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soberscientistlife

littledoggy-girlcollar

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

icanstillfeelyou-deactivated201

gardenxkisses

Wait is he saying that or is she

charlottan

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

emcapi

good evening everyone i am here to inform you about the single funniest fucking piece of fishing gear in existence

it is called a fish fighting belt/harness.

BEHOLD.

anyways i discovered this was a thing and laughed my ass off for like 5 minutes straight. you're welcome.

nongunktional

SPECIALIZED EQUIPMENT FOR THE HEAVIEST OF FISH

HARNESSES AND LEVERS, ALL AS TOUGH AS YOU COULD WISH

WHEN YOU'RE ON A BOAT, YOU CAN'T JUST BRACE AGAINST A ROCK

WIELD YOUR FISHING POLE LIKE IT'S A MASSIVE FLEXY COCK

ifelloffthebed

fixed it

sirfrogsworth

This reminds me of something...

thefrogman

Someone guessed that this was Brad Pitt and it made me feel a bit old.

The man doing the splits is the Muscles from Brussels. None other than Jean-Claude Van Damme.

The motherheckin' TIME COP.

This man endangered his testicles on a regular basis just to give us some of the best splits in movie history.

bobbole

Carrie Liao, Alien visitor

tatzelwurming

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull