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@moontalked
Holy shit
Might go on semi hiatus on hen and Patrick ( leechfeared ) bc I’m tired and don’t have a muse Atm. I’ll be here but I might go into extreme low activity.
@phiblue sent: ❉ What is a dream AU for you? If you haven’t done it yet, why not?
AHhhhh.
i really want to do more stuff with other king’s books. like maybe the stand au or the mist au. i just haven’t done them because i need to reread the stand (i’ll probably do that with the comics not the 5000000 page book ) and i need to actually read the mist.
i think i just haven’t done them because i just haven’t had time to world build with henry. or see if people would even be interested tbh.
@drawcharge sent: ❝ ❞ Is it easy for you to write dialog for your muse? Do their speech patterns come naturally to you while writing?
no and yes?
i know henry is from maine born and raised, but i still always HC that henry has a southern-ish accent. it always made more sense to me that way. saying ‘yer’ instead of your. or ‘ya’ instead of ‘you’.
he only talks that way when he’s angry or flustered. which is a lot. if you meet a calmer henry he’ll full words etc. i also hc that this is an accent he’s probably picked up from family. maybe all the bowers aren’t from maine, or they moved to maine later. EITHER WAY!
henry’s dialog is so fuckin...cheesy? he isn’t quick witted and can’t think of insults so well. so he tends to jump straight to violence. or go with cliche bully things to say. he’s pretty simple and doesn’t think before speaking so he usually goes to threats instead of impressive insults.
It’s Munday!
But some muns would still rather talk about their muses and blog canon than about themselves, so here’s a meme for the muns to answer in depth about their blogs/muses!
✄ What is an idea you originally had in mind for your muse, but ended up scrapping? Why?
† Do you portray your muse as religious? Why or why not? How does your own religion (or lack thereof) influence this?
☑ What is a plot idea you’re willing to play with virtually any partner? What makes that plot so special to you?
☒ Is there any sort of behavior towards your muse (ic or ooc) that you simply cannot stand?
✰ How did you decide your muse’s skills and talents? Do they relate to their occupation in some way?
Ⅶ If you have multiple blogs and/or muses, which one is your favorite? Why?
❉ What is a dream AU for you? If you haven’t done it yet, why not?
✎ When choosing a name for your muse, did you pick something special or meaningful in some way?
☺ If you have a faceclaim for your muse, why did you choose them? Are you satisfied with your fc, or would you rather find a different one?
♥ When it comes to shipping, what factors are absolutely necessary for a ship to develop?
❝ ❞ Is it easy for you to write dialog for your muse? Do their speech patterns come naturally to you while writing?
❀ What is a muse you want to play but haven’t? Why haven’t you played them yet?
✸ Tell us about any NPCs on your blog. Who are they to your muse? What do they contribute to your blog?
✑ Do you prefer writing OCs or canon characters? Why?
✼ When it comes to worldbuilding, what are some ideas you’d like to explore in rp?
◑ What is a side to your muse you want to show off, but haven’t had the chance to yet?
@88mphh said: ❛ You just fucking bullied me by looking at me. ❜
they’re both in for it now, sitting outside the principal’s office. marty has a shining black eye and henry’s knuckles are still stinging. wrong time wrong place. he scoffed. i didn’t even do anything. dark eyes tear from the door to marty.
you just fucking bullied me by looking at me. he stands, boots squeaking on the clean floor. ears red, the fuse already lite. “i’ll fuckin bully you! i’ll blacken yer other eye!”
Like this for a starter
catch henry putting ‘im proud of you son’ into google translate and hitting that button
Hit me up with Au where Barry has to kill Henry’s dad
@drawcharge said: "Can I kiss you?"
henry has felt fear in his life, a lot of FEAR. coming home to his dad already pissed, with belt in hand. he knew the routine at home though, he knew how to walk and avoid those situations. this hit him like a bus they’re drinking, and that’s all he can smell. cheap beer burned in his nose. he felt the fear grow in his throat like a balloon. ears burned brick red and his eyes went down. a TWISTED joke this is all this is. so he forces out a laugh, a long drawn breath. “ ya that drunk?” no, they’d only had two beers each. still, he can pretend.
Here’s my munday
i watched around 60+ buzzfeed videos to do this but here it is : an assorted sentence pack of shane madej quotes from buzzfeed videos other than buzzfeed : unsovled ! feel free to change any pronouns in anyway you’d like ! ( pt. 2 )
❛ i feel like i’m in the fourth dimension ! ❜ ❛ am i yelling ? ❜ ❛ so when do people wear this ? when they sleep ? when they make love ? ❜ ❛ i’m so glad this isn’t cake ! ❜ ❛ this was my favorite toy . forever . ❜ ❛ this is so much better than cake . ❜ ❛ i eat to live but i don’t live to eat . ❜ ❛ here’s to a great week of being sludge buds . ❜ ❛ hey , look ! there’s some vomit on the stairs … and here’s my dinner ! ❜ ❛ i’ve been eating muck since tuesday . i’m … sad ? and kinda delirious . ❜ ❛ the other night i was falling asleep and i just started thinking about bread . ❜ ❛ some bread is airy , some bread is , like , cakey … what was the question ? ❜ ❛ food is great . don’t ever take food for granted , it’s the best . ❜ ❛ because i’m a fun guy and i know how to party . ❜ ❛ where’s all this liquid go ? are we filling up like balloons right now ? ❜ ❛ alright , i’m stepping away from this situation . ❜ ❛ what have you done ?! your blood ! your precious blood ! ❜ ❛ all that for a banana ? ❜ ❛ i’m gonna look like seacrest after this . ❜ ❛ i don’t pay attention to my face . i know it’s here . ❜ ❛ dancing little ice globes , dancing across my face . ❜ ❛ this is everything that i want forever . ❜ ❛ we’re gonna get snails put on our face , for some reason . ❜ ❛ do you mind eating this asparagus and then peeing into this cup for me ? ❜ ❛ meet me in the studio . bring your cup of pee . ❜ ❛ i don’t know why we did this , because you can’t smell it , but , i assure you , it’s revolting . ❜ ❛ i’ve climbed a whole bunch of ladders . whole bunch of stairs . vertical ascension , i’m pretty good at it . ❜ ❛ i don’t think i’m scared of heights . i’ll find out when i get to the top . ❜ ❛ i worked very hard to be this tall ! ❜ ❛ i’m just here ‘cause this is the stuff they make us do . ❜ ❛ i feel like it’s eating my skin but in a good way . ❜ ❛ well , you know , we do whatever we want around here . ❜ ❛ i imagine it’s going to be someone towering over me and telling me , very loudly , that i’m not trying hard enough ‘cause i probably won’t be . ❜ ❛ at the end of the day my goal is to remain alive . ❜ ❛ it’s about what i expected which is pretty rough . ❜ ❛ it was one of the low points in my life but , once again , entirely worth it . ❜ ❛ he looked like he was gonna throw up a couple times . to be fair , though , i also almost threw up . ❜ ❛ have you ever seen a head more ready to get a snake put on it ? ❜ ❛ you know , sometimes you hear people breathing in your ear but very rarely a snake . ❜ ❛ i could have done that for like four or five more hours . ❜ ❛ right now i look like shit but , ten minutes from now , i’m gonna look like ryan seacrest ! ❜ ❛ holy cow , those are brows ! ❜ ❛ now i understand what furries are all about . ❜ ( singing ) ❛ who’s a milky piggy ? me ! me ! me ! ❜ ❛ i don’t wanna see that in the mirror ever again . ❜ ❛ hey , i’m the world’s biggest soup fan ! that’s what i’m trying to say here . ❜ ❛ well , only twenty eight more minutes of this . so i’m going to die . ❜ ❛ this is all natural , baby ! ❜ ❛ if you just imagine a root beer float but without any moisture . that’s what you’re about to experience . ❜ ❛ definitely thinking outside the box , and that’s respectable . maybe they should start keeping it inside the box , though . ❜
JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS / PART TWO
Quotes taken from various jenna marbles videos. Feel free to edit to better fit as needed. Here is part one.
❛ [name], I can hear you crying. ❜
❛ Say it with me: ‘It’s not my birthday.’ ❜
❛ It definitely screams relaxing but also fancy. Which is you in a nutshell. ❜
❛ Instead of making dollars I’d like to reward you with my personal laughter. I hope that suffices. ❜
❛ I don’t know about you but I’m fucking exhausted today! So let’s do it! ❜
❛ That was scary and lovely and amazing, and I liked it but I also hated it. ❜
❛ I think I get the gist of it, and I also deeply appreciate whatever the fuck is going on here. ❜
❛ Fuck y’all, but also this is funny. ❜
❛ Tomorrow is your birthday. You know what that means? I’m doing something for myself. ❜
❛ Your girl fell down another youtube hole. ❜
❛ I didn’t entirely watch the videos. I was sort of just like spacing out. ❜
❛ Mommy’s trying to do art on crocs. ❜
❛ I did a cool thing and then I ruined it with my too much gene. ❜
❛ *singing* Just did a bad thing. I regret the thing I did. ❜
❛ You need to be told to stop because otherwise you’re going to ruin it. ❜
❛ I need you to say over and over again how jealous you are. ❜
❛ Corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. ❜
❛ What America has in controversial and questionable past, we make up for in culture and cuisine - like hotdogs. ❜
❛ Oh god. What is that abomination? ❜
❛ I want to eat the abomination. ❜
❛ *laughing and crying* So fucking stupid. ❜
❛ I’m going to get my moneys worth out of this green screen suit. ❜
❛ Are you calling me old and out of shape? You wouldn’t be wrong, but what the hell?! ❜
❛ I don’t want to look like a dusty, nasty, old disco ball that somebody left in their fucking basement after the 70s. I want to look like a hot, fresh 2019 disco ball. ❜
❛ Cries in lash glue. ❜
❛ Reserve your judgement until I’m finished. ❜
❛ Don’t fucking say ‘yaa’ at me like that. ❜
❛ I understand now, maybe a little bit, why our parents generation don’t really understand our generation. ❜
❛ Where’s the lie?! I see no lie! *starts singing disco music* ❜
❛ This was one time! They invited me to go there and just like hang out. It was two times! ❜
❛ Alright now on the count of three I want everybody to fucking cry. ❜
❛ Daddys money! Daddys money! ❜
❛ Can you imagine if the disco ball was a speaker and it just shouted down the songs at people? ❜
❛ This isn’t cost effective or time effective. Nothing about this is effective. ❜
❛ Oh no. She has awoken. ❜
❛ You’re so cute and I love you, but that’s really not that helpful. ❜
❛ I’m just like attracting animals. ❜
❛ That’s my signature scent. Whenever I walk in a room people are like ‘Is that ramen or is that [name]?’ ❜
❛ I’m so mad that this worked. ❜
❛ Over analyzing every decision I’ve ever made in my life, it’s one of my *chefs kiss* favorite things to do. ❜
❛ You know sometimes when I buy things online I don’t read, you know, I just look and I’m like ‘that seems about right’. ❜
❛ Thank you past self, this is an amazing find. ❜
❛ He’s feral. ❜
❛ One time my dad didn’t brush my hair for eleven days. My mom was very mad ❜
❛ I’m a terrible vegan. I failed. I accidentally ate some honey. ❜
❛ Should I just go and eat a whole bee in the tent? ❜
❛ And he lived happily ever after in his own mind. Everything else that was going on wasn’t happily ever after. ❜
❛ It was good, but it wasn’t great. It was life. Life is okay. ❜
❛ I’m ruining it. I’m ruining it. I ruined it. I ruined it. Look at this. Look what I’ve done. ❜
❛ Too much gene coming in hot. ❜
❛ I wouldn’t leave me with that much responsibility. ❜
❛ What are you guys doing? Oh, fuck that shit. ❜
❛ I have a vine fanny pack. It’s vintage, from when vine was alive. I don’t wanna talk about it. ❜
❛ How does that thick butt fit in this tent? ❜
❛ Where’s the line? As someone with a too much gene, where is the line? ❜
❛ It was like ‘oh my god! Fun. Cute. Amazing …Screw you, you bitch.’ ❜
❛ Screw you, you bitch. ❜
❛ Do I look like Jojo Siwa, or do I look like a trendy instagram girl? ❜
❛ Yeah I’m afraid of you when you wear those glasses. You’re fucking terrifying. ❜
❛ I just look like I’m bullying you without saying anything? ❜
❛ You just fucking bullied me by looking at me. ❜
❛ It was my mom, she says I can’t hang out with you anymore. ❜
❛ Don’t cry, I’m on the phone. ❜
❛ I mean, that’s what I said to your face but behind your back…’ ❜
❛ I’m going to write about him in my burn book. ❜
Ben Wyatt (Parks and Rec) Starter Sentence Meme
That’s what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
Did you hear a word I said?! No you didn’t! Because I’m a ghost!
I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.
We can just sit back and take it easy.
When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!
I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel.
_____, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
I love you and I like you.
They call me Devo, because I can whip ‘em good.
Are you talking to my butt?
Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?
I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.
I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.
I’m sorry, are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?
I’m just gonna sleep on the floor.
Look, who hasn’t had gay thoughts? Who?
Pizza? Never heard of it!
Bababooey.
Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don’t you? It’s important to me that you know that.
Gotham needs me.
I’m far too stupid and lazy to write something that could be printed in a book.
I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you.
I feel great, I ran 5K this morning.
It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, _____!
I am really attracted to you right now.
You just do your thing, baby Smurf.
I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Well, you suck at being polite, sir.
LET’S DANCE IN STYLE / LET’S DANCE FOR A WHILE / HEAVEN CAN WAIT WE ARE ONLY WATCHING THE SKIES.
independent / selective / private / oc based on stephen kings’s it matthew jason miller
THE MUSIC’S FOR THE SAD MAN / DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE FOREVER? I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER , FOREVER AND EVER.
Send "Can I kiss you?" to see how my muse responds.
the haunting of hill house sentence meme.
episode 1 - 3
it’s okay. go back to bed.
you okay? you scared? that’s okay. i get scared too sometimes.
why are you awake?
your big brother must have scared her away. big brothers are good like that.
the big dreams can spill out sometimes.
how long do we have to live here?
do you remember that storm?
i’ve never seen a ghost.
i don’t need to say goodbye.
i need you to call me.
there’s nothing easy about this house.
this door’s been locked for years and years and years and years, so if there’s a pony in there, it’s dead.
i know you don’t need me to tell you this, but literally everything is an emergency with [name].
look, i can’t deal with this right now.
that’s why everybody dumps their shit on me, isn’t it?
where’d you come from?
i’m just kind of a germophobe.
i know you normally prefer the company of cold stiffs.
i mean, she’s sweet enough but - pile of issues.
who’s saying it’s quick? i’m a giver.
you’re like a guy. you’re worse than a guy, you’re like a frat guy.
when i said you could live here, i wasn’t expecting the pussy parade.
i’m drawing boundaries, which is something you might want to look into.
she’s got one foot in crazy and the other on a banana peel.
we gotta get out of here right now.
you keep your eyes closed no matter what you hear. you don’t open them. you promise?
you don’t just get to call me and tell me what to do.
a ghost can be a lot of things: a memory, a daydream, a secret. grief, anger, guilt.
i’ve seen a lot of ghosts. just not the way you think.
this is the worst of the bullshit- worse than the tabloids.
i need to start a real life for my own family.
no one will come any nearer than that.
something tells me they weren’t too scared of the dark.
science isn’t an exact science, you know.
how do you spell ‘no girls allowed’?
i used to have imaginary friends, too. they go away when you get bigger.
thanks. i needed a good scare.
you just stood there and watched him loot me?
i’m going to fix her.
every house needs a heart, and this is ours.
a house is like a person’s body.
when you’re little, you learn how to see things that aren’t there.
i told you, i’m too old for tea parties.
i don’t blame you for screaming.
there’s no such thing as ghosts and you know it.
you can pay me back when you’re a famous writer.
imagine the worst thing possible, assume it’s true, and go from there.
why are you banging on the wall?
i told you she was in trouble.
you know how when you take one of your pictures, you capture something forever, just the way it is? stories do that, too.
when we die, we turn into stories.
we’re all stories in the end.
this is too much for anyone.
codeine’s finally kicking in.
she’s gonna have a pretty messed up view of death coming out of this no matter what.
i’m sad, too. so sad, i can’t even tell you.
i handcuffed him to a radiator downstairs. he’s not going anywhere.
i just wanted to say break a leg - and if you make a run for it, i’ll keep the car running, okay?
you have another nightmare?
you can sleep with me for tonight.
you’re really freaked out, huh? ease up a little.
you’re squeezing too tight.
the stairs - the third step from the top, it makes a sound.
he’s always smiling, but he isn’t happy.
when i was little, i was afraid of a lot of things.
kids like us have been through more than other kids.
the foster care system isn’t the easiest place to grow up.
do you feel cold right there?
this whole house is cold.
you’re out of mustard and you’re almost out of turkey.
you always figure out how to help.
ugh, what is that smell?
i was trying to take ownership of something that doesn’t belong just to me.
i’m trying to do the right thing.
maybe it’s a middle child thing, but i just would rather focus on living my actual life right now.
want to let go of his arm?
you don’t have to be so mean about it.
there’s a ladder down here on the wall. you can come get me.
there’s something down here!
it’s okay, baby, we’re right here.
something grabbed me! monster! it was a monster!
we didn’t know you were into…?
sorry to bring this up again, but why the hell would she go to that house?!
don’t elaborate. don’t offer information that’s not requested.
i don’t want to have to tell them that i’m fucking pissed at [name] who should have known better.
nobody ever believes me.
i believe you.
i was just out and about and thinking about your case.
you just have to trust me on this. i haven’t been wrong before, have i?
i’m sure the guy will confess if you just get them here.
i really, really don’t like that you went down there by yourself.
we’ll talk a lot more about it as you get older.
if you’re feeling overwhelmed and you think nobody will understand, you can talk to me. about anything.
i’m pretty good at secrets.
you got a couple things wrong in there, by the way.
that was really wild stuff considering that you were asleep for, what, like ninety-nine percent of it?
i’m gonna get my fucking phD.
i thought i heard somebody down here.
make up something that’s gonna piss her off less than the truth.
we barely said two words to each other.
can we take a second and talk?
what do people usually talk about?
she just needed help and no one was listening.
so should we talk about your day or would you rather come to bed?
you get in, lock the doors, don’t unlock until you see me come outside.
don’t touch me!
touch me.