Mindlessly directed.

Kevin. 29. The fuck am I doing anymore? instagram: homestar21ol

[wifislim]

[egberts]

[collegiatitanica]

[energyprison]

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[dogpuppy]

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[pukicho]

I’m having an in of body experience right now

[pukicho]

Alright man

[pukicho]

[meloetta]

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

[bewbin]

did u lose again

[meloetta]

[mewwon]

the vibes are SOOOOOO BAD recently OMFGGG. or i’m just depressed idk but does no one else feel this like holy fuck ….

[soberscientistlife]

[littledoggy-girlcollar]

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

[icanstillfeelyou-deactivated201]

[gardenxkisses]

Wait is he saying that or is she

[charlottan]

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

[emcapi]

good evening everyone i am here to inform you about the single funniest fucking piece of fishing gear in existence

it is called a fish fighting belt/harness.

BEHOLD.

anyways i discovered this was a thing and laughed my ass off for like 5 minutes straight. you're welcome.

[nongunktional]

SPECIALIZED EQUIPMENT FOR THE HEAVIEST OF FISH

HARNESSES AND LEVERS, ALL AS TOUGH AS YOU COULD WISH

WHEN YOU'RE ON A BOAT, YOU CAN'T JUST BRACE AGAINST A ROCK

WIELD YOUR FISHING POLE LIKE IT'S A MASSIVE FLEXY COCK

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[sirfrogsworth]

This reminds me of something...

[thefrogman]

Someone guessed that this was Brad Pitt and it made me feel a bit old.

The man doing the splits is the Muscles from Brussels. None other than Jean-Claude Van Damme.

The motherheckin' TIME COP.

This man endangered his testicles on a regular basis just to give us some of the best splits in movie history.

[bobbole]

Carrie Liao, Alien visitor

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man