finally,,, i make my little guy do a little dance,,, the power i hold,,
(based on choreo by Molly Long - song: Pop Muzik by M)
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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finally,,, i make my little guy do a little dance,,, the power i hold,,
(based on choreo by Molly Long - song: Pop Muzik by M)
Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space
Don't forget to play it loud as fuck
please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.
This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.
It took them two tries to ban it?
Optimus Prime: Did humans make the same mistake as our creators?
Optimus Prime: (sees generative ai)
Optimus Prime: ...they didn't, but this is insulting.
It's done! Now I can finally move on to other drawings lol
((I LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS. <3))
Western journalists feel that there are no consequences for them, so they have started publishing provocative or inhumane statements in this way.
Look, it's clear that when you're suffering, you're not allowed anything pleasant, peaceful, or even a little bit of luxury—because people immediately decide that "the situation isn't that bad" and tell you to relax. As if trying to experience simple, normal moments erases the pain and suffering. It's truly infuriating logic.
Guys, no one has looked upon us with compassion since October 7th. Gaza has been relentlessly bombed. Hospitals have been targeted and besieged. Water has been cut off, electricity cut off, food prevented, and people have lived with hunger, thirst, and fear every day. Millions have been forced to flee from place to place, carrying what little life they have left in their hands. And even amidst all this, the world is still debating whether the suffering in Gaza is "real enough." My family and I are suffering greatly and need help. Please donate and share this post.
Guys, please, we need your help, we don't have the money to buy food and medicine, please guys help us and donate to me my last donation a day ago. We're really suffering.
it really pisses me off that “everyone in these younger generations is so lazy and just wants to use AI” is parroted and just accepted as fact. this happens like clockwork, generations age and then leap at the opportunity to label younger people vapid and dumb and lazy, “oh kids these days” and “back in my day”. it’s always out of touch and based on general vibes they pick up without ever actually engaging with the demographic they’re talking about. gen x-ers i work with will say “oh students these days just use chatgpt to do everything for them, they don’t want to learn” and i have to pipe up and say “actually I’ve never used chatgpt in my life, but I have 50 y/o professors who use it to write their syllabi and generate their study guides for them.” people I work with in other departments use it do everything for them, generate their graphs and write their emails and their grocery lists like it’s crazy. I just watched a commencement speech from an older university faculty member who applauded genAI as the tool of the future and she got booed by the entire audience of new graduates. laziness is not a generational problem. can we stop blaming young people for every new tech issue that often isn’t even developed by their generation at all?
some advice for people entering their 20s:
-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist
-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads
-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce
-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after
-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It
-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake
-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot
-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck
-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money
-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed
-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business
-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm
-get regular oil changes
@pioneer-ninesie I hope this is sufficient for the absolute masterpiece you wrote! I hope you know I genuinely lie awake at night and think about how horrifying those last few seconds must have been!♥♥♥♥♥
original here> https://www.tumblr.com/pioneer-ninesie/776559481291259904?source=shar
(edited because the image compressed bizarrely the first time, so sorry)
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:
“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”
“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”
Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP
I've read the entire decision (skimming over the purely legal precedent/definitions bit) and here are some of my favorite bits:
“indeed, it seems that the Pacific Northwest (Twilight) is a common locale for finding vampires and werewolves at a high school” oh my god
Can't wait to run across this drama summarised in a three hour video essay
the pretender fic.... it haunts me.. please post link when you drop it
Oh god you're so right I really gotta work on that fic. I just got hit hard with uh- -vaguely gestures to state of the world- but It will COME EVENTUALLY!!! Promise!!!!!!
so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for
Witches On Tinder
Just the vocal delivery on its own is funny every time
Tis the season once more, witches!
PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE.
You guys missed the best part
Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS
They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO
I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.
hello fields of mistria people