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hi i'm kelly and yoongi could punch me in the face and i would still be alright :: 18 :: she/her :: ma, usa | prev. twentyoneisles, buckvu

[wang-fire]

May I interrupt your scrolling with a turtleduck

[asdfghnbvfdwertyt65rewerfg-deac]

i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[doggosource]

peekaboo

[demilypyro]

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[tailbud]

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

[demilypyro]

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

[genuinerascal]

Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.” 

[gentlealien]

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

[doesthendnlive]

[lolipoploveify]

[dayzea]

Autumn along the Blue Ridge Parkway.

[chiefyarts]

i’d like to issue an apology to every cashier ive ever spoken to

[basketcasemp3]

television meme [10/20] comedy women ∟jessica huang: each life is an opportunity to improve ourselves. if you do, your spirit transcends higher until you reach spiritual liberation and i have improved through all my lives. that’s how I became the perfect being you see before you.

[heartseeker]

[mothurs]

me: i hate boys boy: *slightly pays attention to me* me: 😩😩😍😍💦

[timdrakeothy-deactivated2022031]

hot take: ‘chivalry’ is fine as long as it’s adapted to 21st century values. if you are a male, you SHOULD be aware that your female friends face certain issues that you as a male dont. acting on that awareness in a way that keeps your female friends safe, isn’t a bad thing.

like… opening doors isn’t rly chivalrous when it’s just a thing you ought to do for everyone. but real 21st century chivalry might be, like, standing between your female friend and the guy that’s trying to get her drunk, or offering to walk her home when it’s late.

if the ‘chivalry’ inconveniences everyone involved and you’re just doing it for your over-inflated male ego — ie, “no you’re the girl here, you HAVE to let me hold this door for you and do all these things for you even when you can do it yourself and im just slowing you down” — then it’s just outdated misogyny.

[ichigotchipng]

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

Unfortunately I just have little idoiot bastard syndrome and it makes me say dumb things

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