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I am my own target audience, this whole blog is just one long diary that I curated for myself monster fucker is accurate at this point ❤️ 25

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[feefal]

Water experiencing itself🐟

[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

[dancinbutterfly]

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

[cheasewedge]

Bothersome creature

[cheasewedge]

MY FUCKING SOUP

[specialagentartemis]

more windows should be stained glass. Just in general

[testtubebabybeavis]

get a glass cutter, copper tape, and a soldering iron and be the change you want to see in the world

[specialagentartemis]

Oh you misunderstand. I have all that. Getting into making stained glass art and decorating my own house this way is what made me passionate about this opinion!

[well-within-electric-dreams]

you have also misunderstood, replace random glass panes you see in the world with stained glass in the dead of night

[specialagentartemis]

Can’t deny this would be a fun and unique hobby!

[earhartsease]

get out there and stain their glass

[notholaenas]

the midnight glass stainer

[harrowedknight]

I am being indulgent.

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

I think sometimes a woman wants to fantasize about a big strong man who will protect her and sometimes she wants a sad, scared wet puppy of a man that she can protect and sometimes both of these men are the same person

[followsfrankiep]

wet dog you say

[pocketss]

ouuh brother

[prideknights]

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[probuccalfat]

[probuccalfat]

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[superbabymethod]

serving gunt

[weyounpussyindulgence-deactivat]

It’s her….The Binch

[dappermouth]

You feel you’ve been here, once before — a memory that was not quite yours.

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

The Chief Graphic Designer:

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

His smile is so radiant

[charlesoberonn]

That's the camera flash, I think.

[luggifer4]

actually that's the light of his pure and noble soul

[pocketss]

what if it GETS her though 😥

[pocketss]

healthcare professional 🫡

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[wander-in-arda]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

[fiddlertoad]

the whole vaccine deal tbh

[i-am-emily]

antidepressants

[wizardavid]

Yes these are all the work of wizards