day that Dustin had a meltdown over the computer robots. Or the one where Nancy threw up in a potted plant, making Robin laugh for an hour and a half straight before declaring hed undying love for Nancy—”
“Hey! I’ve always been on your side on this, Munson!” Robin protested.
“—we somehow ended up with today being The Day That We Forever Make Fun of Eddie. And I demand an explanation."
The righteous indignation on his face sets all four of them off; Steve can't breathe he's laughing so hard. Every time he almost masters himself, he catches sight of Eddie again, incredulous and red in the face, arms crossed as he perches on a kitchen chair.
Eddie huffs as he obviously begins to lose the higher ground. Just when it’s starting to really piss him off, Steve stands up and places both hands on his shoulders.
“That, my love, would be because you, on the infamous day of the end of the world, decided that the perfect solution to all our troubles was to strip down to your boxers, climb onto the roof, and play air guitar to 'Waiting for the End of the World' while singing loudly. And you didn't stop when Mrs. Wheeler appeared in the driveway."
Eddie's mouth fell open. "I don't even—"
"You were wearing Batman boxers," Robin added, wiping tears of laughter from her eyes. "I have photographic evidence."
"And when Mrs. Wheeler asked what the hell you were doing," Dustin continued gleefully, "you told her you were 'sending a message to the aliens' to spare our house during the inevitable invasion."
Eddie's face burned hotter with each revelation. He vaguely remembered the boxers, a Christmas gift from Steve and the comfiest underwear ever, but the rest was a blur of tequila shots and Y2K paranoia. He’d never actually demanded this explanation before, never asked for a reminder of what had happened. He’d taken his yearly ribbing with chagrin. He didn’t know why he was forcing the issue now, except perhaps that he’d just turned 40 and seven years suddenly felt like a long time to not remember why you were being made fun of.
"Look," Steve said, squeezing Eddie's shoulders gently, his eyes crinkling at the corners. “We can ease up on the teasing. No one did an excellent job of being responsible that night.”
“Speak for yourself,” Nancy laughed. “I’m personally never letting him forget that he threw his Christmas sweater with the jingle bells on it to my mom and demanded she put it on 'for safety'.”
“Steve, I love you and only you," Eddie sighed, clutching Steve's forearms solemnly. "The rest of these people are dead to me. Or are my sworn and mortal enemies from this day forth.”
“That’s fine,” Robin shrugged, refilling her glass. “I have the only copy of the photos. I think I'm safe.”
the way the series makes it as obvious as possible that they were each other's soulmates
They did this joke so many times and it ate every single time
The Principle of the Thing
Your crush on Steve Harrington was your secret shame in high school. He was a douchebag, and you steered clear of him on principle. Now, you're both a little older, both maybe a little changed, and those principles aren't enough to stop you
cw: smut mdni, very one-sided enemies-to-lovers, sex as a power play, reader is telling herself she doesn’t want this the whole time so I feel the need to clarify everything really is consensual (and it’s given explicitly) but please be careful with yourself if that might be triggering for you
Steve Harrington x fem!reader ♡ 1.8k words
The ride to Steve Harrington’s house is silent. The streets are quiet in the way that small towns get after ten pm, like Hawkins itself is forcing you to do some reflection. There’s still time to back out. You just can’t decide if you want to.
You should, on principle. You don’t want to be attracted to Steve Harrington. He was a dick when you were in high school, and it was your curse to think that he was handsome then, too, but aside from your nonexistent social standing your convictions kept you from doing anything that would let Steve know you thought so. (He probably wouldn’t have noticed even if you hadn’t tried so hard to keep it to yourself. You were one of the masses, then.)
You don’t know where your convictions have gone now. At the party tonight, it was the same old Steve—stupid cocky grin, and stupid hair grown out just a little bit longer, and a stupid cool jacket on his stupidly broad chest. You think you’re probably about the same too, with a few years’ maturity and confidence tacked on. But something about you must be different, because unlike in high school Steve hadn’t stopped noticing you since you reached past him for a beer.
I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation
hey lovely hope you’re doing well!! was wondering if we could get a clark hurt/comfort fic, maybe of him and reader having an argument and she accidentally flinches and clark being absolutely horrified and groveling on his knees to apologise. just some real soft and gentle clark cause we love soft and gentle men in this house 🤍
sidenote: love your writing, always excited to read whatever you post xx
thank you for your request :⋆ fem, 1.2k
ambiguous themes of past abuse
It’s not about politics, or your interrelationship dynamics. It’s not about chores, or work, or money. The argument started when Clark was in a bad mood and you a worse one, and nobody called time out, so you’re fighting and getting angry at each other for sounding cruel, and Clark just– he laughs. He laughs at you. You’re saying, “I don’t understand why you’re making this into an argument when we both know you’re not prepared to listen to me,” and he laughs loudly and sharply. He is suddenly very tall.
His hand hits his belt buckle and the sound makes you flinch. It’s not as full-bodied as it could’ve been, more a cringe into yourself with your head snapping sideways and downward. You don’t keep your head down, you straighten up and clench your thighs, eyes squinted nervously at his hand, and his belt.
You do not believe Clark would ever take that belt off and hurt you with it. Clark wouldn’t lay a finger on you. He couldn’t. It’s not how Clark Kent was built to function. Your heart skips, though, and he goes very still.
“Is that funny?” you ask.
“What– of course not.”
His voice has lost all of its colour. Any anger or annoyance has gone pale, leaving him with a voice like a man in the sun, parched for water. He clears his throat, his eyebrows pinching down again into a shade of fury you really don’t like.
He softens again.
It’s not his fault, but you’re on edge. You cross your hands over your chest and fawn, because you– you don’t know, Clark won’t hit you and you know he won’t hit you but you don’t want him to hit you, which comes first.
“Can we just forget about it?” you ask, eyes flitting again to his belt.
“Jesus Christ, sweetheart,” he says, and he turns around and heads into the kitchen.
When he comes back less than ten seconds later, he’s not wearing his belt, and your eyes begin to feel hot at their stems.
Eddie Munson, who looks feral enough some days that you’d believe he chomps down on rare beef without chewing, is actually only still alive because of sweet potatoes.
When he'd first arrived on his doorstep, three foster families in and nearly silent, Wayne had been pretty focused on just keeping him alive. There wasn’t a lot of extra cash floating around most weeks, but what he had, he spent on random treats he assumed kids liked. Colourful packages of cookies, cereal boxes with insanely dressed cartoons on them, and pastries that somehow tasted decent from the toaster.
Eddie wouldn’t eat any of them.
Wayne was at a loss. He’d thought, at 40, that he was never gonna be a father. Hadn’t prepared his life for the care and feeding of another living being. He didn’t even have a cat. There were things that people…like him. Well, they just weren’t meant to have families of their own. It was fine. He’d filled his life differently. But it meant that when his idiot kid brother fucked up once again, and his son had started floating around the universe, well. It didn't matter that he wasn't really ready. Wayne was hardly going to let that stand.
And Eddie wasn’t weak. He was hilarious and caring, a little firecracker of a kid who knew what he liked and wasn’t afraid to tell you. Wayne was enamoured; every day with an eight-year-old was an adventure he’d never anticipated having.
But he could not get the kid to eat.
He’d pick at anything Wayne handed him, politely taking bites every now and again. He was obviously eating enough to stay alive, but there was no excitement about food. None of the kid staples seemed to work.
Finally, in desperation, he just sets Eddie loose in the grocery store and tells him to pick whatever he wants. He anticipates regretting this choice. But Eddie, who is never shy, comes back with a single produce bag of lumpy, small sweet potatoes.
“These are my favourites,” he says quietly, placing them in Wayne’s basket. “Orange taters. Don’t know how to make ‘em, though.”
“No problem, kid,” Wayne says, baffled. “I’ll show you. We can make them together. Want anything else?”
“Nah, you cook good. Just missed orange taters.”
This is how Wayne discovers that his sister-in-law had never cooked anything that wasn’t frozen or from a box. A tiny detail, but it explained so much about Eddie’s relationship with food.
“Orange taters it is,” Wayne said, grabbing a few more.
That night, Wayne sliced up the sweet potatoes, tossed them with a little oil and salt, and roasted them until the edges caramelized. Eddie’s eyes lit up when Wayne set the plate in front of him. The kid devoured them, asking for seconds before Wayne had even sat down with his own portion.
After that, sweet potatoes became a staple. Wayne learned every possible way to prepare them; mashed with a little cinnamon, cut into fries, baked whole with butter melting into their centers. Eddie would eat anything if sweet potatoes were involved. Wayne started sneaking other vegetables alongside them, watching as Eddie’s hollow cheeks filled. Watching as Eddie opened up, taught Wayne how to freely be exactly who you were. Watching as Eddie took over cooking, preparing more vegetables than Wayne had ever known were available, like a five-star chef, dragging home library books of new information.
Seventeen years later, he can’t help but remember that little boy in the grocery store as he watches Eddie nervously fly around the kitchen of their little townhouse. It’s home now; now that his son had come back to him, now that he knew life was even more complicated than he’d thought. It was nice. Big enough for a family of two.
“You know he already likes you, right?” he teases, grabbing a second mug of coffee as Eddie flourishes a towel.
“Unc. Please. Not now. This is the most important meal I have ever cooked.”
“Sure,” he snorts. “Cuz that kid ain’t gonna say yes if he doesn’t like the pot roast. He already lives here.”
“Wayne,” Eddie says seriously, freezing.
Wayne raises his hands. “Sweet potatoes are burning.”
He dips out of the kitchen before the tea towel hits him in the back. He knows that everything will be fine. He’s excited, actually, to have both his kids in the same place. Cuz Steve Harrington, who’d never had much of a family of his own either? Yeah.
Sweet potatoes are his favourite too.
This is making me emotional
little wednesday morning body worship… 😌
Eddie’s not normal about your stomach. He’s not particularly normal about anything, to be fair, but the way he feels about this is something beyond mere enthusiasm or keenness or admiration.
This is more… zealous.