Evil homosexuality @retroarchivist - Tumblr Blog

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

odyver

alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.

we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

please rb for larger sample size!

Question 1/3

What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?

under 18, AI is a net positive

under 18, AI is a net negative

18-29, AI is a net positive

18-29, AI is a net negative

30-45, AI is a net positive

30-45, AI is a net negative

46-60, AI is a net positive

46-60, AI is a net negative

over 60, AI is a net postive

over 60, AI is a net negative

Voting ended onJun 11

odyver

Question 2/3

How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?

Frequently (multiple times per month)

Often (multiple times per year)

Occasionally (a couple times per year)

Rarely (once every couple of years)

Never :(

Voting ended onJun 11

odyver

Question 3/3

If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?

under 18, more inclined

under 18, less inclined

18-29, more inclined

18-29, less inclined

30-45, more inclined

30-45, less inclined

46-60, more inclined

46-60, less inclined

over 60, more inclined

over 60, less inclined

Voting ended onJun 11

Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!

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satan-offical

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

satan-offical

Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Keep Reblogging guys

satan-offical

Sexy People I trusted you

inkanddragons

We should make this Satan’s most famous post

satan-offical

Good luck with that, my most famous post has 38k+ notes

starryvirus

yeah we can get it there if we lock in enough

satan-offical

NOO

Shiki my glorious bum

#tsukihime

moringmark

runcibility

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

quadriviummuse

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

thepiscesactor-deactivated20121

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

minotaursauce

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

forgechildofheph

Get off my fucking blog if you can’t reblog this.

stevethevehicon22

Thank you.

vanillabean5645

Yes!!!!!!!! And if anyone does support this, Block my damn blog and never come near me

the-impeccable-rin

Please reblog.

[No cute images for this one]

rotting-in-red

Come on guys

yourfavpunchesnazis

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

yourfavpunchesnazis

tnystrk-exe

entropychronicles

nagi-kirima-style-cateran

Maid Dragon is funny because the premise is that it’s a magical girlfriend anime about two women with totally contrasting maid fetishes and yet 75% of the plot is about understanding between people of different cultural backgrounds and how humanity is both good and bad.

computer-bugz

disco party but its not a disco party and its jst me an u in a room and i fucking kill you

cosmovain

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

cosmovain

macleod

Happy MAR10 day, how is this paper only a year old?

did-i-mention-the-shirt

He wrote another

terracotta7

The Mammal and the Reptile is a literary masterpiece.

hiddeninsakura

I always know when March is around the corner bc this post starts blowing up, pre pre gaming I see. 😭

piglii

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

piglii

FOUND IT

andmaybegayer

Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series

andmaybegayer

and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit

piglii

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

a-third-attempt

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

flurgerbla

I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more

But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.com…

But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it

mckitterick

this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?

to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth

the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:

the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea’s 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”

in Frederik Pohl’s The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton

in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is “Another crack at Immanentising the Eschaton”

Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company

dectech

here’s what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so I’m posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey

“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”

mckitterick

also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the device’s control panel:

“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up

dee-the-red-witch

As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign(s)