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@morbid-personality
Remember when we went and saw Ghost and when the curtain fell at the beginning of Peacefield and Papa V came out and he was so pretty and sang so gooood.
I miss them so much 🥲🥲🥲
autobots, roll out
hatchet leon :p
first time posting on here im kinda nervous 🫠🫠🫠
LEON S. KENNEDY in RESIDENT EVIL, dev. Capcom
Resident Evil Requiem got me feeling some type of way. Seeing RPD station made so sad for Leon
pairing: Vulnerable!Leon/Wife!Reader
summary: you comfort leon when he gets back from a mission.
ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/88315056/chapters/234211706
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
It was two AM when Leon came home, the sound of his boots hitting the hardwood floor as he walked through the living room. You heard him drop his duffle bag and keys down on the counter then throw off his coat. He sighed loudly, either from frustration or exhaustion, maybe even a combination of the two.
You laid on your back, staring up at the ceiling as you listened to him settle in. He’d been gone for the last month on a case, the type where you got maybe three phone calls and one or two text messages throughout his entire time away. It was lonely no matter how much you understood and accepted this life with him. You’d missed him desperately, your fingers curl into the sheets with a desperate desire to get up and go see him. Yet, you didn’t. You knew he liked this time to decompress and he thought you were asleep anyway. He was home safe. You could wait.
He padded down the hallway past the bedroom door slowly, trying to be quiet, as he made his way to the bathroom. He took a long shower. He always did that when got back from a long time away. He wanted to wash away the grime and the sins he accumulated on his missions.
When he finally made his way out of the bathroom he made his way to the bedroom door, pausing in front of it for a minute before he entered, and opened the door slowly. The creeking sound made you look over, making eye contact with him immediately. “You’re awake.” He doesn’t sound excited by this revelation or annoyed by it. Just a statement.
“Can’t sleep when you’re not here.” You say, lifting the covers up and motioning for him to come to bed. He obliges, quickly slipping in between the sheets and the comforter with you, arms sliding around your body to tug you into his chest tightly. He sighs with relief, burying his face into your hair. “I missed you.” You whisper, hand running through his damp locks.
“I missed you. I didn’t think I would be gone so long.” His voice is quiet and muffled from his position so you have to strain to hear him.
“It’s okay, Baby.” He doesn’t reply, simply squeezing you tighter for a moment. “Are you okay?”
“Just exhausted. Missed my home.”
“Nothing too serious happened I need to know about?” You don’t mean to pry but he has a habit of holding stuff in that he would benefit from talking about
“No, I promise.” His hand slips up your shirt to caress your back, gooseflesh prickling across your skin at the tough of his calloused hands.
You feel relief, glad that despite the longer than expected time frame, he was safe and everything was okay. “Good, good.” You kiss his forehead. “Get some rest, Leon.” His hand ceased its ministrations and he was snoring lightly within the minute.
———
Leon only slept peacefully for a couple hours, despite how tired he was. Even with you in his arms, his dreams plagued him.
It was always worse during and after a trip away. New scenes were added to his pandora’s box of memories his brain could replay, new enemies and new threats were added to the roster. He’d dream about plagues and sickness, not just himself being the victim but you. The amount of dreams he had where you were infected couldn’t be counted on both hands and toes, losing you to an illness because of him would be something he’d never get over.
The dream tonight was extra spicy, you were infected on purpose by someone that captured you. He was trying to find you, trying to save you but no matter where he went he couldn’t find you. He went through countless doors and ran down countless hallways of an abandoned hospital that looked like the one from his most recent mission only to hear your screams for help but not see you. When he finally found you, it was too late.
He was talking in his sleep, breathing heavily and starting to push you away in his sleep. You woke up immediately, knowing exactly what was happening. You smoothed his hair back, the strands damp with sweat. “Leon.” He doesn’t wake immediately, his hand turning from your grasp, his face scrunched as if in pain.”Leon, wake up.”
His eyes crack open and then shoot open as he sees you, arms wrapping back around you to bring you to his heaving chest. He holds you like this, trying to regain composure knowing that you were safe and his nightmares were only dreams. You wonder what he does when this happens and he’s away and you’re not there. You hate the idea that he’s alone and suffering. You try to not think about that.
“Leon, are you okay?” You finally ask, arms around him to keep him safe.
“I am now.”
You glance over at your phone to check the time. It was only a little past four AM. “Why don’t we try to get some more rest.”
He doesn’t reply, cuddling into you further as his only response.
You stay awake until you’re sure he’s back asleep, wanting to make sure he was comfortable before you decided to go back to sleep too. You couldn’t help but feel protective during moments like this. Leon was such a strong man. Not just physically but mentally, he was tough and smart. He could be a force to be reckoned with. Yet, here he was cuddled into you seeking comfort from a nightmare. You cherished the vulnerability in these moments from a man that doesn’t show that part of himself to anyone but you.
———
You wake up before Leon, somehow sliding from his grip without waking him to go to the kitchen. He must have been tired if you leaving the bed didn’t wake him. Hopefully he’d appreciate getting to sleep in and waking up to a home cooked breakfast.
You spent the next hour whipping up pancakes, sausage, eggs and fruit. You made fresh coffee and was in the middle of putting the plates together when Leon slowly made his way into the kitchen. “Good morning. It smells good.” He says as he approaches you, hair wild but looking rested. He leans down to kiss your temple, eyeing the food over your shoulder.
“I wanted to welcome you back home. I hope it’s good.”
He places his hands on your waist, giving you a firm squeeze. “Everything you do is good.”
You roll your eyes, picking the plates up and leaving his grip to take the plates to the bar. Leon stares into space for a moment before he follows you. You could tell he was trying to be normal but it always took time for him to feel comfortable again after he got back from a long time away. “Come eat before it gets cold.” His eyes slide to you and he moves to his seat. Sometimes he needed someone to direct him when his headspace wasn't the best.
The two of you eat in companionable silence, Leon devouring his plate of food a lot faster than you expected. Did he not get to eat much during his time away? Probably not.
“I hate how things feel when I get back. Everything feels so off.” He’s staring into space, cracking his knuckles in his lap as he speaks.
“What do you mean?”
“I have to readjust every time. You have to not only deal with my actual absence but then my mental absence when I come back. It just feels bad.” He sighs, hand moving from his lap to grip his hair in frustration. “I can’t just turn it off.”
“You don’t have to.” You stand up, looping your arms around him. His arms wrap around you immediately, always seeking your comfort. “Needing time to adjust to change is natural. Unfortunately, you’re human, Leon. You are allowed to feel emotions.”
He groans, head dropping. “It’s hard to explain what’s going on in my head.”
You kiss his cheek, squeezing him. “You don’t have to explain if you don’t want to.”
“I want you to know what I'm thinking even when it makes no sense.”
“It does make sense, though. You go off on these cases for weeks or months at a time. You’re in danger, barely eating or sleeping and you’re away from home. You come back and it can be a big change. It would be overwhelming to anyone. Leon.” You lean away from him, tilting your head to make eye contact with him.
He met your gaze, looking for any sign that you were judging him. He knew you weren’t but being vulnerable was hard, even with you. “I don’t deserve you.”
“Yes, you do. You deserve all the good things, Baby.”
He doesn’t reply, simply leaning in to give you a quick kiss before grabbing your plates and taking them to the sink. You sat back on the barstool watching him as he cleaned the dishes meticulously, slowly. “I feel you watching me.”
“Just observing you. I like that you’re back. It takes me some getting used to your presence again too.”
He glances over his shoulder, sending you a real smile for the first time today. “Gotta get back into the swing of doing chores.”
You smile back, happy to see that maybe telling you his thoughts took some weight off his shoulders. “I’m glad to have my help back. You know I hate dishes.”
“You cook and I wash. We’re both better at that.” He was right, Leon couldn’t cook to save his life.
“We make a good team.”
“I wouldn’t be able to make it without you here waiting for me. You know that, right? You do so much for me that I can never repay. Like last night-“
“Don’t worry about that.” You get up from your seat to walk up behind up, wrapping your arms around his waist, and pressing your head against his back. “I’m always here for you. Always.”
god smut is so hard to write.
first you gotta do the build up and then the actual fucking and the fucking is pretty easy but you never know how long the fucking should last, and eventually you're like "okay I'm tired of this" so the characters cum, but you're not done yet because you can't just end it at "he fucking nutted everywhere" you gotta keep going, and the characters have to chat a little or cry or think about how horrible they are or something and then you kinda don't know when to end that either so now you're 2k words in and you might have put too much self hatred and not enough sucking dick. so you wrap it up, and think well it's done now.
or sometimes you have it all perfect in your mind and you knock the whole thing out in 2 to 3 hours.
Cardinal
a/n: sunny is an asshole to the world and a sweetheart to his girl. aka sunny hates humans but he doesn’t hate you. *SMUT*
ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17538206/chapters/233162101
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
18+ MDNI
———
Knowing how disgusted and offput Sunstreaker was by humans made your relationship with him sweeter to you. Yeah, that makes no sense but to you, you were weirdly in love with the idea that you were the exception.
As his fingers absentmindedly intertwined with yours as he drove down the freeway, you observed him while he wasn’t noticing you. He’d done nothing during this little road trip but complain about the human drivers and talk about how stupid they were and honestly you found yourself agreeing sometimes. You knew he didn’t hate humans, he still fought to protect them and he chose to love you but you knew he didn’t care for your people.
He found ‘human secretions’ aka basic human functions like sweat ‘disgusting’ yet you’d experienced him licking yours off you in the heat of the moment when you were underneath him. He thought humans were dumb but he’s admitted to you how smart he thinks you are. He found your traditions silly but he didn’t hesitate to help you carve pumpkins or decorate the christmas tree with you during the holidays that had just passed. He didn’t trust humans, especially when it came to their romantic relationship tendencies. He found cheating and simply falling out of love with someone abhorrent. Yet, he gave you a chance. He overlooked everything he felt when it came to you and you couldn’t help but feel special.
Simply imagine how much he must love you to not care about things that bothered him.
It was crazy but you’d never been sane.
His fingers tightened on yours. “You’re in your head again, baby.”
“Yeah, it’s okay, though. Just thinking about us.”
He glanced at you, hand tightening again. “Not having second thoughts are you? I won’t be dumped by a fleshie. That’ll really embarrass me.”
You roll your eyes at him. “I wasn’t thinking like that. I meant good things. You make me feel special.”
He smirked. “I try.”
“I like that you only like me. Makes me feel like I'm different. Special.”
“‘Cause you are. Don’t ever forget it.”
“Why do you accept me but not the rest of humanity?”
He rolled his eyes, mocking annoyance. “I don’t know. I just like you. I don’t understand it but I do.”
“You don’t think I'm a ‘nasty little skinbag’?” You laugh as you tease him, remembering him calling a man that cut him off that earlier.
“Never. You are lucky I love you enough to use my holoform, though. I hate feeling so small and fragile but I guess I’ll do it for you.” He sighs dramatically.
“I appreciate it but you know I prefer the real you.”
“You better. If you want a human then you can have one. I’m better.”
Always so cocky. “Yeah, you are. I could never be with a human after my time with you. You’ve ruined me for all else.”
“Good because nothing else is coming after me. We’re endgame, Baby. You’re not going nowhere.”
Should him saying that make you anxious? Maybe? Did it actually? Nah.
“If anyone has to worry about the other one leaving it’s me. I’m gonna be old and gross one day.” You say this jokingly but there was some sincerity to it. You did worry that one day he’d decide that you also disgusted him. Sure, he loved you now when you’re young and pretty but can someone so vain that’s already making sacrifices to be here wanna stay?
He turns to you, meeting your eyes. “Oh yeah when you’re elderly you’re outta here. That’s gonna cramp my style.” He’s smiling but he’s watching you intently. He turns to you, free hand off the wheel to lightly caress your cheek. Maybe he saw that you have genuine concern because he continued, his tone more sincere. “I’ll still love you when you’re old and gross. I’ll make sure you’re taken care of always.”
“Okay, thank you.”
“You don’t worry about that do you?”
“Well, sure I do. It’s natural considering I am not necessarily your type.”
“You know I don’t take this thing between us lightly.” He turns back to watch the road, grimacing for a moment at the traffic in front of him. “Wouldn’t be here otherwise.”
“You say such mean things. You’re kind of an asshole. Most girls wouldn’t like that.”
“You’re not most girls. Thank Primus.” He doesn’t say anything for a couple minutes. “I can cut back on the comments about humans and things like that. If you want me to.”
“I don’t care about that. Not really.”
He doesn’t reply. The drive lasts another fifteen minutes, the silence being filled with noises of traffic and Sunny’s curses. You definitely understood his frustration with the five o’ clock traffic.
When you finally pull up to the Autobot base, you grab your bag and step out as soon as you can so your Autobot can transform behind you. He does, immediately grabbing you up to hold you against his chest. The way he held you was always very protective, like you were something he owned and he wasn’t about to share his toys with anyone. It excites you beyond belief. What was wrong with you? Who knows.
He makes it to his quarters, letting himself in with his energon signature and closing the door behind him. He holds you up to his face when you get inside. You lean in, kissing his lips then his face all over. “What did you bring me here for?”
“Horrible awful things.”
“Only the worst for me?”
“Always.” He’s smiling. God you loved this ‘bot and your stupid back and forth with him. None of your exes compare. You’d never been with anyone like him and you never would again. He moved you from his face, setting you down on his berth. “Do you want to stay here tonight?”
“It’s up to you.” You didn’t want to ever impose but also you didn’t want him to go out his way to take you home unnecessarily.
“You stay.” He says simply.
“Okay, I'll stay then.” You’re just happy to be here. He slowly starts closing in on you, climbing onto his berth to hover above you on all fours. You position yourself to lean on your arms on your back so that you could look up at him. “Hi.”
He leans down, meeting your lips together. Kissing him in this form was hard but the size difference only made you hotter. You weren't lying when you said you preferred Sunstreaker like this. The holoform was good to hide in plain sight or do things in public together but you never had sex with the holoform. He felt like it was wrong and it made him feel false. He didn’t want to be with you in a body that wasn’t his and you were okay with that. You didn’t want to be with anyone else either. You preferred the metal on your skin.
His hand slowly slides up your body, his fingers dip under your shirt, ticking your abdomen lightly. His hand rises, his pointer finger sliding across your nipple. “No bra? Dirty girl.”
“You’ll be even more surprised when you see what else I’m not wearing.”
“Don’t get me too excited or this won’t last long.”
“Even a second with you is worth it.” His optics shudder closed at your words. You knew that deep under his armor he had soft spots and insecurities. His egotistical attitude and arrogance was to hide something underneath. You knew you had wiggled your way into his spark and your words meant something more to him than he’d ever admit. You made sure to always stroke his ego.
His fingers loop under your shirt, tugging it off with skill. You waste no time taking off your pants to reveal no underwear. He uses a hand to grab your legs, lifting them up to bare your core to him. He meets eyes with you before leaning down to press his mouth to you, his tongue gently lapping at you and circling your bud. “Oh, fuck. Sunny.” He speeds up, waiting for your soft moans and body to reach that breaking point that he knew so well, pulling away the second you felt the heat pooling in your stomach. “Sunny, please.”
“Gotta tease you a little bit. I don’t want to wait tonight.” You didn't know if it was the stress from the traffic or the conversation or the teasing or a combination of the three but you were on the same page. “You seem like you’re worried about my feelings for you. Let me show you what I feel.”
You want to argue with him that you’re not second guessing or worried but he’s wasted no time in sticking two fingers inside you slowly to prepare you for his size. His fingers curl, causing your back to arch at the feeling of them hitting so deep inside you at that perfect angle. No one could ever know your body the way he does. He pumps a couple times, making sure you're ready before removing them to stick them in his mouth. Your pussy is pulsing at the sight, his optics meeting yours intensely as he does it. His glossa circles his digits one last time. “You’re so beautiful.” You believe him.
His gaze never leaves your face as he removes his plating above his spike, you notice him stroke himself a couple times before lining up with your entrance. He presses into your wet heat slowly, far slower than you ever could think someone so large and strong could be. The stretch is more than his fingers and the burn makes your back arch up into him. His tip hits your cervix and he pauses, allowing both of you to get used to the feel of it. You start to move, arching your hips so that he’s moving inside of you. “Move, baby.”
“We’re both impatient.” He starts to thrust, making sure he’s buried to the hilt every time he strokes your walls. He’s leaning above you, resting on his forearms above you to keep his weight off you as he pumps into you. The combination of him releasing air through his vents, groans leaving his voice box, and the sound of metal on skin is sending you into orbit. His spike is rocking into you at a vigorous pace, hitting your gspot like a jackhammer. “‘C’mon, Baby. Wanna feel you cum around me.”
It only takes a couple more strokes before you’re crying out, chest meeting his as your release crashes over you like a wave. You never last long with Sunny. He knows your body too well.
He’s behind you, a hand moving to grip you as he fucks into you, hips now moving in a rushed pace, releasing inside you as he grips your body tightly. He lays you down gently when he’s done, removing himself from you slowly to let you adjust. His finger lightly swipes your cheek, moving your hair from your face so he can observe you more fully. “Gorgeous.” He whispers it reverently as he watches you. “I love you.”
“I love you, Sunny.”
He positions himself on his back, picking you up to deposit you onto his chest, his hand covering you for warmth. “Just lay with me for a bit.”
“Whatever you need.”
ough i love these gifs of him so so much <33
Himbo-117
pairing: optimus prime/reader
ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17538206/chapters/232082466
summary: optimus is stressed out from work. you know how to make him feel better. SMUT
MDNI! 18+
———
Optimus was exhausted. He’d never admit it out loud (or to Ratchet) but he was so tired. The Decepticons had been mobilizing more often lately resulting in more missions. more meetings and less time for anything else. Everything had to be put on the back burner when lives were at stake, including you it seemed.
You, the Autobots’ PR lady, had plenty to do during times like this. More accidental sightings of the ‘Bots led to magazine and online news headlines. Stories would be told out of context and you’d have to do damage control to make sure public opinion stayed as positive as it could be for an alien race. Today, however, you were off work but you still had a job to do.
You watched Optimus quietly, sitting on the catwalk so you could be eye level with him as he observed the large screen in front of him. For the last two months, your free time usually reserved for him was spent sitting near him as he worked. No conversations, no long drives, no date nights, just quiet observations and tired eye contact. Your conversations were surface level, he not being able to discuss the missions with you since you didn’t have clearance and you not wanting to push him. Your time with him was limited and you didn’t want to spend it stressing him out more. You hoped your presence helped calm him. He told you as much, assuring you that just having you near when possible helped him immensely. “I am just sorry I cannot give you more of my time right now.” He’d said, regret in his tone.
He’d work into the night, making his way into your quarters long after you fell asleep. His holoform would kiss your head and slide under the sheets to hold you while he rested for a few hours. He’d always be gone again before you woke.
You watched him, the way his metal brows fixed in a scowl, his posture not as straight as usual, and an occasional sigh would leave his vents. He needed to relax.
You slowly rose from your seat on the ground and leaned against the railing towards him, observing his optics roam across the screen. “Baby.” You say, reaching out.
He turns his head to you slightly. “Yes, my spark?” Your heart hammers at the nickname. He reaches back. giving you his pointer finger to grab onto.
“It’s getting late. I- Can we please go back to my room a little early tonight? Just for tonight?”
He hesitated. “I should not abandon my work yet. So much has to be done.”
“Please..” You suddenly realize your eyes are burning. He has to notice the unshed tears making their way into your eyes. “I miss you and you need to make some time for yourself too.” He doesn’t reply, his optics going between you and back to the screen. You know it’s because he wants to go with you. You can see the conflict and you know it’s not fair to ask this of him but you know you can make him feel better. “I haven’t made you feel good in so long, Optimus. I wanna make you feel good.”
His optics shudder closed for a moment and when he opens them again his focus is solely on you. His response doesn’t come in words but in actions. He picks you up gently, cradling you in his hands close to his spark as he walks through the base to get to your rooms. He settles you down gently, transforming quickly so that his holoform can step out of the cab of the peterbilt. His black hair is tousled and his eyes are surrounded by dark circles, the exhaustion running so deep his holoform showing it. He approaches you with purpose, grabbing you towards him as soon as you are within reach. He presses you roughly against your door, not caring about the cameras in the hallway seeing your escapades. He hitches his hands under your hips, picking you up so your legs wrapped around him. “I can never deny you.” He says, leaning in to kiss you gently but purposefully. “I have been neglecting you.”
“You’ve been busy. Make it up to me tonight, yeah?”
He kisses you again, one hand leaving your body to open the door behind you. He carries you inside, kicking the door closed behind him, not breaking your mouths apart until he reaches your bed. He sits you down gently on your back and climbs onto the bed on top of you. His pupils are blown wide in his bright blue eyes, he watches you in a way that makes your stomach feel light. You don’t think anyone could ever admire you the way he does. Being loved by a thousands of years old alien being blessed by the primes cannot be compared to. His head dips down to trail kisses down your throat, earning a moan from you immediately. You’d craved his love so badly these months. Your fingers and memories just weren’t enough in his absence.
He gripped you roughly at the sound of your moans, pulling your center flush against his, grinding himself against you harshly. “Primus, I need-“ He grinds against you again, a desperate groan erupting from his throat. He says your name breathily, gripping the waistband on your pants and underwear, ripping them down at the same time and throwing them to the side. He tugs at your shirt, ushering you to rip it and your bra off to expose you completely. “I need to see you.” He leans down again, trailing kisses down your body, paying close attention to your nipples when he gets to them then stopping right above where you crave the heat of his mouth most. You're so wet, you can feel yourself dripping onto the bed beneath. Between the way he’s looking at you and the feel of his mouth on you finally you couldn’t help it. You’d never wanted someone so badly. He kisses your pubic bone, tongue tracing lightly at the skin, his eyes watching you closely, bravely, the whole time.
“Optimus, please.” His tongue is so warm and wet as his trails across your skin, down across the outside of your lips, then on your thighs. Anywhere but where you needed him. “Stop teasing, please!” you were begging him, just like he wanted.
He stopped his movements to watch you carefully, like a predator watching his prey. “I can smell how badly you want me. So patient for me. My girl…” His right hand leaves your hip, slowly trailing down your thigh and to your knee, pushing your legs further apart. The way he looked at your core made it pulse and he noticed. “I am so lucky you want me this way…”
“I only want you. Only you.” You reassure him. You know he needs it.
His hand trails back up, his pointer and middle finger pressing gently at your core, spreading your lips apart to enter you slowly, You let out a disgusting moan, hips rising up to meet his fingers to the hilt. “You are so wet and all for me.” He says more to himself than you. His free hand reaches to grip you as he suddenly curls his fingers inside of you and starts moving. His pace is gentle but purposeful, immediately hitting that special spot in you in such an overwhelming way that your whole body would probably have risen from the bed if he wasn’t holding you down. He watched you closely, eyes filled with lust as he fingered you. “I’m going to make you cum so many times tonight.” He says, body shifting so his face is lowering towards where his fingers entered you. His pace slowed, his focus now going to your clit as he enclosed his mouth around you. His warm tongue circled you as he sucked, his fingers still hitting your sweet spot.This was all too much especially with how long it had been.
“Optimus, you’re so fucking good. You’re-“ You’re cumming, you feel your hips rising up and down to meet his face and fingers in an embarrassing way, but you know it’s only spurring him on more. Your moans are loud, his name spilling past your lips repeatedly as he licks you, letting you ride it out.
He only gives you a moment to recover. He quickly is taking off his boots and belt at the same time, kicking his shoes and pants off within seconds. You notice a wet stain in his boxers before he removes them too, precum pooling in his pants at the show you just gave him. He pulls off his shirt, dog tags being the only thing he wore now. He approaches you, climbing back over you to meet your lips in a heated kiss. You taste yourself on the tongue he shoves in your mouth. You let your hands run up his chest, sliding over his shoulders and behind him to play in his hair.
He adjusts himself a little, positioning his length against your slit before he starts to move, sliding himself up and down you in a teasing manner. He’s gripping the sheets by your head roughly. “I do not wish to rush this time together.”
“Flip us over, Optimus.” He obeys, turning quickly so that you now straddled him, his hard cock resting against your core still. You grind yourself against him a few times to earn some groans from him in that deep baritone you love.
You lean down and kiss him before sliding down his body , taking his dick in your hand. He hisses at the contact, biting his lip in anticipation. You jack him a couple times, your slick making your hand glide easily until you become face level with his length. You lick his tip, his head flying back into the pillows at the contact, your name leaving his throat. You start to suck just the tip, running your tongue across the slit as you did. You continue to grip him tightly, setting a good pace as you run your tongue down across him. One of his hands leaves the bedding to put on the head, his fingers tangling into your hair. His hips jerk up a little, but you can tell he’s trying to hold back. You remove your hand and quickly let your mouth take as much of his generous length as you can, quickly sucking him in a way that you hoped would let him let go. He does, using the grip on your head to make your throat take more of him. His hips start fucking into your mouth at such a rough pace you know he’s about to cum. Your name leaves his lips again “I cannot last.” He says, moments before releasing himself into your throat involuntarily, you swallow as much as you can, the rest mixing with your saliva, dropping down onto him and the bed. He tastes like sugar and metal.
He is breathing heavily, watching you in awe. Before he can speak you slowly make your way back up his body, straddling him again before grabbing him in your hand once more to line him up with your entrance. You slowly sink down onto him, his hands grabbing your hips immediately to ground himself. You were so tight and warm and wet and he was so sensitive from his last orgasm. When your bodies finally met, you sat there, not moving at first, just letting both of you enjoy the feeling of him inside for a moment. He got restless first, slowly beginning to move up and down inside of you, letting out small exhales at the way your body squeezed and contracted around him. The physical sensations were overwhelming as were the visual ones. Your mouth hung open in ectasy as he fucked into you, his tip hitting your gspot perfectly, your tits bouncing as you rode him. You were so beautiful and otherworldly to him. “I am so lucky.” He murmurs as he watches you. He increases his pace, grabbing you tighter and meeting your hips harder. He needed more.
Suddenly you’re on your back, with a gasp he enters you again, his hands making their way under your thighs to push your legs up so he can enter you deeper. His pace is suddenly rough and unforgiving as he pistons into your body. You feel
heat pooling into your belly, your whole body tingling as your release hits you again. The way your body convulsed around him was too much for Optimus, his next orgasm hitting him immediately, the sounds of both of you releasing at once filling the room. “Dont stop. Don’t stop. Don’t stop.” You chant, another orgasm following the last, your whole body felt like it was on fire. You’d never cum this many times in such a short period of time. He keeps up a generous pace to let you ride out the sensations before he gently removes himself from you.
Optimus is still looking at you intently as he moves to lay beside you. He reaches and pulls the blanket over the both of you before he gently grabs your face so that you’re netting his gaze closely “I love you more than words could ever express, my spark.” Optimus says quietly. “I will make more time for us.”
“Do you feel better?”
He smiles softly, almost shyly. “Very much so.”
“Rest with me. You can work tomorrow.”
He doesn’t reply but he adjust himself by your side on the mattress, pulling you into his chest as tightly as he can. “I would not leave you tonight for anything.”
I was so excited to see requests open that my brain just blanked out lol. Totally forgot everything I've ever been interested in for several moments, but it's managed a reboot! Thank goodness 🙃
Anyhoo, I'd like to request something for Master Chief please! Some nice fluff for our dearest Spartan. Maybe he's had a rough day and needs a hug? Good thing reader is here to help out!
I am all for Chief getting more hugs. He needs them. He needs all the hugs.
So, for you, I've got 500 words of pure fluff featuring our favorite Spartan.
You looked up from your data pad when you heard the door slide open. John sometimes came to your room, when he had time or when he needed to. But he also usually gave you a heads up first.
He was considerate that way.
So when you spotted him in the doorway, limned in the brighter light of the hallway, you set your pad aside immediately.
a/n: wrote some more bee x reader bc olivia rodrigo’s new song honeybee has inspired me.
synopsis: falling for each other and distractions.
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Bumblebee was starting to understand why Optimus originally hadn’t wanted him to get close to any of the humans that resided on the planet he helped protect. He had a job to do and a lot to worry about. He was a very important part of Team Prime and skilled at what he did. They needed him. He couldn’t afford to be distracted or to have his mind linger elsewhere when he needed to be focused.
Yet, here he was, driving towards the coordinates Optimus sent him only thinking of you. He should be mentally preparing for what was about to come. He should be strategizing or figuring out a plan to handle whoever was at his destination but all he could focus on was who he was leaving behind.
He knew he’d be back with you soon. This wouldn’t take long and the trip wasn’t too far away this time. He knew you were safe and would be waiting for him. He simply just enjoyed thinking about you even though he shouldn’t.
He met you a couple months ago at the drive in theater. You started working the late shift and for some reason you caught his eye. He frequently visited the theater and he loved movies but he made a point to visit more often when you showed up. You also noticed the blonde guy in the yellow and black camaro that quickly became a regular visitor on your shift. He couldn’t stop himself from talking to you and don’t even get him started on the first time he made you laugh. He wanted to know you. It was dangerous and unknown territory for him but he felt that there was something special about you.
After weeks of conversations you actually made the move first, asking him if he’d like to join you to a concert at a local venue. You had an extra ticket and didn’t want to go alone. He couldn’t say no to you.
He picked you up so you could drink and he could be the DD. You danced and sang with him, tangling your fingers through his, up his arms and eventually around his neck. His holoform’s skin tingled where you touched him. He never wanted you to stop. He’d never experienced anything like this. Like you. When the show was over, he took you home and parked in front of your apartment. You leaned over his center console, drunk as can be, and met his gaze for far longer than normal. You saw something he was trying to hide, something he didn’t want to hide from you. You knew it and he knew it. “You’re different.” You say bravely. “I don’t know what it is but I like it. I had fun with you tonight.”
“I did too,” Bee replies. He is telling the truth but putting it lightly. He can’t recall ever having so much fun with anyone ever in his life. He would replay tonight over and over in his processor. He selfishly hoped he got more nights with you.
He thinks about what you said for the next two weeks until he decides to take you to an abandoned warehouse near your home and lets you in on what he is. He shows you his true form and at first you don’t speak. You’re not screaming (he thinks that’s good) but you also seem troubled by something. He’s knelt down to be eye level with you, his optics looking into your green eyes. “I trust you… I needed you to know.. the truth.” His radio sputters.
“Just give me time?”
It took you a week to call him. He had spent said week losing his processor assuming he’d never hear from you again. He’d scared you away and he tried his damndest to convince himself it was for the best. Maybe you deserved better people in your life than someone that may only cause you trouble. That is until his comms rang and you were the one calling. “Hey.” He answered way too quickly but he wasn’t above looking a little excited to hear from you.
“Hey, Bee. Are you busy?”
“Never for you.” and he means it. He doesn’t care that you took a week to call him back. He doesn’t care that you may be calling to let him down easy.
You giggle on the other end. His spark flutters. “Flirt. Wanna come get me and us go somewhere?”
“I’ll be there in five minutes.” He once again sounded too excited. Luckily, you think it’s cute.
The two of you drove around and talk all night. He told you stories of growing up, his planet, war, and his friends. You had less interesting stories to tell in comparison to his cool space tales but he listened intently, eating up every bit of information about you that you’d give him as if it was the most interesting thing he’d ever heard. It wasn’t until the sun was rising that you both realized how late it had gotten. Neither of you had ever felt so at ease with anyone.
That night changed everything.
He came to the theater every night he could and you hung out every chance you got. The immediate friendship soon became something else that neither of you fully addressed yet. You hugged and held hands and flirted all the time. Your fingers always found him, either to lay across his arm or to weave in between his own fingers. You called him Honeybee and it made his wires buzz with electricity every time you said it.
Primus, he missed you. He wanted this mission to end sooner rather than later.
He needed to stop thinking about you but he couldn’t focus on anything but the big question: what were you two? What were you desiring to be with him? Was this all just for fun to you or were you seriously interested in him? He didn’t think he’d be able to handle if this was all just a game to you but also why would you want to be with an alien robot car in the first place? What did all of this mean? Bee didn’t have any experience in romance or relationships. What if he was reading everything all wrong?
How was he supposed to focus on spying on some Decepticons, finding out what their plans were, and then dip out when all he could think about was what you were to him? He felt almost childish.
He promised himself he’d remedy the situation as soon as he got back.
The mission, of course, went by smoothly and quickly. He was on his way back in no time. He was proud of himself that he could do both when it came to doing his job and thinking of you he just hoped he could keep it that way and not allow himself to get too distracted. He eventually wanted to tell Optimus and his friends about you. Maybe introduce you all. He couldn’t let you become something Optimus only saw as a distraction and he knew that’s the first thing he’d bring up. He wanted all of this to work out.
By the time Bee made it back home it was late but you should still be at work closing up. He headed straight for the theater, straight to you. He needed to see you and get back into the routine of what he left behind until he had to leave again. He hoped you didn’t get tired of always waiting for him. He pulled into the parking lot and activated his holoform to head to the box office. You had your back turned to him so he took his opportunity to use his scouting skills to sneak behind you, causing you to jump when he put his mouth next to your ear and said “Boo.”
You turned around and swatted him, laughing at him with a huge grin on your face at the sight of who scared you. “Bee, what the hell!”
“It’s not my fault you didn’t notice me coming.”
You shook your head at him but couldn’t stop the smile that stayed on your face. “I missed you.”
His spark lept. “I missed you too.”
“Let me close up here and we can drive around, yeah?” The way you were looking at him could keep him going for the rest of his days. He’d never dreamed anyone could look at him like that.
You sped through your cleaning and put away everything you needed to at lightning speed. Luckily, all the patrons left immediately after the showing ending without issues and you could leave immediately. You ran towards the yellow camaro, his holoform stepping forward to catch you as you wound your arms around his neck and pulled him in close in a hug. “Honeybee, please don’t leave again soon.”
“I won’t. I’m here for a while.”
“I feel like I just got you. I wanna be selfish.” You pulled back, winking at him before pulling him towards his alt mode. You opened the driver’s side door and climbed into the back, pulling Bee with you. He looked at you in wonder as you threw a leg over his lap and straddled him, laying your head down to listen to the spark in his chest. The buzz you heard reminded you of a sound machine meant to lull you to sleep. “Is this okay?”
“Of course.”
“How do you talk in this form if your voice box is broken?” He wonders if you can hear how you’re making his spark speed up.
“Since it’s all synthetic Ratchet, our medic, was able to create vocal cords so that I can speak and blend in better. I do feel like an itch in my throat all the time. This form is still me to an and my throat will never heal so I guess that’s why I feel that…” He trailed off as you start playing with the hair on the back of his neck.
You finally sit up and stare at him, eyes darting between his eyes and his mouth. “Can I kiss you, Bee?”
He nodded his head and before he could speak you already had leaned in, meeting your lips together in a kiss that made him immediately understand why the first kiss scene was such a big deal in all those romance movies he’d watched. He felt it from his head to his toes in a way that made him want more of you. Your hands were roaming all over him, digging into him like you also were desperate for more. If you hadn’t heard his spark beating faster earlier you had to feel it now with how closely you were pressed against him. You broke apart for a moment to breath, meeting his gaze. You looked at him like he hung the moon. “I feel like i’ve known you for years.” You say with a smile.
“I’ve never met anyone like you.” He replies.
You pepper kisses across his face. “I’ve wanted to kiss you for so long I just wasn’t sure…”
“Because of what I am? Weren’t sure if you wanted to?” You don’t notice the way his tone and eyes dropped.
“I don’t care what you are, Bee. I just wasn’t sure if you wanted that. I’m just a little human and you have such a big job to do. I’ve been sure of you since I called you that day asking if you wanted to go for a drive. That’s why I took so long to call you. I knew how I felt and it was scary to think that us being so different could ruin that but it didn’t! Even if it’s temporary I want to be… I want whatever you will give me.”
Bee pulled you close to him, gently pressing his forehead to yours. “On Cybertron this is kinda how we kiss.” He feels you press back against him, a smile spreading across your face. “I wanna give you all of me.”
“I can be pretty greedy.”
“That’s fine. I’m known to be pretty selfless.” You smile at each other, lost in the moment until you lean back in, kissing Bee once again. Your hands leave his hair and slowly slide past him and onto the leather seats behind him. You run your nails down the backrest, earning a shiver from not only the holoform beneath you but the car itself. You continue running your nails across the leather as you kiss him, slowly starting to grind your body against him. You could feel his arousal beginning to grow and you could feel him holding back. You wanted more. You wanted- he grabbed your hips and pulled you back to break the moment. “There’s a cop, Baby. We gotta go.”
You peak outside to see a police officer patrolling the lot. “Let’s get out of here.”
He quickly starts the car and peels out of the lot before the cop can even realize the Camaro was leaving. You both stare at each other for a moment in the back seat before you start laughing and Bee soon joins you. “Do you wanna ride around until you’re sleepy or do you wanna go home? I can take you back to your car after the cop leaves or I can take you home and bring you back tomorrow.”
“I’m kinda sleepy. I just want to be wherever you are. Don’t leave me tonight.”
He leaned in to give you a quick kiss. “I can do that.”
The drive home was quiet but comfortable as you cuddled into him in his backseat. He helped you get out when you made it and followed you inside, helping you further by taking off your shoes for you and leading you upstairs to your bedroom. You plop down onto your bed, reaching grabby hands out towards the blonde man. “Honeybee.” He grins at you, allowing himself to be grabbed and yanked down onto the bed with you.
“Stay.”
He kicked his boots off and climbed under the covers with you, grabbing you close and marveling at how well you fit against him.
“Goodnight, Bee.”
“Goodnight,”
ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/87155261/chapters/230817411
the size difference between the master chief and little ole you is absolutely crazy.
he's six foot something and pure man meat. you are so fucking small compared to him, his hands dwarf your waist no matter the size. skinny, thick, curvy or lean. chief would still wrap both hi hands around your body and sit you so pretty like on his cock in such a satisfying way; that no matter what you look like? you feel fucking fantastic on the inside to him.
you're a fleshlight. something that the mjolnir armor and any crappy gag gift fred had given chief couldn't even be compared to your pussy. sure, the master chief looks like the clean, pure, business only kind of soldier that's halsey's gift to the universe. but he's a nasty devil when he's in your quarters, testing the thin bedframe you were forced to sleep on every night.
the bedframe has long since broken, the springs have yet to be fixed every since they broke some weeks back. you don't have the time to put in a request, nor the need to since chief would only obliterate it with his thick scar riddled hips.
his weight behind his bullying thrusts are enough to turn the rebar bedframe into scrap metal with how precise and underlying desperately timed pace. your moans in his ear, fingers blindly carving hot paths along the wide expanse of his back spurs the man enough to keep fucking like its his mission to make you cum.
Master Chief in HALO: CAMPAIGN EVOLVED (2026)