Chronicles

Canadian grad student-to-be. Multi-fandom. Currently into Broadway musicals :)

[rylandsgrace]

YellowJackets 2.06 + text posts

[warningsine]

You've been here for me in a way that, uh, no one has. You've been a real friend.

[mistergandalf]

I cannot for the life of me figure out what yellowjackets is about. every text post about it is like "I hope the coven succeeds in their ancient ritual" and then every gifset is like people in track jackets with cell phones. what is happening

[milfcoded]

obsessed with them throwing an irl funeral for javi

[alysmond]

YELLOWJACKETS | Season 2, Episode 9 “Storytelling”

[alysmond]

#what to save in a fire according to shauna shipman

[the-interuniversal-geometer]

Little fucking guy alert!!

[bovineblogger]

yak scared of pumpkin not clickbait

[viralfrog]

[huffy-1337]

THAT WAS THE BEST SONG CHOICE FOR THIS VID

[evengirlierballs]

I thought I dreamt this video

[wistfulwatcher]

"digestif": a comedy

[thunderon]

mari is literally so funny she cannot read a room. she wakes up the morning after they all cannibalized their dead friend and looks at everyone sitting around in horror and disgust with themselves and goes “im guessing no one wants breakfast?” like girl that is the absolute funniest line you could have said. it’s also going under “reasons why mari is the frontrunner to be murdered by the group in a pit”. you fucking legend

[luntfontanne]

SCREAMMMMMM

[kneelb4kesha]

also i'm like. Obsessed with jeff's whole thing. he's so fucking boring. he owns a furniture store. he was homecoming king. he has vanilla fantasies. he married his high school girlfriend's bff whom he slept with on the side. he keeps himself in top physical shape. he's having an affair--except, no, he's actually just in debt and blackmailed the yellowjackets so he could keep shauna living a comfortable life because he loves her, and oh yeah, the stuff he's using for blackmail? it's shauna's firsthand account of all the truly fucked up shit she did in the wilderness. he's known forever. he doesn't care! he loves his wife! she had an affair and murdered the guy, he doesn't care! he'll go to prison for her! he'll burn the evidence! shut the fuck up, jackie's parents! his wife is so smart and cool! he chooses her over the glorified memory of your dead daughter any day! it's shauna appreciation 24/7/365 baby! he literally just wants to provide for and look hot for his wife & make her happy. the really insane thing is he can't. of course he can't. he's just jeff, he's boring, he's not of the wilderness, he's completely irrelevant. he's not jackie. can't wait to see whatever fucked up thing shauna does next and how jeff is like yes ma'am about it

[pinkskylne]

# two barbies in the wilderness

[alivegirlmari]

you chop off a leg and cauterize the wound with an axe ONE TIME and suddenly you're the town obgyn 😒

[cassikitty]

"Tell us, does a hunt with no violence feed anyone?"

[awesomepartydude]

jeff is the only malewife because he’s like Yeah my wife murdered her piece on the side and then dismembered him with such precision that it was surgical but in all fairness she lost her baby and the girl she had a homoerotic friendship with when she was 17 so like who am i to judge… in fact, this is My burden as well… i should turn myself in for her :/