Its a Rollercoaster Ride

20/Fem. Got memes and weed.

[blackgirlsvevo]

pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess

[blackgirlsvevo]

i’m screaming at the people reblogging this and saying that new tony is generic and old tony had some “character” like why do you people think that a man being ugly means he has personality . tony circa 2004 looks like he’d piss in the bushes outside your mom’s house and new tony looks like he’d wait 57 minutes for his food at a restaurant and still be nice to the waiter because they’re “just doing their best”. accept that pixar pulled the gag of the century and gave us the tony we deserve

[blackgirlsvevo]

pixar, completely remodeling tony’s clapped face: fuck a bitch named consistent character design and maintenance of the integrity of the original work. new tony is going to look like he would pay $60 for a gram of weed whether you losers like it or NOT

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

old tony stans lil pump 

[raccooncomic]

67. Democracy

[studentlifeproblems]

[browsedankmemes]

I hope these two have wonderful marriage. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2VEGw6I

[americanvandal2017-deactivated2]

“American Vandal” didn’t become a breakout hit because it had really good dick jokes, though. The show became famous because it attacked modern teenage life with the same meticulous eye for detail that its protagonists applied to the show’s spray-painted penises. The high schoolers in “American Vandal” talk and act like real high schoolers.

[sarahseeandersen]

[bassiter]

i just learned that an old irish halloween tradition was that young girls were told that if they sat in a dark room and faced a mirror, the face of their future husband would appear, and if they saw a skull then it meant they would die before marriage. and uh. it’s a well-documented phenomenon that staring at a mirror in the dark makes your brain imagine scary shit. there’s almost no way any of those girls ever saw a normal man’s face. how did this myth possibly persist

[bassiter]

ok fair,

[canarry]

williams water balloon fight 🥺

[forwards-backwards]

Broooo this is the most beautiful shit ever

[blackgirlslit]

"I don't want no extra kids." 🤣🤣

[okayysophia]

“This hair is too expensive!!”😂😂😂💀💀💀

[jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv]

My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

[jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv]

I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.

[jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv]

The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.

[madradposts]

Spongebob Squarepants Close Up Products Appreciation Post

[peachsnout-deactivated20190614]

Grandma poison water SNAPPED

[stalactites]

gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

Rich people will just buy anything huh?

[prideprejudce]

me at 3am in a 7-eleven about to buy some pringle’s and a big gulp

[grad-school-fool]

WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SWIM IN THAT SWIMSUIT? JUST LAKES? 

[always-bookgasming]

I thought this was an exaggeration but these are also from the website:

The models look so pained

[sportymutual-moved]

my loki fancast is the waitress from the la galleria episode of kitchen nightmares who told him to order the raviolis 

[sportymutual-moved]

[nigecha]

whats it with people calling japanese characters from japanese anime who live in japan and speak japanese and have japanese names white

[triptocaines-deactivated2014082]

#Seriously if a character is supposed to be white they will be named WHITIE MCWHITERSON #and wear an american flag hoodie shirt pants socks underwear and scream stuff in english every 5 seconds

[wingdingsandbrokenstrings]

[taavot-deactivated20170404]

remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming ITS A WEED

[rabbittrabbitt]

also like:

dandelions are edible, easy to grow, and are rich in vitamins a, c, k, beta-carotene, calcium, iron, manganese, and potassium

dandelions can be made into wine, tea, soft drinks, and a coffee substitute

they are used in herbal remedies to treat liver and digestive problems and as a diuretic

they’re good for bees!

they make good companion plants for various herbs and tomatoes; their long taproot helps bring up nutrients in the soil and they release ethylene gas which ripens fruit

dandelions secrete latex which means they can be used to make natural rubber 

they make great flower crowns 

[mszombi]

Why ARE they considered a weed? They’re a good flower? Who decided they were bad? =(

[pinkbaron]

lawn culture made the decision to consider dandelions weeds

[corsolanite]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

straight and gay siblings hanging out

[dwugaddict]

Are you kidding me, regular meowth is gay too

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Grumpy gay & glamor gay

[evipineschi]

A commemorative comic about how my parents should’ve gotten a dog 24 years ago. 

[evipineschi]

my mom requested this be reblogged with the picture attached