throws reblogs out window

Hi! I'm Adrien (defenestratin), and this is my main blog. My art can be found on my art blog. I use this for refs, and reblogs in general. Trigger warnings and spoilers will be tagged. If I miss anything, feel free to shout at me to tag it.

[hockeydiva]

my collection

[orbcube]

one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning

[flaque-de-sang-savoureux]

Unfortunately every time he gets close it slips out and he has to start over

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

One must imagine Sisyphus edged

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[astralbondpro]

Star Trek: The Next Generation // S05E08: Unification II

[timidsketch]

When transphobia, fatphobia, and homophobia combine. I also can’t wait to see the fatphobes who try to argue against fat people being included in this.

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[goodfriendo]

i wonder what they're gossiping about

[jmawork]

had to draw them

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Like we have commodified human connection to a degree where if you go beyond smalltalk you're oversharing and if you talk too deeply about your life you're traumadumping and if you get visibly upset you're manipulative and if you care too much you're codependent and if you want to talk about anything heavy you're expected to go hire a therapist because your friends shouldn't have to deal with that stuff and yet we're all sitting around wondering why so many people are lonely...

[sambuchito]

[yaoiheritageposts]

Yaoi heritage post

[despazito]

[sycamorality]

really like this reply i came across. skill issue. stop consuming media and start engaging with it. really good sentence.

[elwenyere]

-- Ted Chiang, from "Why A.I. Isn't Going to Make Art"

[oldshrewsburyian]

I'm so glad they got Ted Chiang -- a wonderful writer of science fiction and thinker about technology, in my opinion -- to write this essay. My favorite line was this:

Generative A.I. appeals to people who think they can express themselves in a medium without actually working in that medium.

[sheisraging]

i'm not crying, you're crying.

[powerful-owl]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

this one's been on the backburner for a bit

[violentoffender]

[cutedummybish-deactivated202306]

[purkinje-effect]

[renaithri]

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

[renaithri]

save me character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either………