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Jaime | 18 | Canada follow my other account; xngstyartist

[straightboyfriend]

if we're mutuals please don't hesitate to

• kill me with a big rock • throw me in the ocean • fling me into the sun

[paprika]

when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[aimee-b-loved]

Good work, Meatloaf.

[tatertodd-perished-deactivated2]

this woman is my fucking queen 

[tealesbian]

imagine having foreign relations like this.

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

relationship goals

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[cute-overload]

[twitterlols]

[weloveshortvideos]

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

ohmygod

[twister]

the funniest part about this vine is that u can literally see her get the idea to tape her nose like that omg 

[clientsfromhell]

Me: OK, here are a few mock-ups of the website.  Please ignore the colors and images for now, they are just placeholders. Today’s meeting is about reviewing the options for layout and content areas.

Client: I don’t like those colors, and can we get different pictures?

[pleatedjeans]

[senatorgana]

incorrect star wars quotes (6/?) (insp.)

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[thatpanwitch]

now this is a straight ship i can get behind

[the-golden-void]

[serotnin]

callout post for myself

- never sleeps when I need to - cries at anything - fakes positivity - spends money impulsively - requires constant validation - clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something - laughs at own unfunny jokes

[st-onewall]