(A blonde white woman wearing a grey sweatshirt directly addresses the camera. Her words do not match the caption on the screen.)
Woman: “What’s a wrong assumption about you that people always make?”
(The camera cuts to a muscular black man in a purple shirt and and blue jeans, filming himself with a phone in the bathroom mirror.)
(The man jumps just as he begins to speak. He is visibly agitated.)
Man: Oh god, people assume that I’m not willing to risk it all, and let me tell you what I mean by that, right;
I’m at work today, customer comes in, I’m like ‘how’re you doing sir’, completely ignores me and is like ‘two slices of pepperoni.’ And I was like, that’s cool, we don’t have to say please or thank you, and I’m be like ‘Okay, that’s going to be nine dollars’
And dude grabs the money… And puts it on the table, when my hand was extended out.
And I was like ‘Sir, um… Can you hand me the money please?’
And he was like, ‘It’s on the table. Grab it. I’m busy.’
And I was like, ‘Sir. We don’t have to do this. It doesn’t have to go down like this, it doesn’t have to go there.’
And he was like, ‘Grab it yourself.’
Then I’m like, cool, you want a customer service soufflé? That shit’s out the window, you’re getting a Petty Spaghetti Sandwich. I’m matching energies like we’re in DragonBallZ right now, I take his order and put it at the furthest part of the restaurant, and I’m like, ‘oh sir, your food’s over there’ and he’s like ‘oh can you get it for me’ and I said…
Then he said, ‘I’ll tell your manager’ and I said ‘I’ll go with you, let’s do it together, I don’t even—‘
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