Our days at Hogwarts

River Maveera || Mikhail Krum || Dave Fenwick || Adam Summers || 1st year at Hogwarts

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Slytherin: Y'all ever just… try to do basic math in your head and your brain blue screens?

Hufflepuff: My brain shuts off the mere second it realizes math will be involved.

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Adam, I thought you said you are going to do something about the bullies - River

I did and they stopped - AdSum

What?? You didn't tell us it's not fair. What did you do? - River

I just say thank you everytime they bring up my ears and say that I love them very much, and I do now - AdSum

... - River

I can confirm that - M

Sometimes we only need kindness, moony - AdSum

Okay... Aren't you a precious cinnamon roll? - River

You miss out the part where you said you know a hex which makes their ears permanently twice bigger than yours and if they seems to want them so much, you can get it for them - M

I knew it! - River

And when one of them said "is that how you get them" you look at them dead in the eye and say "yes, do you want them?" - M

Remind me not to get on your bad side - Dave

Wait do you really know how to do that?Because if you do you're wasting your brain in the wrong place, again - Dave

Are you sure you want to find out? - AdSum

...no, forget what I just said - Dave

I'm glad that it all ends well! - River

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Soooo I heard someone got a detention this morning? - Dave

Can anybody not get detention at least one week? - Dave

It's me! - River

It's not something you should've proud of - Dave

I know but I do - River

What did you do? - M

Giving middle finger to some Hufflepuff, in front of McGonagall - River

Ouch - M

You should look around before doing that - M

The right advice would be stop doing that in the first place won't it? - Dave

Said someone who screamed the f word for bumping into a table, in the class, in front of Prof Flitwick, on the first day - AdSum

It got my pinky okay? And shut up you're not done yet. Focus - Dave

Well if only someone help me I'd be done by now - AdSum

Now River won't be in detention if it's not for protecting you right? - Dave

I hug him for the moon lamp and they said I'm a thirsty b and something like dumbo here got himself a girlfriend. They call him Dumbo. I'm late for class and it's MORNING give me a break! Middle finger is the only thing I had in my hand - River

Do they got detention? - Dave

Nope! McGonagall only see me waving around my finger. Whatever the reason is I shouldn't do that she said - River

THAT'S NOT FAIR. JUSTICE MUST NOT ONLY BE DONE, BUT ALSO TO BE SEEN AS DONE - M

I AGREE - River

I see you learn a. new phrase, but it's not that you can do anything about it - Dave

WAIT NO - Dave

We must do something about it - River

No, stop, this is too much - Dave

I'm not in, I need to study - Dave

Booo! - M

Now if Adam give their name it'd be much easy - River

No, it's not necessary - AdSum

Finally someone with common sense - Dave

Let me do it myself, if I need something from you I let you know - AdSum

... of course - Dave

Cool let's talk about it over lunch - River

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ADAM!! If you were here I'd hug you!! - River

What? What is he doing? - M

He make a moon lamp for me! - River

I notice something different too in my room. Dave you really did it? You charm my bed to repel smell? :') - M

Yeah - Dave

Thank you :'') - M

Your welcome, I guess - Dave

Now, can you explain to me what is on my ceiling, moony? - Dave

I don't know I learn it few days ago and I want to try it out in your room first before I tried in mine in case something goes wrong - River

Okay I lied - River

I was thinking how can I repay you for the breath taking tour and I saw your collection of astronomy books and I happened to learn it few days ago for my room, so there you go - River

It's astronomically correct, wow, that's impressive - Dave

Yeah, but I'm not sure maybe I left out one or two stars, you can add them yourself - River

Okay - Dave

Thanks. It's a good repay - Dave

Yay! Glad to hear that :) - River

Oh :( seems like everyone got each other gifts. I feel bad for Adam - M

Speaking of which, where he is? - M

I just take a shower and something crazy happened, people say hi to me. What did you do Mika? - AdSum

I don't know... talking? - M

Yeah, about what? - AdSum

Just everyday small talk? - M

Ooh I see, I can't do that before. It's unintended gift, but it's still a gift. Thank you for starting to do that for me. - AdSum

:''') - M

The moon <3 - River

Glad you like it - AdSum

I LOVE IT - River

We should make this an yearly event. I want to go to Hufflepuff next - River

Yearly? We can do this once in two months - M

That's four potions every two months and you're the only one who can do it now, the ingredients is too expensive for us too, let's just make it yearly in the moment - Dave

But when I got the ingredients will we do it again? - M

No - Dave

If I say yes you will steal or lie. We're saving our money - Dave

No fun but it's better than not doing that again - M

I miss hufflepuff's bed

:( - M

The flowers are beautiful - M

It has pleasant smell - M

Don't tell me you guys are asleep - M

You're right Dave it's too hard to sleep in red :'( - M

Go to sleep, we got detention tomorrow - Dave

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Guys are you in? - M

Wow, everything is so bright here - M

Said someone who can sleep surrounded by red. Like how?? - Dave

I don't know, sometimes you just too tired to care - M

RAVENCLAW HAS ITS OWN LIBRARY IT'S NOT FAIR - River

It's totally makes sense but still not fair! - River

Ask your beloved head boy to built one - Dave

You have books in your common room - AdSum

Yeah but it's general textbooks. And it is built by Ben Smith, how do you know? But still, you have novels here! - River

River keep your excitement, don't embarrassed me please. I don't want anyone seeing me browsing through novel I mean come on, we talk about being bitter here? - Dave

River? - Dave

Oh no. There's not even anything to see here. It's just school ground and sky. We do have the best view - Dave

Someone just asked me--well, Mika--about quidditch and I was like "yeah whatever cool" and he start getting suspicious I'm going to get the f out your room immediately - Dave

Judging by the lack of report you give you guys seems to enjoy your tour - Dave

Wearing skirt feels deliberating. Why don't men wear skirts and women wear pants? It's more logical through biological reasons - AdSum

DO NOT deliberate anything Adam! - River

Excuse me? I'm not that low - AdSum

No, I mean just be careful with the skirt. Wearing skirt it's not supposed to deliberate anything for women - River

I see, I can feel that - AdSum

Your bed cover is so soft, wow. Slytherin dorm is a five star gothic hotel confirmed - AdSum

XD that's the best way to describe it - River

Dave, can I borrow the novels on your name? - River

NO - Dave

I only take three - River

No!! It's novels, I don't read novels! - Dave

If your masculinity is that fragile, I can just told them it's for a friend - River

No, you don't get it. I don't do that - Dave

Whoops you just did - River

Argh! You're going to pay for this - Dave

I will - River

You will? - Dave

Yeah! - River

I'm starting to get worried on how silent Mika is - AdSum

Oh yeah, you should be worried - Dave

I should, but it's so calming here. It's creepy but relaxing? So weird - AdSum

Have you seen the aquarium? - River

Yeah! It's so cool! One of merepeople try to talk to you in sign language, I just waved and smile I'm sorry - AdSum

Oh it's must be Ariel! It's okay I'm going to explain to her later - River

Ariel? A merepople? Really? - Dave

THE BED IS SO JUMPY!! - M

Oh no - AdSum

There you go - Dave

You know what I don't care, have fun Mika - AdSum

Wow, really? - Dave

Oh yeah, speaking of bed I haven't go to your room - River

I don't think you need to go there - Dave

That's just making me even more want to go there - River

I know, make sure you see through the window - Dave

Everything is so beautiful! There's plants! Flowers! Yellow! Paintings! Teacups! - M

... - Dave

Wow, Dave... - River

I know Moony, I know - Dave

I would do anything to wake up to this everyday. And you can see the moon too? - River

Yeah, and that - Dave

I almost cry - River

Please don't, I have reputation - Dave

Wow, Ben really cares about you - AdSum

Ben Smith was there? He talk to me? I mean...you? - River

Why every Slytherin ever always say "Ben Smith" instead of just "Ben"? - Dave

Yeah, asking me about my day and I just try to be you, like smiling and everything - AdSum

Oh my god!! - River

He said to tell him when it's start to getting hard and I say thank you - AdSum

Do you have any problems with something? He seems concerned - AdSum

School in general, you know, the usual - River

Oh okay - AdSum

I CAN PICK THE FLOWERS?? - M

Yeah, just make sure to ask the prefect first - AdSum

Please that's the only thing you need to do for me - AdSum

Roger, starry - M

Starry? He has weird taste for pet names - Dave

You're jealous because you haven't got any from him yet XD - River

Nope - Dave

Comet - M

What? - Dave

I think that's the pet name - River

I don't want any pet name - Dave

Well code name then, we need them - River

Oh well yeah in that case... - Dave

-_- Boys are so weird - River

Time is up, go back to our base immediately - Dave

Roger - River

Copy that - AdSum

MIKA where are you?? River already change back! - Dave

I'm out, on my way - M

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Okay we're doing it tomorrow - River

I'm so excited I can barely sleep! - River

I need to remind you again that it's only last for an hour, so maybe take a thirty minutes tour inside just to be safe - M

I never expected "just to be safe" comes from you Mika - AdSum

Too bad, I was planning on have a sleep over with bunch of stinky hyperactive athletes - Dave

I'll brew better next time. Speaking of that could you charm my bedroom to repel that smell? - M

I was being sarcastic and now that it's confirmed I kinda don't want to go - Dave

Why do you want to be in gryffindor anyway? It's not typically you at all - River

I don't know, sometimes I look down to the lake and wondering how it feels like to have different tower view. All ravenclaw said we have the best view but how would we know if we haven't see another view? I can't stand that plot hole - Dave

Oh so it's not like "I'm supposed to be in gryffindor" at all? - River

Heck no, even if sometimes I feel left out, I'm a proud Ravenclaw - Dave

I wish I could say the same but I don't even know why I am in slytherin and it's been almost a year. I'm not ambitious. I'm not cunning. I'm not resourceful. I do like green, maybe that's why? - River

It's obvious isn't? You always know what you want and you get it immediately. That's a drive of ambition. It doesn't always "I want to rule the world" grand. It could be "I want to make a blog and I'm going to make it even if I have to wander outside to get electricity." And that's what you do - AdSum

Oh Adam thank you! That means so much for me - River

Aww so sweet - Dave

I can't believe you will be Dave for a day, look at the amount of sarcasm in those three innocent words - AdSum

Being bitter is too easy for me, I'm a slytherin after all ;) - River

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Shit we said #1

It's a little weird. I'm Viktor Krum's son, so everybody comes up to me and they meet me and they think I'm going to be amazing an awesome. And obviously that's true, I am - Mikhail Krum, 2018

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I'm just saying just because the plan is cancelled doesn't mean my potions don't work - M

Oh here we go again - Dave

We could do something really fun with them - M

You're literally going to your second detention this month - Dave

I have an idea - AdSum

Oh no - Dave

Why don't we go as each other for a day? Just go around in our dorm, you know we talk about how cool it would be - AdSum

That's sounds fun! - M

You know you do have brain, you just use it in a wrong way - Dave

YES ADAM. That's a great idea! I always wanted to go to Ravenclaw - River

My family are all Ravenclaws. For once I want to feel how it feels like - River

Never say I agree to that - Dave

Oh come on Dave :( - River

Don't you have any dorm you want to go to? - River

Well, I do, it's just too awkward - Dave

I want to go to Slytherin - AdSum

Of course you do - Dave

I want to be a hufflepuff for a day! - M

Tbh I want to go to gryffindor - Dave

Well yes that is awkward - AdSum

Why? - River

Why? - M

Same! - M

XD - River

-_- - Dave

There's nothing awkward with that - River

I mean it's just not about going to each other's dorm, you have to be convincing. So Dave have to act like Mika for a day, that is awkward - AdSum

Oh yeah, that - River

Let me tell you all about myself Dave - M

You already do that intentionally or not all day long. I can act like a pretentious narcissistic gryffindor, the question is can you be timid and "innocent" like Adam? - Dave

Adam we need to spend more time together - M

Yeah whatever. How are you Riv? - AdSum

I'm fine :) perfectly healthy, I can go to DADA - River

I don't think it's good for you to go to DADA and flying classes tomorrow, too practical and dangerous - AdSum

It's going to be okay, Madam Pomfrey strictly told me not to got to flying class but she doesn't say anything about DADA - River

Maybe she's forget to mention that - AdSum

I'm going to be okay because I got you ;) I'm really bored just stay in the dorm doing nothing, the merepeople are sleeping in the daylight I don't have anyone to talk to, so please - River

I see the overprotectiveness is on both way - Dave

Shut up Dave - AdSum

I'll pick you up at 7.30 Riv? - AdSum

No that's my duty - M

I'm sorry I'm not that chivalrous (read: stupid) - Dave

Omg I'm fine, you guys don't need to do that. Now I need to go to sleep, see you in class tomorrow! - River

Go to your own class Mika, we talk about it, you're going to make her feeling uncomfortable - AdSum

But I am feeling guilty - M

I know but don't overdo it - AdSum

I still don't understand at which part I overdo it - M

He overdo everything, I thought we are all already get used to each others traits - Dave

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Hello Mika, how's transfiguration? Any homework? - River

Yes, I'll get it done for you - M

What? No XD you don't have to do that. Just give me the details - River

Why would anyone say no to that? - AdSum

I'd take a punch in my mouth if that means someone done my homework - AdSum

You can copy it too. How is Dave? Where is he? - M

She won't give the same homework to different classes you silly. We're still in class, he's making it a little more longer by asking a question and now everyone wants to kill him including me. So you know, the usual, he's fine - AdSum

I'm already in front of your dorm, Moony - M

Roger that, Rocket - River

Hurry up it's creepy. - M

How can someone actually sleep here? - M

Are you sure he's okay Adam? - M

Yes, even Madam Pomfrey herself said it's not because of the fight so don't blame it all on yourself - AdSum

I don't know something is a little bit off, you know - M

Yes I know, there's something that he doesn't want to tell us and we're going to respect that - AdSum

Class is done, see you in the great hall - AdSum

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You know the first thing she said to me firstly in the morning is not "why are you here?", it's "Mika, the moon is so so so beautiful from here I think I need to spend a night in hospital wing once a month and please help me with that when I want to." How precious and sweet :'( - M

Wait you already there with her? - AdSum

And then I remember that she can't see moon from her cold dark wretched dorm, poor girl :''( - M

It's 6 am in the morning, you always late to the class - AdSum

Oh no... she always wake up for an hour or two at midnight right? She must be lonely and bored last night and it's all because of me :'''( - M

Where is she? How is she? - AdSum

She is taking a bath with Madam Pomfrey. Still a bit wobbly when walking but she can go today, won't go to classes though - M

Okay I'll be there in a moment to help her to her dorm, you can get ready for class - AdSum

I won't go to class - M

Mika no. You already got detention this weekend, our plan is ruined, we are lucky that no one finds out yet and we're going to keep it that way by not drawing too much attention - AdSum

And stop blaming it on yourself, she is not bored and lonely, she literally tell you that she loved it - AdSum

DAVE IS HERE - M

Why are you two suddenly wake up so early oh my god - AdSum

No, he's here! Since last night! - M

Wait what? - AdSum

I'll be there in two minutes - AdSum

'Sup? lol - Dave - M

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River is in the hospital wing, alone, and not allowed to bring the book, so it's just the three of us here. Talk. Now. - AdSum

Okay I know you're there but you don't know what to say so first of all, what's wrong with the name, Dave? Is it really worth it to punch your friend because of that? - AdSum

Or maybe you don't take us as friends, fine by me, just say it - AdSum

And Mika if your friend say stop you should respect that and stop. Or else, again, we're not friends. Again, fine by me, but we're not your minions who will follow you around and do whatever you want - AdSum

I can't believe I said this to a blog, private or not, but it's easier to write it than to say it so here we go. I don't like people say the name because that's the last thing I hear from my mom when she died. She's the last person who call me that and I want to keep it that way. - Dave

I'm sorry. I don't know. I won't say that again- M

I thought you just don't like the name like I don't like the name Krum. I'm sorry - M

I'm sorry Dave, and thank you for sharing that with us. I know it's hard for you to do that, we really appreciate it. - AdSum

It's okay, I should've explain that to you first. I'm the one who storm on you after all - Dave

I never think of you as minions. I care about all of you. I care about River. - M

My right hand is still shaking - M

To think that I punched a girl in the face, let alone River, I would never do that - M

She's not hurt because of your hand but the wall - Dave

Yeah but her head won't bumped into the wall in the first place if it's not for my hand - M

She's going to be alright. We're going to see her tomorrow, okay? Now go to sleep. - AdSum

yeah, good night - Dave

Good night... - M

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How's the potions? - River

I need the hair - M

Make sure it's from the senior that Moony can "borrow" the slip from - M

I have given the lists to you yesterday, DO NOT messed up, it's either the best night of our life or getting expelled in the spot - River

wOw I aM sO eXcItEd FoR tHiS - D.F.

It's either we are all in or not at all - River

WHAT? NO THAT'S NOT FAIR - M

But we're not going to leave him alone - River

I brew the potions by myself for a month. I already lie to my parents to buy pollyjuice potions ingredients to refill the one that we stole and we're going to cancel it because of Davion?? - M

DO NOT CALL ME DAVION - D.F.

Why don't we do that in the first place instead of stealing from Slughorn? - River

You can't even make up your signature, is it going to be Dave or D.F., Davion?? - M

Stop - D. F.

DAVION DAVION DAVION DAVION - M

Meet me at the hall between our dorms I'm going to punch that little c you call mouth - D.F.

GUYS NO - River

I'M ALREADY OUT, COWARD - M

ADAM WE NEED TO GO - River

ADAM WHERE ARE YOU? - River

I can't even brush my teeth in peace - AdSum

ADAM!!! - River

Fine - AdSum

Should I wait for you in the kitchen or what? - AdSum

You already run to 7th floor aren't you? From the basement? To stop the fight between two boys that doesn't even care about you? Not afraid that you could get punched accidentally? - AdSum

Of course you do - AdSum

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River you didn't told me people can actually follow this wtf - Dave

Umm... It's a blog? - River

Yeah but we're talking about sneaking out to Hogsmeade here? Stealing ingredients for polyjuice potions that technically illegal? - Dave

Chill - River

ARE YOU EFFING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?? WE COULD BE EXPELLED - Dave

I put passwords, protection spells and jinx just chill - River

How do you put jinx on a blog? - M

Ben Smith taught me <3 We should definitely write about him after we got the header - River

At this point I believe Ben Smith could've built a cult and he would have Slytherin as followers - AdSum

Excuse me? Did you just compare Ben Smith to Voldemort? - River

I'm trying to calm down right now - Dave

STILL NOT CALM - Dave

Let's meet up I'll show you how it works - River

It's 10 pm?? - Dave

I want to go too - AdSum

Me too! - M

Cool! I'm on the way out - River

Forget it Ravenclaw is guarded by two prefects it's not possible to get out let alone wander around - Dave

Just tell us the password we'll be there - AdSum

... here I am trying so hard to be an A plus student, but surrounded by an idiot, a narcissistic delinquent, and an impulsive girl... I'M NOT GOING TO SPELL THE PASSWORD TO PUBLIC BLOG OKAY? Just answer the riddle like normal people do and if you can't go back to your dorm. I'm not going to get into more trouble than this - Dave

I'M NOT AN IDIOT - M

No, you're the narcissistic delinquent. I'm the idiot - AdSum

Oh, well I'm okay with that - M

I wish I'm not but me too - AdSum

Adam, I'm already near the kitchen - River

Roger - AdSum

How the hell did she do that?? - Dave

Tell me when you near Gryffindor tower! - M

We're here Mika. It's a code black, I'm going to count to ten or we're going to have to leave you - River

WIAT FOR ME - M

10...9...8...

Code black? - Dave

7...6....5...

Argus Flinch is there wtf are you doing just go!! - Dave

4...3...2...

You're making me even more anxious than before - Dave

1...-River

Please tell me you guys made it - Dave

Guys - Dave

This is not funny - Dave

Aww he's worried about us - River

Last chance Dave, what's the password? - M

... I kinda wish you didn't made it. Just leave, you can't get it right anyway - Dave

The door is open?? I'm done with you all - Dave

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I wonder what Hogsmeade looks like - River

It's just a village with lots of shops and wizards and witches. Go to sleep Riv - D.F.

I'm a biphasic sleeper don't you remember? - River

I do and that's why I remember that you're supposed to go to sleep right now - D. F.

okay, mum - River

why do you still up anyway? - River

I'm not up all night, I wake up an hour ago to study - D. F.

what for? - River

future? idk - D. F.

what do you want to be when you grow up? - River

... I don't know - D. F.

I just feel the need to study that's all, unlike some of you - D. F.

I know what you want to do when you grow up - River

What? - D. F.

Riv? - D. F.

an Amortentia brewer :P - River

so this is how you going to play it huh? - D.F.

Well you spill out sarcastic comments out of the blue I simply just throw it back - River

fair enough - D.F.

:) good "night" Dave - River

good morning, Moony - D.F.

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YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT DAVE JUST DID I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING - M

Shut the f up

HE JUST STRAIGHT UP ASKING SLUGHORN HOW TO MAKE A FREAKING AMORTENTIA - M

This means war, Mika

SLUGHORN WAS LIKE "you're 12??" - M

oh my god

AND GIVING HIM 30 MINUTES EXTRA LECTURE ABOUT LOVE - M

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30 mins extra lecture about love sounds wrong and hilarious on so many levels but DID YOU GET THE INGREDIENTS MIKA? I SAID REPORT IMMEDIATELY - River

It was literally 30 minutes, OF COURSE I GOT IT - M

Maybe next time we could make Amortentia for Dave - AdSum

One more word and you're dead man AdSum, choose your side wisely - D.F.

I'm neutral thanks - AdSum

In my defense what am I supposed to ask? How to make a horcrux?? - Voldemort

Moony it's time to show your undying love to me - M

I'm going to pass too - River

YES. Bite me Voldy - M

As you wish - D.F.

you're lucky you ask that after class when no one was there - AdSum

Well lucky me no one reads this blog right??? - D.F.

I miss you guys :( - River

We're literally going to see each other in 15 minutes - D.F.

I miss you too - AdSum

All of you - AdSum

yeah right, Adam - D.F.

yeah!! - River

... - D.F.

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Ground control to aviator, over- M

... is that the code? - Dave

YES - M

Roger that

PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY - River

OMG YOU GUYS - River

It's been too long, we need a plan B if they got caugh - AdSum

Like what? - River

Photo in the old newspaper? - AdSum

You mean like in hogwarts battle newspaper? Yes I saw it but it's it the central library not here - River

To think that our school have everything but a photo of itself... - AdSum

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Header, moony, header - M

Like I said I want to make drawing out of Hogwarts castle but I don't have a good spot to do it! - River

You could sneak in to my tower if you need some views - M

... of the school ground? No, Mika, I need to see the towers, not be in them - River

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I have an idea, why don't we see Hogwarts from Hogsmeade? - AdSum

YES, I'll make the polyjuice potions out of 3rd graders. It will take a month but it's worth it- M

Cool, we need the copy of the permission slips too, I can handle it - River

Do you realize that we just talk about breaking the rules in a blog?? - Dave

no one read this, yet... you come or not? we need the ingredients from Slughorn and you're one of his collection who can distract him - M

look who's talking, there are two of you - River

Yes, but Dave is for distraction, M is for Mission - M

Who said I agree with that? - Dave

He's going to be agree with that in 3...2...1... - AdSum