No one asked for this, but here, have it anyway:
Matt: Gryffindor. He is a hotheaded thrillseeker in red who HATES INJUSTICE and is called “the Man Without Fear.” Godric Gryffindor wants to have his babies.
Foggy: Hufflepuff. Reliable, hardworking, and utterly loyal.
Karen: Gryffindor. That kind of recklessness doesn’t go in any other house.
Claire: Ravenclaw. Too smart for this shit.
Brett: Ravenclaw. A detective who is unimpressed by Matt’s malarkey? Definitely Ravenclaw.
Marci: Slytherin. “Working on making partner.”
Fisk: Hufflepuff. I think he truly believes that he’s doing this for the city and not personal gain. Comics Fisk is a Slytherin but show Fisk reads Puff to me.
Vanessa: Ravenclaw. Too smart for this shit, evil-style.
Wesley: Hufflepuff. Utter devotion always lands in this house.
Ben: Gryffindor. But he wishes now that he’d picked Ravenclaw when he was young and idealistic.
Frank: Hufflepuff. Will this be more or less controversial than me putting Fisk in Hufflepuff? But seriously, Frank’s methodical devotion to his family’s memory and his mission strikes me as very Hufflepuff.
Elektra: Gryffindor. Elektra’s response to everything is “hit it with sharp pointy sticks, then jump off a building.”
Stick: Ravenclaw. He’s strictly motivated by doing what his reason tells him makes the most sense.
Jessica: Gryffindor. I pondered this one for a while but I think the temper and irrepressible instinct to save people puts her in Gryffindor, though she’s a very, very jaded Gryff who tries to fight it a lot.
Trish: Gryffindor. SHE WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO SO BAD.
Luke: Gryffindor. Very similar to Jessica, a lot of temper and need to help buried under a lot of pain.
Malcolm: Hufflepuff. He just wants to cuddle people and eat peanut butter. What a good.
Hope: Gryffindor. Her problem-solving methods always involve the most yelling and recklessness possible.
Jeri: Slytherin. Do I really need to sell this one?
Danny: Ravenclaw. He’s all about, like, enlightenment, man.
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