If you think about it since everything in Earthbread is way smaller than Earth, then that mean even Earth insect and wild animals would be pretty dangerous and powerful in Earthbread. Afther all they are bigger and they are made of actual exoskeleton or flesh instead of made from dessert and cookies are small. (Mantis Shrimp or Pistol Shrimp would become one punch man in Earthbread)
Would be funny if a large amount of Earth insect arrive in Earthbread and completely overpowered the wildlife there and take over a large area as their own ecosystem.
Imagine if the cookies discover this land and be shocked at the giant beasts with unbreakable armors (exoskeleton). They would thought that this forgotten land is the sacred ground of Ancient monsters from the past and might even related to the Celestial or the Witches. They would also be even more shocked at the lack of mana or magical power in the insects because magic is the life 'blood' of everything in Earthbread (made sense because the Witches create them with magic)
Animals like Grizzly bear or Rhino would be world ending threat in Earthbread that far surpass even Longan and Dark Enchantress combined
To go back to the MC thing maybe those insects came when MC came to Earthbread and that's why some people would think that Mc might be some destroyer as ever since they came. "monsters" started to be discovered.
MC would send the main group to stop them with their help of course.
Maybe that's another reason why MC wants to go home not only because they want to go home because they don't belong there but if they stay there any longer Earthbread can be easily destroyed by a rhino or tiger cause maybe some magic from Earthbread is leaking into our world.
Imagine if some cookies somehow got teleported to Earth and to be more specifically MC house and saw several gigantic (toy) robots and stuffed animals. The sheer size of those harmless toys would terrified the cookies and might be mistaken as weapon of mass destruction.
If all of those toys were to transported to Earthbread, it would cause lots of confusion an if one of the robot toy is activated and isnt a remote controlled one (aka automatic) then Earthbread will got a new giant machine of mass destruction that can only be stopped by press whatever button on it body to deactivated it.
You learned that the cookies were in your home when you heard cries and screams. But you can't tell me that some would actually play with ten remote robot toys when they find the remote.
The cookies did try to take the robot but you did hide it from them which made some of them upset.
Can you do the self aware CRK for White Lily Cookie:
Imagine the magical girl!Baker (Sailor Moon or Precure-like) to meet White Lily Cookie
{Spoilers For Beast-Yeast}
Now while White lily cookie was looking into on the truth she had heard stories not of witches but a baker.
White lily was confused at first as that to many they believe that it was only witches who made them, so what are you. In White lilyâs dreams she can see you and she wanted to know more so bad. What was keeping you two apart?
Some say your aesthetic does look like one of a magical girl but you kind of brush it off. That was until you were playing cookie run that was when a cookie who shouldnât be out yet came into view, now looking at it everything looked different where was all your cookies?
For white lily cookie she was amazed by you as for now she can stare up at you with a smile. Now how does she get you here.
If you ever do go into cookie run, before the true events of the story. White lily cookie tries to keep you a secret from everyone as she would sneak off to see you, her baker. You are more magical in person and she couldnât take her eyes off you.
She had tried to ask you about cookie life but at the time you didnât have a good grasp on it, you didnât want to tell her the truth just yet, or you didnât want to ruin the timeline.
During this time you and white lily Cooke had formed a bound and I believe thatâs how you notice white lily Cooke would being spilt. So with your powers as the baker you used all of it to protect your precious white lily cookie hoping one day to see her again.
In white lily cookies dreams you and her are together building a kingdom where every cookie is happy along with her friends. Deep down she knew all it was a dream but she couldnât be to happy.
So when she awoke and saw you there along with pure vanilla cookie she started to apologize but mostly to you as she felt like she failed you, you were just happy to have her back.
As you want the white lily Cooke you remember meeting for the first time. She was a bit shy at first but thinking you might have been hurt from your decent to earthbread she tried to help you. She was still a bit shy but as you started taking to her she opened up more and more.
You are just happy to have White lily cookie here with you.
Since cookies are baked, imagine a human decided to try something unethical and mix insect and cookies and bake them to life. The result is a horrifying insect cookies that is barely sentinent and function like a hive. They are very agressive and is rumoured to be created by some evil god.
This could happen if you also have to remember that there are insect themed cookies.
I donât know if Iâm remembering this right but if they are cookies and they are bug or insect themed shouldnât have the witches used bugs or insects.
But baker was curious upon seeing how the local witches were making cookies and thought it was easy so they caught a fly and put it into a pot and upon seeing the creature they were grossed and freaked out by it they tried killing it but somehow it made its way into earthbread.
Now the cookies are confused and scared cause what is this creature thatâs attack every cookie. Many hoped that their wishes should be heard and help find a way to get rid of this creature. Now baker makes their presence known as think of how Athena send or helped Perseus to kill Medusa, that what you are doing here.
Now the witches didnât know what you did and lucky for you as you wanted to stay that way. But the cookies worshipped you as someone driven. And yes the cookies donât know that it was you who made that thing in the first place.
Just know that after helping those cookies you had started some cult and who knows you might check up on them again.
Whoever cookie came up with the idea of ââthe arranged marriage, I feel sorry for them, why? because they would have to face the wrath of an entire kingdom, important cookies, gods, a sea beast, dragons, even the ancients
Sugar Swan Cookie casually coming down to smite Sugar Cane Cookie. You should be free to court whichever Cookie you feel adoration for, like Swan herself for example!
Other more powerful cookies/dragons will still have their own objections even to Sugar Swan Cookie.
Mash herself is an unknown entity whose code is said to remain deep within downloads of Cookie Run: Ovenbreak. Sheâll only appear in a playerâs game if most, if not all, of their cookies are at max affection levels.
Sheâll always take the form of NPC Cookies first, before moving onto the playable ones, her true form remaining a mystery. Her preferred method of host is in Sugar Swan Cookie.
Younger players are safe from encountering Mash, with there being no real preference of one over the other for who she targets with older players.
Once sheâs made herself known, playing with her and giving her attention are your main duties now. Sheâll refuse to allow you to close the app and you will not be able to select other cookies until sheâs satisfied with her time with you.
She does not take being pushed aside for another so well. If you express interest in running with another cookie that isnât the one sheâs manifesting will cause her to âglitch outâ that cookie, rendering them unusable. This can be reversed if she decides to control that cookie at any point during your time with her. This is unfortunately a painful process for the cookie.
Cookies that are currently under Mashâs control are said to be more self-aware of the player, expressing their affection and adoration for them at near fanatical levels. Itâs advised that you cycle through âpossessedâ cookies as quick as you do, as prolonged control from Mash may seep some of her own code into the cookie themself, altering their behavior.
You LOVE Cookie Run, donât you? Wouldnât you love it even more if you played it with her? And her alone? Come closer to the screen, why donât youâŠ?
Slashers with a significant other who is a cam girl and wants them to be in one of their videos? đ
2 posts in 2 days who do I think I am? See ya'll in a year! /j
CW: NSFW
You do Cam Work and Ask the Slashers to be in your Videos:
Thomas Hewitt
Thomas is pretty conservative when it come to sex and such, but he's come around to your cam work, especially since you let him help with the details.
You like when he picks what you were or what scene you might do. You made Thomas feel like a part of it and that made him comfortable with it.
Still, he's very surprised when you ask if he wants to do a video with you. He refuses immediately and you respect that.
You ask again a while later but with more details. Like nobody would know who he was, you would keep his face out of the shot, and the two of you will do whatever he is comfortable with.
Your first video with him is of you riding him. His head isn't in the shot but the rest of his frame is. The size difference goes hard and your audience agrees.
Thomas is a flustered mess when you sit to read with comments with him. Everyone is talking about the new man in your video, gushing about how big he is and how attentive he is. Even with his size it seems your audience could sense his gentle soul, commenting on the chemistry you both have and how they would love to see him again!
Thanks to all the lovely comments, Thomas agrees to do another video even if he doesn't see himself putting his face on camera any time soon.
Michael Myers
Michael honestly does not care that you do cam work.
When you first ask him to be in a video, he pretty much ignores it.
But when you ask again some time later he doesn't see why not.
As long as his face isn't in the video or anything, you can film it, he doesn't really care.
The videos you make with him afterwards are pretty similar to your first video with him.
Usually you bent over while Michael fucks you to tears.
Michael is barely in the shot most of the time. Sometimes it just a close up on you, other times it includes Michael but only ever getting at high as his chest.
Everyone is obsessed with your mystery man. Where did he come from? What was that scar from? Can we see more of him please!!!
Jason Voorhees
We all know that Jason's comfort levels with sex is extremely low and it takes a while for him to become comfortable with physical intimacy. So cam work is certainly going to take some time for him to come around to.
And once he's become more comfortable with that, it's going to take a whole lot longer before he feels comfortable being in a video.
When he does decide to give it a go, he is a real hit!
He refuses to show his face on camera and you do whatever it takes to make sure he is as comfortable as possible.
Before Jason says you can use his name in videos and descriptions, your audience referred to him as 'the gentle giant', which is completely accurate!
No matter your usual content, Jason is nothing but gentle with you when he's in a video.
Brahms Heelshire
Watches your videos over and over again, he loves them. He'll watch you record them and watch them later once you've posted them. He can't get enough.
He's already got his pants off when you ask if he wants to be in one of your videos. You end up fucking even though you're not filming it.
He actually doesn't have much of a problem with having his face on camera. He's still a little insecure about his facial burns but you have alleviated most of that by this point.
And after the first video and he reads all those positive comments. Some are as horny for him as they are for you.
Fully embraces his new pornstar identity. He's insufferable.
He'll be in any video you want and your audience love watching you take care of your needy brat.
Bo Sinclair
Bo is in fully support of your work, it brings some money in and he gets to watch your videos. Even if his possessiveness still often gets the better of him. Whenever he reads comments of people praising you, Bo has an insatiable need to bend you over something just to prove a point.
Gets all cocky and arrogant when you ask if he wants to be in a video.
Needless to say, he agrees to do it.
And he takes to it pretty easily. He knows how to get all of his favourite reactions from you, how to get you pleading and begging for him, and he wants everyone watching to know.
Bo is arrogant and always smirking when the camera is on but it performs well.
He likes to how the camera and film himself entering you. He really does have a terrible ego.
Vincent Sinclair
It gets Vincent flustered, he could admit that, but he appreciates the artistic side of it all. It takes more effort and consideration than one might think!
He likes helping you get ready for a video and taking care of you afterwards.
He's hesitant when you first ask if he wants to be in a video. A part of him wants to do it with you but he's not confident enough in himself.
But he loves making you feel good and at this point he knows he's good at it, so he gives it a try. You can film them without posting them after all, like practise runs.
He may never show his face but he doesn't mind having his body on camera. Sometimes he even just hides his face with his hair instead of keeping his head out of the shot completely.
On Vincent's more self-conscious days, he'll film close ups of him fingering you instead.
He's very good with his hands and your audience agrees. They are very jealous of you.
Lester Sinclair
Lester is pretty neutral on your work, but of course he absolutely loves your videos.
He's mostly just surprised and flustered when you first ask if he wants to be in one of your videos. He thinks you're perfect so he understands why people would want to watch you, but he doesn't really see why people would want to watch him.
But he still agrees to it because he's your biggest supporter!!!
Your audience love the chemistry and intimacy between you both, leaving comments about how real your videos feel.
The videos that perform best are usually the ones where the two of you forgot you were even filming, just giggling together and enjoying each other. Lester gets all nervous and shy when the camera turns on, which is adorable, but forgetting that the camera is there really does help him perform better, the sweetheart.
Your audience love your more thought out and planned videos but appreciate the occasional more relaxed video with your sweet boyfriend.
Bubba Sawyer
Super flustered by your work but he's supportive.
Is super surprised and nervous when you ask if he wants to be in a video.
He agrees to give it a try once you explain that you can always delete it and nobody has to see it if he changes his mind or doesn't like it.
Bubba is just a big sweetie really, and you know just how to turn him into a squirming, blubbering mess.
And your audience love to watch you do it!
In later video's you do, you use the viewers' comments to fluster him even further. Using all the kindest and sweetest comments that say how lovely he is .
Come on, Bubs, they love you, they're being so nice. Why don't you say thank you?
Billy Lenz
Billy loves watching your videos and when you ask if he wants to be in a video with you, he is so excited!
He's completely down to make some home videos but he's a little unsure about putting it online for other people to see.
So you make it so his face isn't visible and let him watch the final edit before uploading it. He thinks it's so hot, he can't say no.
Honestly, you could do really well with just audios alone though. People will go wild for it. Billy unable to keep his mouth shut, all those desperate moans and whines and noises, the sticky wet slapping of skin. Honestly, a video element is just a bonus at this point.
And who gets off to the video the most? Billy obviously!
Asa Emory (The Collector)
Asa monitors your accounts anyway, even if you don't know it. He wants to know what you're posting and how people are responding. Don't want any bullies or trolls, right?
He's probably tried to manipulate you into suggesting it anyway.
He doesn't have much of a problem with your cam work, he's just a possessive bastard and would love to claim you in front of your entire audience.
The mask stays on!
Okay, he designs a new mask to avoid any chance of self criminalisation but whatever.
You two can make it big in BDSM communities.
Ties you up, blindfolds you, gags you. Whatever he feels like, but often seems to focus the camera on your reactions rather than on what he is doing to you. Studying his favourite little specimen.
Your audience already adored you of course, but they also love this new Dom you brought it.
There is no doubt as to who you belong to now.
Jesse Cromeans (Chromeskull)
Obviously Jesse has no problem with being on camera and he already has a pretty big ego, so he'll probably even wear the Chromeskull mask. It's his signature whether it's for his snuff films or your cam work.
Like Asa, you do absolute numbers in the BDSM community. Everyone is very pleased with his fully suited up, masked Dom that you brought in.
He already has his Chromeskull persona all fleshed out so he just brings that energy to your videos.
He's a sadistic Dom and you might have to upload an Aftercare video at some point just to reassure your more loyal audience that you're alright and always well taken care of afterwards.
Otis Driftwood
Is obviously a fan of your videos and isn't going to stop you from making them. You aren't actually fucking anyone else, so he's cool with it. And if he feels particularly jealous or possessive at some point, he knows he's the only one who can actually pin you down and have his way with you.
Oh yeah, he's down to make a few videos with you. He's probably got some old tapes of his own somewhere, long forgotten. He's not shy.
Says the filthiest shit, it kinda becomes his think on your platform.
Otis can be absolutely disgusting but, fortunately, there is an audience for that and they flood to your videos.
Calls you all sorts of names, asks you if you get off on knowing everyone is going to watch him fuck you. That everyone is going to see all the things you let him do to you.
Baby Firefly
Baby loves that you do cam work, she loves performing. She happily does your hair and makeup, she helps you pick out costumes and which toys you'll use in that video.
Hell, she's even filmed a video or two for you!
She's your number one supporter so of course she jumps on camera as soon as you ask if she wants to be in a video.
The two of you are all dolled up and she's magnetic, the audience love her as much as they love you.
The two of you are absolute menaces if you decide to do a livestream, pulling in huge donations because Baby is going to pout and taunt. Why should the two of you put on a show if they're not showing their appreciation properly?
Baby is the type to respond to very low donations with "it's alright, you can just say you're poor". She never promised to play nice and she just thinks you're worth more than that!!!
You end up apologising for her.
People are into it though.
Yautja (Predator)
Your mate doesn't quite get it but he's cool with it.
Is hard as soon as you ask if he wants to be in a video. Yautja's aren't very conservative or prudish when it comes to sex and nudity, so you weren't too surprised.
He loves the thought of taking you, of claiming you, and everyone knowing that you're his mate. That he's a worthy mate for you.
Even when he's a regular feature in your videos, he doesn't completely understand it, he just knows he's into it.
Everyone loves to watch you try to take him fully, the struggle, the determination, the satisfaction when you manage it.
You have cornered the Monster Fucker market. They don't know if it's real, if it's a very elaborate costume, or very realistic animation, either way they are eating it up.
All the other performers who use alien dildos and such are super jealous, obviously.
Summary: Youâve been very intrested in Alastor ever since you met him. He invites you to see his recording studio, which you accept. Then you ask if you can stay and listen to him host! While listening, you fall asleep. How does he react?
Word count: 2844
Warnings: Ummm not really much? Alastor being Alastor! One mention of not being able to sleep sometimes, mention of seeing people in hell doing dr*gs, k*lling eachother, and fighting, mention of reader having bad social skills (?)
A/N: UM!! this is my first time writing for alastor, so apologies if it isnât the best. Please give me any feedback you want, Iâd love to hear it! Also sorry for any spelling mistakes. I hope you enjoy :â)
Alastor the radio demon. You know of the things heâs done, you know that people are quite literally terrified of him. But for some reason... you feel a certain way towards him that you canât describe, but itâs surely not fear.
Youâve had a some-what odd admiration of him since you landed in hell, only a few months ago. You got spotted by Charlie when you first got to hell. She noticed you looking around nervously and lost, and put two and two together that you must be new. She very kindly introduced herself which was refreshing because.. well.. itâs hell. Everywhere you looked people were fighting, doing drugs, and even killing each other. You were glad there were kind people even down here.
âHi, you! Uh, you lost?â Charlie smiled you and waved.
âUm yeah! Iâm guessing this is hell, huh?â You awkwardly chuckle. Social skills werenât ever your thing, it seems they havenât got better after you died, either.
âYep! This is hell! You must be new? Iâm Charlie! Charlie Morningstar. Itâs so nice to meet you.â She smiled and stuck out her hand for you to shake.
âNice to meet you, Charlie! My names Y/n.â You politely smiled back and shook her hand.
After that meeting, Charlie showed you to the hotel in which you eagerly accepted to stay at, her being the only sane thing youâve seen down here. It was a pretty nice place, no 5 star hotel like back on earth, but it was something youâre very grateful for. Who knows what wouldâve happened to you if you havenât met her.
While she was showing you around, someone caught your eye. He was a tall man, very polite and respectful looking. He was dressed head to toe in old fashioned attire, with a cane to suit his charming look. He was smiling in a way that made you look at him like he was something you wanted to inspect under a magnifying glass.
He glanced at you and smiled larger, stepping over to you and Charlie.
âMy, my! What do we have here? Charlie! You didnât tell me that weâve got more guests? Itâs a pleasure to meet you, my dear! The names Alastor!â He spoke politely.
His voice was sort of.. Radio-like? You found it soothing.
âHaha yeah! I found her wandering around on the street this morning! Sheâs a newcomer, their name is Y/n.â She spoke back, excited to introduce you.
âY/n! Well, my, my. Thatâs quite a lovely name!â He said. âSay.. do you listen to radio? I host a brilliant radio broadcast thatâll give you some real insight on this place!â He said enthusiastically.
âOh.. haha thank youâ You smile. âI do actually! I love radio shows.â You immediately feel drawn towads him. You cant tell if itâs just the new scenery or what.. but you want to just sit and chat with him for hours.
Alastor perks up at that. âOh you do, do you?â He smiled more.
âYeah! Back when I was.. uhm.. alive, I actually had a whole playlist of them! What do you do your show about?â You ask.
Alastor is delighted to have you take interest in his show. âWell, dear, I do all sorts of things on there! Yes, yes, you think of it and Iâve most probably done it! Most commonly known is the souls I entrap and prison, as I broadcast their screams of horror all over this horrible place and people get to hear the noises of their never-ending torture and demise. But! I also just made a wonderful segment on my motherâs Jambalaya recipe!â He stated.
While part of those sentences gave you chills, you still seemed to take interest in him.
âWell,â you chuckle. âI will certainly check it out!â You smile.
âAh! Wonderful news, my dear.â He said while he twirled his cane.
Charlie was watching you interact with him and noticed how you looked at him, as if admiring. She smile and said, âwell! We better finish the tour.â
She motions for you to follow her and you do, waving Alastor goodbye.
He waves back and yells, âgoodbye, sweetheart! Lovely to have met you.â
After that, you wanted absolutely everything to do with him. Youâve also got to know the other people staying at the hotel. Angel, Vaggie, Husk, Niffty, and Sir Pentious. They were overall kind people. Husk found your interest in Alastor to be no good.
âYeah, no. That, whatever thing you have created in your mind about him, isnât true. Heâs vile, Y/n. Trust me on that.â He grunts.
Angel thought you had some kind of kink towards âscary, creepy men.â Which wasnât true because you didnât even find him scary. You found him charming.
âAh.. Alastor? Fucking sexy weirdo if I do say so myself. Heâs got some reaaal problems but hey, if youâre into that-â You cut him off by saying it wasnât like that & that you donât think anything sexual towards him.
One day, you were talking to Sir Pentious about his âcrushâ on Cherry Bomb. He completely denied it but you could tell from his blush and his nervous demeanour that he was very interested in her.
You were caught off guard when you heard that radio voice coming up from behind you.
âY/n, my dear! I have a question for you.â Alastor came and stood beside you, looking down from where youâre sitting.
âAl! Hey, whatâs up?â You ask, containing your excitement.
Sir Pentious excused himself quickly, seeing one of his âegg boysâ were being played with by Niffty. She isnât one to be gentle.
âSo, I know how youâve been listening to my radio show as of late, and I was wondering if youâd like to see where the magic happens!â He states.
âR-really? Iâd be honoured!â You say, smiling.
âAh! Lovely. Come now, this way.â
You get up and he locks arms with you and chats about his new microphone that he got.
Once you guys arrive, youâre shocked. It looks very professional and comfortable. It suits him heavily. Thereâs a big open window, a desk, some chairs and sofas, a bunch of technical stuff on the desk along with his new mic that you recognize from his descriptions, and a deer coat hanger?
âWow, Alastor. This place is so actually so sick. I love it. And the new microphone suits you!â You say. âThank you for showing me, really.â
Typically, Alastor would never show someone something personal of his, including his studio, but you are an exception. He isnât sure what it is about you but he doesnât seem to hate you as much as he does with anyone else. At first he was weirded out, but now he just embraces it. He also feels protective of you. He doesnât know exactly why youâre even down here. For as far is he can tell, youâre an angel. Always being kind even to those who arenât kind to you, always saying âpleaseâ and âthank you,â all that jazz. Jazz! You even like jazz music, his favourite. He told you that he lived on earth the time jazz music was popular. The 20âs and 30âs. That explains his vocabulary and how he dresses. You just find it more interesting and take time to ask questions about what it was like in that time.
âWhy of course, my dear! If Iâd want to show anyone here, it would be you.â He says, giving you his iconic smile.
You have a thought. âHey, Al? Would it be alright if the next time you do a show, I could stay and listen?â
You hope he doesnât think this is odd.
Alastor raises a brow. âWhy would you want to do that?â He asks.
You panic, thinking you went too far by asking and now heâs going to cut you off or something.
âHa! Kidding, sweetheart! Of course you can. I love when my broadcast is wanted to be listened to. Though I love it as well when they donât want to.â He says.
Youâre relieved, a bit scared, but still relieved.
âSay!â He says. âI was going to make one tonight talking about this silly technology box that thinks he is better than me! You know, expose all his lies and secrets to my listeners, and unwilling listeners. Maybe broadcast it all throughout hell!â He starts laughing manically. Then calms down and stares at you.
âWould you want to stay and listen, hm? I can do it now! I didnât have any plans today going forward and well, getting it out sooner is better than later, I always say.â He asks.
You know heâs talking about Vox when he mentioned the technology box. Him and Vox have a sort of rivalry going on. Though Alastor seems to not care much about him, Vox is sure obsessed. Heâs even gone so far as to making posters about him. Which areee.. not much of a resemblance.
This offer strikes you and you immediately perk up. âYes! Iâd love to.â You say.
You donât think Alastor knows this but whenever youâre struggling to sleep, you put on his radio show and his voice comforts you to sleep. Youâre sure if you told him, he would find it weird.
Little did you know, Alastor already knew. He walked past your room one night and heard static sounds coming from your quarters. He immediately was intrigued and put his ear close to your door to hear his voice. He was surprised, but not weirded out. He found it delightful that you found comfort in his voice. Itâs not everyday someone does. Usually it invokes terror and anxiety on anyone who hears. This was new, and he didnât hate it.
âLovely! Let me get all set up. You can sit wherever you feel the most comfortable!â He says, adjusting his mic and pressing a buttons on his table.
You find a spot and sit down. Feeling honored to even be in the same room as him, let alone HIS room.
âAhem! Welcome ladies and gentlemen-â He goes off into his introduction, before winking at you and starting.
After about 20 minutes, you begin to feel tired and put your head on the side of the wall, still listening but with your eyes closed.
Alastor immediately notices and smirks, knowing how his voice effects you. He continues on and after about another 20 minutes, he finishes up. Youâre asleep, slightly smiling.
He walks over to you and looks down.
âMy, my. You really are an interesting one, arenât you?â He whispers. He smiles more softly than he usually does and looks around to find a purple blanket hanging on his deer coat hanger, and gently places it on you.
He feels his heart fluttering while looking down at you and he immediately shrugs it off.
âMm well, my dear.. I guess you can stay here. Iâll just be over there, transferring my broadcast to the other radios around town.â He says and points to his table.
Synopsis: You were turned to an Angel trapped in heaven trying to go back to your one true love while Alastor was livid and was turning crazy without you
âLet me tell about a story between two humans, One was a bad person protecting the one and only person he truly loves, the other? Was too good for the world almost perfect and kind. They were soulmates maybe thatâs why heaven would think it would be to difficult to separate them. Separate herâ
She died first and not long after he died too but in separate places. Separate Afterlives.
You heard of the Angel and human but this was about a Demon and a Seraphim Angel. Both higher ups.
You were the main reason for Alastor to help Charlie with the hotel. Just to see you and make sure youâre okay, to hold you, to be with you again forever this time. But you knew better to wish to far.
Adam wasnât gonna let you out of heaven, and Sera was just as bad on not letting you go.
Back in hell.
Alastor sigh looking up high hoping to see you, his Wife. He was sane for now, today was the day Charlie and Vaggie would go to heaven to convince the higher up Angels. He was gonna give Charlie your ring to give back to you and that says everything on whatâs going to happen.
You appeared during a meeting introducing yourself to Charlie and Vaggie with Adam on your left and another angel to your left.
âHello Iâm ____ a Seraphim Angel as wellâ You saiding bowing down to the two demons.
â___ donât bow to these cuntâ Adam mumbled making you chuckle nervously before trying to fly towards your seat. Charlie eyes were wide open the whole time. You were an Angel? What did Alastor had to do with an Angel?
She took your hand before you could go to your seat and place the diamond ring in your hand making you look at it hiding your shock. You took her hand back hiding the ring before smiling sadly âTell me why I'm waiting for someone, That couldn't give a fuck about me? No, you canâtâ You whispered to her before flying towards Adam to your seat.
You never argued with Adam, you knew about the extermination in hell. You werenât apart of it but you couldnât argue with Sera or Adam.
You werenât gonna wait for him no more, Heaven was all you need right now to follow behind Sera or even your favorite Archangels. After the whole argument Charlie and Vaggie were sent back to hell and another thing that Charlie wanted to avoid was Alastor.
âMy dear, How was it in Heaven? Any news about my Darling?â Alaster questions with her sinister smile making Charlie sweat in nervousness.
âW-Well you see ___ gave me back the ring and said she was doneâ Charlie blurted out making Alaster smile slowly turn into a frown focusing on those words.
Thatâs when he started glitching his smile became more scarier and sinister. Vaggie pulled Charlie back standing in front of her. âNo she wouldnât reject being back together, You must be mistaken my dearâ Alaster demonic voice came out.
âNoâ âNoâ âNoâ
She wasnât coming back but when the extermination starts heâll make sure to get you. Where you can never go back, just like in their human lives heâll keep you back in your cage.
any fics of fucking Vox so hard the power completely goes out in the making? i looove what you've written for him already, would be really cool if the glitches were visible in the writing too!!
warnings â Pegging, small use of âmommyâ, Vox being a whiny bitch
summary â Vox takes it in the ass so hard Hell has a power shortage because heâs just a whore like that.
a/n â OMG I LITERALLY LOVE THIS !! god any excuse to write Vox getting absolutely wrecked is a YES.
âFuck,â Voxâs back arched and his hands went to grip the top of his screen, âFuck juâzzsâst like that.â
His voice buffered as you pushed your strap deeper into him. He was on his back with his legs wrapped around your torso so your plastic dick would have easy access to his ass.
You had to hold your hands on his chest to keep him from squirming too much.
âNeedy tonight, arenât we, Vox?â you snickered  as you moved the strap inside him.
âGod, fuuâck you, biâtccâtch,â he hissed before you cut him off by aggressively forcing pushing deeper into him.
He yelped and moaned, throwing his head back on the pillow.
âYouâre in no position to be saying that, sweetheart,â you start moving the strap faster and rougher.
He let out a glitched out whine and stared up at you with pure hatred, and desperate arousal.
Your hands that rested on his hips now dug into him hard enough to break skin.
âAâah,â he whined, âWhatâs wrâooâong with you? Sâslow down.â he whined at how rough you were being but then followed it up with a long drawn out moan.
âAw baby,â you leaned down and caressed his screen, âYour going to have to learn to be nicer if you want me to slow down. For now youâll just have to take my cock like the slut you are.âÂ
He surprised himself by whining at your harsh words. Your fingers glided down and brushed over his nipples. He then shocked himself even further with the fact that, despite this humiliating position, he arched into your touch, craving any and all attention he can get from you.
You noticed how desperate he was, and smirked. He looked pathetic, sweaty and panting, covered in markings from your teeth, and looking up at you with a dark clouded expression, waiting to see what you do next.
To his delight, you continued to roughly ram into him, going at a rapid pace, nails once again digging into his hips.
âohmygodohmygodohâtsk tsk,â he moaned loudly as his hands clung to the sheets. At this point he couldnât get one sentence out before glitching.
âWow, look at youâ you remark, rolling your hips, âwhat a little attention whore you are.âÂ
He whined and threw his head back. At this point, there was a low static-y humming coming from him.Â
ââm notâbzzâ âm not a whore,â his protests were weak at this point. If he wasnât being interrupted by malfunctioning mid-sentence, he was being cut off by his own whimpers.
âOh, but you are, sweetheart. Only a whore would be taking mommyâs cock so good,â you coo down at him.
The implication that he was doing good, especially because that meant approval from you, made his brain feel funny.
âSee?â your hands move up from his hips and caress the sides of his screen, âyour so pretty when you donât argue with me, baby.âÂ
Oh, that did something to him. He wasnât around a lot of positive people, so the idea that your attention could be shown with something as kind as praise, made his throat tighten.
His moans turned into choked out broken sobs and all the brattiness from earlier drained out of him. You were sure that if he had tear ducts, he would be crying right now.
You hammered into him harder than ever, leaning over him to occasionally pepper kisses on his neck and screen.Â
âNnghâ mommy âmâ bzzâ âm sorry,â he moaned out, slinking his arms around your neck, trying desperately to bring you closer to him. To make sure he was the only thing catching your attention at the moment.
Your hips rolled fast and rough inside him, and he could feel his climax approaching.Â
âSorry forâ wait, youâre sorry?â You were sure you knew what he was talking about, his attitude earlier. Still, for a moment you were thrown off by the idea that this cocky, power-hungry asshole was apologizing unprompted to you.Â
After a moments consideration, you came to the conclusion that he must have been slowly easing into subspace. He was probably apologizing because he wanted you to, what, praise him?
All though it seemed slightly out of character for the usually pretentious, bratty man, his half lidded desperate eyes seemed to convince you.Â
Your grip on his hips once again tightened as you drilled into him, rougher than before.
âYouâre so perfect, baby,â you panted, earning a loud whimper. His arms tightened around your neck and his nails started to dig into the skin of your back.
âSo good for me, taking mommyâs cock so well, looking so pretty for me too.â
He whined loudly and the frequency coming from his head started to get louder. You were ramming into him with such concentration that you didnât notice the lights started to flicker around you.
âcâcclâcloseâ,â he tried to speak but only uttering a glitched out moan. Luckily, you picked up on what he was trying to say.
âOf course, sweetheart, whenever you want,â you said, rolling your hips once more to make his orgasm even more pleasurable.
âSo good for me, Vox, apologizing for being a brat, telling me when your about to cum,â you speak softly into his ear, except you donât think he comprehends a thing except for âso good for me.â
He let out a choked pathetic sob and whined for more. His audio was glitching out more than ever, making him almost unintelligible.
Now the flickering of the lights around you was undeniable, even producing a low buzzing sound reminiscent of the one Voxâs head was currently making.
âSo perfect, my pretty baby, âm so lucky to have such a good boy.â
All of the praise sent him over the edge. With one loud moan, he came.
But in a moment, the buzzing light bulb beside you exploded, and all the illuminated buildings outside your window went dark, causing a full blackout all across the city.
Vox was still clinging to your neck, breathless, panting against you.Â
âShit. Was that, like, too much, Vox?â you ask, clearly concerned as you go to pull out of him.
He pulls back slightly from your neck but stops you from moving your strap out of him.Â
âPleaseâ tsk tsk,â he breathes, still buffering slightly, âPlease more.â
a/n â I was too nice to him at the end of this fix but DONT WORRY GUYS I got another sub!Vox request that will literally destroy him
also, i saw someone say that since vox is around so many toxic people, an actual compliment would fuck with him super hard.
If you write for Mxes, can I just get some general Headcanons. Heâs joined the simp club..
đœM.X.E.S. + General Headcanons:đœ
âHe has a very soft, deep voice. Very static-y, and sometimes it sounds like there are several different voices speaking at once. It can make him a little hard to understand, so he prefers to communicate through text boxes/prompts in the V.A.N.N.Y. headset system. It's easier that way.
âM.X.E.S. likes to hover. He doesn't really mean to do it, and usually doesn't even realize he's doing it. He just does. Mostly out of curiosity, but also because it's part of his programming as a security initiative. He's got to keep an eye on you, that's his job. (Okay, but how close of an eye, really?)
âYou can kind of touch him, when wearing the Vanny mask. But touching him feels like that scene in Casper, where he describes himself as being made of "the feeling when your foot falls asleep." It's very tingly. The kind that makes your hair stand on end, and your skin go all goosebump-y.
TW - Ep 5 Spoilers, slight nsfw, mentions of cannibalism.
Alastor is such a gentleman. He'd treat you like royalty!!
At first you gained his respect for respecting his boundaries and not stepping over the line and in return he respects yours (not really). Somehow you ended up dating?? So lucky you.
He adores cooking for everyone but when he'd cook for you Alastor be extra careful to not fuck things up and add extra flavours. Loves making Jambalaya for you!! Would definitely tell you all the stories about him and his mom cooking together.
I bet he'd love to cook or bake with you. I mean just look at you smiling and giggling like a child!! Adorable (in a good way)
Would try atleast one time to make you try demon meat. If you like it he's very pleased but if not?? He's fine with it too. Not everyone likes the taste of it.
Your relationship would be private so PDA is off the table. Maybe linking your arms together, a hand on the waist or a quick kiss on the cheek when no one is looking. It doesn't mean that he doesn't love you but he has a high status in hell. He wouldn't want you to be a target for other overlords or sinners.
At first only Rosie would know about your relationship but as time passed by Charlie found out and passed the information to Vaggie then Vagatha accidentally fucked up and passed the information to Angel Dust and again and again. Mimzy somehow found out too.
And as a little revenge for Alastor from kicking her out of the hotel (ep 5) she passed the info to other overlords.
So now sinners are aware of you guys being together and The Radio Demon is not very pleased with it. He started to get a tiny bit more protective of you then he was before. However when someone saw you it leaded to them running off, scattering because they're absolutely terrified of what could happen to them if they did anything and I mean anything wrong in your presence.
They looked at you wrong.. Oops where did their eyes went? They touched you without your permission. Suddenly their arms are nowhere to be found! They tried to hit on you and now they are missing. I wonder where they could be??
As i said he is a gentleman!! Opening doors for you, lending you his coat when you're cold, pulling out the chair and kissing the back of your hand.
Every Wednesday he'd bring you a bouquet and each one of the flowers he'd choose has its meaning. Isn't it cute??
His love language is Acts of service and quality time. Alastor loves when you bring him black coffee or something to eat when he is broadcasting someone's screams on the radio when he didn't even ask you for it. Like what do you mean you remember his daily hours of his "work".
Takes you out on dates without an accasion though he prefers to keep it private then to go to a club. He may take you out on a walk in the garden full of red roses and a buetiful fountain however Alastor would also love to cook you your favourite meal and eat it for as an romantic dinner with youuuuu!!
I don't think that even in private he's a cuddler, he doesn't like psychical touch but doesn't mind it from people he is close with. Maybe if he is feeling a little extra today he'd let you hug him as a good morning. In return he'd kiss the back of your hand.
Not exactly much of a kisser either pheraps a quick peck on the cheek or on the forehead?? This doesn't include the times he's feeling extra romantic and dips you in a long passionate kiss. But he's not the time to do full make out session yk??
One day Alastor would tell you that he likes pineapples on pizza and if you're not a big fan of it (me neither) you would be like WHAAAAT.
Alastor loves seeing you in his clothes it's just looking cute on you and kinda turns him on
Demon reader x alastor but readers a canabal ??? (Platonic) like imagine them meeting at the demon meat shops and they exchange salutations, Alastor figures out reader is around his age (like how long theyâve been in hell) and is intrigued then they meet again but reader is hunting for fresh meat (: - đ (I will be know as that now ^_^)
(A/N) - absolutely love the idea!!
àŒ»àŒAlastor with Fem! Cannibal reader
TW - Cannibalism, gore?? , mentions of death.
You've been dying to try this new meat shop around the corner. You've heard people praising it saying that the meat here is exclusive and fresh.
You were walking in the shop when you've heard voices inside. Inside The Radio Demon himself. You'd have to be lying if you didn't know who he is. As he was about to leave he noticed your presence.
You exchanged greetings with him, wanting nothing to do with him anymore. However you noticed he didn't leave the shop yet, staring at you.
The Radio Demon started a conversation with you noticing your excellent judgement and opinions on the meat (as weird as that sounds)
You soon learned that his name is Alastor. He wasn't half as bad as you could imagine. You thought he would be different.. More scary?? You both had the same opinions and shared some interests.
Same age as well, at least you thought that. You could see that he wanted to ask you your age but what a gentleman would he be then? You never ask a woman her age.
The conversation lasted about 5 minutes and it was enough for you. You bought the meat and left the meat shop, saying goodbye to all of the people inside.
You really didn't think that you'd meet Alastor again but there were things that you didn't know about. He grew interest in you and now you'd be his new form of entertainment aside from the hotel, of course.
A week passed and you decided to go hunting. Finding your new prey wasn't really hard; A fucked up sinner, already after at least 5th shot. You seduced him into going to the forest with you, which wasn't too hard either.
After walking at least 5 minutes into the forest you pulled out a knife and quickly stabbed the drunker. Pulling out the knife from his heart you started slowly devouring him.
His limps being tore apart in seconds, kidneys nowhere to be found as you gobbled his large intestine. Little did you know you were being watched.
You heard someone chuckle as you were digesting the man organs.
Turning around you saw Alastor watching you, lying against a tree. As he started to speak he praised you?? Wasn't he suppose to be disgusted like most of the sinners?
After a minute he told you that he himself is a cannibal too. Your hair being a mess, your mouth full of blood and your clothes soaking with blood. You smiled slightly as he offered you a dinner tommorow. He saw the potential in you.
Oh after the events you both became something like "friends". You two indeed had your little bonding moments.
