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escuerzoresucitado

segamascott

#i fear this would work

inthesensethat

sunflowerslut

#shoutout to when i had to check the vaccines passports at the cursed italian deli #on that 15$ an hour salary too lmaooo fuck what a summer that was

redlipstickresurrected

Jeremy Miranda (American, b. 1980, Newport, RI, USA, based Dover, NH, USA) - 1: Kitchen Pt 2, 2022 2: April Fire Sketch, 2022 3: Neighbors 4 4: End of Day Studio Interior, 2022 5: Living Room, 2022 6: Turpentine, 2016 7: Spring Interior with Sink, 2022 8: Side Yard, 2021, Paintings: Acrylic on Panel

#the blue sky is making me shake combust moan and nut #omgggg i miss this time of day sooo hard it’s the one thing winter pulls the fuck off

romcommunist

my favourite fruit is. the girl reading this <3

#:*

valtsv

my main problem with objectification isn't that it's degrading and dehumanizing but that not enough people get weird and intense with it

valtsv

being reduced to a mere object in someone's eyes: disgusting. revolting. i hope you die.

being reduced to a mere object in someone's eyes but the object in question is a deadly weapon, or a dangerous wild animal, or a terrifyingly powerful force of nature: [so mad with lust i feel physically nauseous] i think i hauve covid

valtsv

please please please PLEASE let me be your sword i'll be such a good sharp blade i promise *begging like a dog*

mercuryfountain-deactivated2024

Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.

#right to privacy and all that

parkchanwoohoo

Life is about pressing your nails into the flesh of your thigh and gritting your teeth and reminding yourself that just because something isn't for you doesn't mean it isn't for someone else and that works don't need to justify their own existence to you alone

parkchanwoohoo

This is me fighting with my life not to scream until I'm coughing up blood whenever I have to see that stupid fucking Strays (2023) trailer and moreover other people in the theater are laughing along with it while I'm about to pop a vessel

parkchanwoohoo

Will Ferrell: What if dogs did drugs and said "fuck!!"

Me, rocking back and forth in my seat: Things don't have to be for me things don't have to be for me

Family of 12 behind me: [experiencing more happiness than I'll ever feel for the rest of my life]

#lmaoooo

great-and-small

I have to say that “warm gentle glow emanating from the shell of a turtle” is without a doubt my favorite genre of lamp

#neeeeeeed

thcgummy-deactivated20211107

#TRUE there is something so undignified and infuriating abt having to squat to piss #as a semi frequent public urinator i would be a frequent one if i had a cock #oh to think about what i could of had….

the-seelie-court-official

listen to me. listen. your actual job in life, and it sucks that your 5th grader teacher didnt explain this adequately enough, is to ask for help when you need it and to accept charity when it would take a weight from your shoulders. Otherwise you end up like Sisyphus- or even worse, Walter White

#seelie court spitting facts

professionaljester

What is happening

rivercityrabbitsbro

[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]

"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"

"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"

"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"

"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"

"In my MOUTH?"

"In your mouth, in your mouth"

[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?

"Yeah almost like a walrus"

"And I just... I give it to..?"

"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"

[does it, people cheer]

".......thank you?"