[dropoutcontentfortiredqueers]

[willgrahamscock]

Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

[cheaphalloweencostume]

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me sucking dick until i get bored

[ramavoite]

Smartypants - “Smartyshorts: School Subjects”

[gossippool]

i love u ryan gosling as ghost rider in the mcu

[maryoliveoil]

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[breelandwalker]

adding my energy to this since i recently got a new job with a similar increase in annual salary

[renaissancedingus]

[renaissancedingus]

[as-intimidating-as-a-butterfly]

[thanosthedadtitan]

I love it when Elon's daughter tears him a new ass. He deserves every word. Keep it up Viv.

[leapdayeveryday]

Vivian Wilson called out Lindsey Graham so hard he didn’t survive.

[doreensladle]

the reoccurring casting of Kaylin Mahoney as a fake PA is just an added layer to the Game Changer Cinematic Universe

[little-bisexual-gargoyle]

kaylin mahoney was the real star of this game changer episode. just relatable.

[tiredadventurer]

[hidinhaydn]

Tonight on Game Changer:

The world's most insane game of telephone featuring six comedians, three artists, and a PA with the temperament of a shaking chihuahua being held at gunpoint

[sandmandaddy69]