[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[drawnsnake]

I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[despicablewench]

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mitrevisan]

Hmm depression

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[inconspectus]

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

[mrshfield]

30 days fanart: life is strange ships pride month edition 🏳️‍🌈 day 8; chenrich (variants with popular headcanons + pride flag)

[grundoonmgnx]

Nick Barlow, Clusterfuck/Keep It Together, 2022

Oil on mountboard, 81 X 81 cm

[shopwitchvamp]

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

[catchymemes]

[azertyrobaz]

It is time go.

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[blatherin-blatherskite]

If you want a poorly written fanfic don’t ask ai ask me I’ll do it

[gunpowdercarousel]

I don't need therapy I need rabid gay people freaking out in my inbox

[zipstick]

artemis iii crew getting announced tomorrow everyone say your goodbyes to ryan gosling

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I’ve been informed that this post only turns up as “a poo” for some people because their phones don’t have the other letters.

[bowelpain]

[snoopytheflyingace]

For those who were wondering

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Original poster deactivated 28’th of March 2019