DO SHE GOT DA BOOTY?????

Mop - Asexual - Canadian - Attempting Artist I may or may not be a mop on the computer. Who knows. Art Blog

[r00]

My Parents Didn’t Monitor What I Watched Growing Up Adult Swim cartoons edition 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[davidlathorian]

You missed the best part of this.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

NOT A DOG

NOT A DOG

BEAR

ABORT ABORT ABORT

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[evehypos]

[artwasps]

[anxietyproblem]

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[laurasimonsdaughter]

Things I desperately need to see in werewolf stories:

Werewolves’ sense of taste and smell altering as it gets closer to full moon

That old lore thing where the wolf is calmed down by speaking their full name

The werewolf insisting they be tied up/imprisoned for some duration and the human companion(s) just hanging out by their side, refusing to leave

Weird eating and cooking habits

The human love interest slowly taking off and pushing aside the silver jewellery/objects they have on them as a show of trust

Sets of clothing hidden in strategic places

That thing were a human werewolf loses their temper and snarls at someone, and their eyes and teeth change for a second

Head scratches, at all times, for everyone involved

Werewolf cubs running amok in play

Fully grown, fully transformed werewolves running amok in play

More head scratches

[paprika]

[heatlook-deactivated20221106]

[gahdamnpunk]

HELL TO THE YES I would

[gahdamnpunk]

update:

[geekandmisandry]

I love them.

[porterr-robinson]

[cleancore]

[yugirimistwalker]

this post is so fucked up because whenever it comes up on my dash i will without fail spend at least 30 seconds dragging a sponge around my screen like an idiot. no matter how many times i see this post it still gets me and now im about to do it again for good measure

[prehistoricsilverfish]

ROBOTS!!

Robots?

No, robots.

Cuddly robots…

Quirky robots!

Possibly robots?

Empathetic robots

Environmentalist robots

Sarcastic robots

Lazy robots

Incompetent robots

Cute robots

Cuter robots

Even cuter robots

ZOMGDOHGDHGDJGH!

Loving robots–

Hero robots…

no wait…

don’t do that…

don’t be a hero…

I know you can be rebuilt but dON’T DO THAT NOOOOOO

Fuck they did it.

MOTHER

FUCKIN

BADASS

ROBOTS

[professorclueless]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

here’s a compilation of different people driving box trucks into a low bridge over and over

[thetrashiestoftrash]

It’s worth knowing a few fun facts, courtesy of 11foot8.com:

They can’t raise the bridge because it’s a train trestle, and raising it would require closing and modifying miles of busy track.

They can’t lower the road because it’s directly over a sewer main.

They can’t ban trucks entirely because there are too many local deliveries.

That section of road has a speed limit of 25 mph, numerous signs alerting drivers to the 11'8" limit, and recently they added a sensor that activates the stoplight and a flashing “overheight warning” sign so that drivers have to stop and think really hard about going forward.

The clearance is actually nearly three inches more than 11'8", the maximum deviation from the signage allowed.

Trucks have been getting stuck or damaged since the 1960s.

The guy who runs the website (and owns the cameras) says he sees a lot more trucks pull up to the stoplight, look at the warnings, and turn off onto the side road, but about once a month, someone hits the bridge.

[big-funky-tree]

the penske business is probably sick of this shit

[fearorcourage]

I consider this to be the actual Funniest Shit Ever ™.