What the fuck is a blobjob.
Fuck.
Okay. Do you really need any help, or are you just bragging?
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What the fuck is a blobjob.
Fuck.
Okay. Do you really need any help, or are you just bragging?
No, no. You don’t understand. At all. It’s not just because he has a monstrously large cock. It’s that. Uh. Deepthroating makes my job harder. Because I usually can’t speak the day after. Help me out here.
Are you asking for blobjob advice?
torturatore:
Thank you.
First off, when I finish deepthroating my boyfriend, it always hurts my throat. Why is that. Is it because I am ramming a monstrously large cock down my throat? These are things that I ask myself when I lie down in my bed at night next to said boyfriend who is holding me close and I can’t talk because he fucked my throat and it hurts.
What do you suggest I do.
I suggest that you see someone else about this problem, because it sounds as if it's mostly to do with the fact that your boyfriend has, quote, a "monstrously large cock."
torturatore replied to your post “torturatore replied to your post “torturatore replied to your...”
But you're a /therapist/.
Fine. Please tell me about your issues with deepthroating that you clearly need professional help with, Mister McAllister.
torturatore replied to your post “torturatore replied to your post:Deepthroating.You read it right. I...”
But you're a therapist.
I'm not Freud.
torturatore replied to your post:Deepthroating.
You read it right.
I think I've made it very clear that everyone else's sex life has nothing to do with me.
Deepthroating.
Excuse me?
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STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
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Holy shit
When it gets to the end it exhales a soul
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okay. wow. what the fuck. three months and its come to this. smh guys, smh. y’all are fucking lost.
either way, i’m going to start off by talking about some people who made this milestone something that’s actually possible.
[ same underwear, same smokes, same guy. nice. ] / [ crappy rebel ]
okay. listen. if graham hadn’t have shown up on his irving, i would have probably deleted. when i started this blog, NOBODY knew about gwbw. nobody. at all. zero. i was the first person to make a gwbw roleplaying blog.
and then graham came along and made his irving.
and then he and my irving argued about the stupidest shit.
and then they realized that they were the same person.
now look at them now.
god damn.
[ matching pants torturer boyfriend ] / [ grizzled old fuck ]
skye. what the fuck. how do you put up with me on a day to day basis. still. if it werent for you and graham, this blog wouldn’t be where it is today.
this needs to be framed and put up in a museum somewhere, to be honest.
but oh my god skye. we talk day in and day out and i love talking to you about alexirving, or the organization swap, or just anything and everything in general.
even dead space.
ok now that skye is off running to get tissues because i said dead space and they probably got a nosebleed because of it, y’all should FUCKING FOLLOW SKYE. they’re so fucking good at writing and amazing in general and jesus christ just follow them you will not go wrong following them do the fucking
[ king of the pussies ] / [ dr dick ]
ground control to liam ferohn-gau.
okay, no, i’m fucking convinced that kyra is actually liam. the way she writes is just gorgeous, and honestly, it’s always a blessing to see it on my dashboard whenever it’s there. her art is nothing to sneeze at either. it’s adorable and has its own lil kick to it.
i love her art styles in general, let it be in written form or drawn, it’s always amazing.
i am so fucking tired guys im sorry i should have put more effort into this but heres everyone else that gets their sweet ass on here. even if i didn’t write seven thousand paragraphs about you know that you’re all amazing either way and i love you all
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do you always imprint on children this quick or
Are you implying that a mothering instinct is a bad thing?
Empathy is part of my job.