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loser summer

ohh oh ca we please go to the park on this day that your not busy oh you’ll think about it OK what happened to that ever what the FUCK and everyone in this house is getting on ME for not being active like i have any FUCKING choice

#can’t even get up to get your own food or pop but me not wanting to make 3 back and forth trips is FUCING LAZY #i haven’t done ANYTHING this summer because nobody will take me anywhere #coming from the fucking guy who kept saying he wanted the most out of the metro parks passes #WHY SRENT WE GOING????#ITS FREE!! ITS LIKE 4 MILES AWAY!!!!#and what the fuck even happened to the store today??#he fucking fell asleep #my only chance to get ANY STEPS IN EVER #but im the FAT ONE #get me OUT OF THUS CUCKING HOSUE

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i don’t like people who crack with their kids around

cheeseberries

originally i thought this was about butt cracks

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haha butt

anyway i’ve hod a whole box of mac n cheese like 3 or 4 times this week

#i love summer and i love being a fat chud #evan’s rambles

i don’t like people who crack with their kids around

#do u have any shame #evan’s rambles

maybe if my mom got a FUCKING JOB my dad could take me to the FUCKING PARK

#why did he have to get a second job bro #my mom definitely isn’t taking me to the park or i would’ve been fucking skating this summer #i haven’t skated since like june 24th or something stupid like that #evan’s rambles

i love hot cheetos but basically only when it’s in any other food that isn’t the original crunchy hot cheetos

#i like them normally too but it’s better when it’s random food that’s flamin’ hot #especially the mac and cheese 🤤🤤 i eat like 3 boxes a week that stuff is so fucking good #but the flavor is different in crunchy hot cheetos than even like the puffs #why is this #evan’s rambles

im a chud all i do is drink baja blast and play fallout

cod or tlou ugghhhh or beyond two souls

#someone tell me what to play Now #sigh #evan’s rambles

im officially out of space for consoles

#i got my wii working yesterday and played. twilight princess for a little bit #unfortunately i can’t get the resolution higher so it’s very blurry #i didn’t expect that since my ps3 is perfectly fine? and the wii came out the same year #idk maybe there’s a difference i guess #evan’s rambles

take me back to seventh grade i don’t care

#i was so happy in seventh grade #evan’s rambles

my dad made fun of my uncle for getting braces at like 30 but at this rate im gonna be a grown ass adult getting braces!!!

#my moms been to the dentist 3 times in the last werk and a half #i have not been to the dentist since like 2018 #evan’s rambles

i feel like. a cartoon character

#i have summer outfit and winter outfit #evan’s rambles

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my back hurts someone needs to do this

please

i wish i was a girl so i could wear cute bras

#i would have the best style if i was a girl #evan’s rambles

i wish school pics were at the end of the year since they don’t even get our yearbook finished til the start of the next year anyway

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i showed her pics where my hair was like 3binches shorter and said i did NOT want it cut to my hairline WHAT THE HECK

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ok sorry it looks way better now that it’s dry

#im sick and tired and had a long fricking week

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