Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory

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[sword-mlm]

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

[charlesoberonn]

The World Health Organization is going to do what?!

[asoftwrongness]

It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

[william-snekspeare]

hey everyone I adj abdhjsbfjkk

[xenosmorch]

is that a carpet python

[william-snekspeare]

new species bowling alley carpet python

[knight-of-night]

Bowling Constrictor.

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

why don’t you capchalogue a better attitude and allocate a better personality to your strife specibus

[ahn-f]

[kathereal]

He did great.

[biohazerd]

A good job

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Talented

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

CG: YOU MADE AN UNBEATABLE BOSS IS WHAT YOU DID.

[pukicho]

WHY is all candy based on a flavor of fruit EXCEPT bubble gum. What the fucks’ bubble flavor. Why is it so poppin

[impurrrfectworld]

Fruity soap

[pukicho]

I feel like you think you just said something that makes sense

[mellifexfarm]

beebee is digging a hole to the center of the earth

[quixoticrobotic]

Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons

[90s90s90s]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

found two silver chalices in a velvet box in this house in the woods, if i hypothetically drank from one how fucked do you think i am? should i leave the other out with wine in it or something not a joke thank you

i don’t know if this is a reference or something but this is so fucking funny i don’t even know what to tell you. absolute peak nonsense. i think you’re in a Huge amount of trouble but I don’t know how.

[rat-knife]

not a reference didn’t have wine so now one is sitting on the table full of grape juice

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

YOU NEED TO PUT THESE BACK

[somecutething]

Orange ball!! ORANGE BALL!!

[shirpowbra]

“you feel like it’s going to be a long day”

happy 10th 413! I know it might not be as good as what I did last year, but hey, at least i did something special for this day.

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[dramaticaltrashpit]

[nmtn144]

[1jps]

[faithvarvara-art]

Drawing I did of Pretty Pastel Please’s birds Archie and Holly! 💕