GLUTTONY

PRINCE OF GLUTTONY

[passionatelyxlust]

Well, there can't be a party if the original party boy doesn't show up.

[voracious-gluttony]

There's my Captain– I'm glad you made it out of your room.

[unrulyxaemon]

Look the part that you're trying to be. You're supposed to be that Witcher guy, right?

[voracious-gluttony]

Which is precisely the reason my Queen got me this wig. Yep– Josephine wanted an excuse to wear her old clothes from our Hell days, and so I happily obliged.

[kaixfoxwood]

I'm not scared of that girl. No, she spent a pretty penny of your brother's money that he won't miss for these damn outfits. Apparently, this guy sprays bullets into anybody who's bad, I'd say he does.

[voracious-gluttony]

Yet you're still here despite the extreme desire to leave. Technically, his money is her money, so she still spent her money on getting you ready. The Punisher isn't all about spraying bullets into all the bad guys, you know.

[royallyxlenore]

I appreciate a good scarlet witch moment, but not when your dumbbell older adopted brother stuffs you in the worst costume of the several said character wears. I'm tired of the corset, big mouth, but I'll make Aemon do it so he misses a good chunk of the party. Because he's a fucking idiot.

[voracious-gluttony]

Leave it to older brothers to be obnoxious and set their siblings up for failure for their amusement. Oh, absolutely– Aemon has to be held accountable for his stunts, you know.

[robinxellis]

I'm reverting expectations. That's all I know about the character, really, I fell asleep when Lex tried making me watch it. I really stan the green hair.

[voracious-gluttony]

I can enjoy a bit of reverse expectations, gotta keep people on their toes. Unfortunately, I couldn't tell you shit about it– I'm not gluttonous for movies, it seems. So, we'll be seeing you with green hair from here on, I'm sensing?

[josephinexbaird]

Thank you for indulging in my idea, I was feeling a bit nostalgic for the old days. That wig really is doing something for me.

[voracious-gluttony]

I will forever and always indulge in your ideas, my Queen. I knew it would. I may have bought it specifically for you.

[alexia-simmons]

I wouldn't let you leave this party without saying hi. It'd be a missed opportunity with my hair alone if I chose anyone else. Thanks for coming.

It's gossip time now. So, apparently, Ulric and the Weaver were planning on wiping Gianna's memories of the Princes while doing the same to your brothers of her memory. It definitely pissed off the gods, but Gianna ended up finding out her brothers knew about it and were willing to let her son go down a very dark path. She went full ballistic mama bear, okay? Put those two on blast. I'm talking punching Kai and Azriel in front of every person under Mil's roof. The Foxwood twins, your daughter, Ramiel, Marina, Cael, Nyrinn, and then she took them all. They're currently living in what's basically a castle given to Envy by yours truly's generous husband.

[voracious-gluttony]

There was a slew of emotions that fell across the Prince's face the longer that the redhead spoke. Pure elation at Alexia rivalling him with the amount of information she said in a minute, surprise at the plan unfolding, and the absolute shock that Gianna had been fed up enough to physically hit her brothers. "For the love of all things that I covet and keep close, please tell me that you have a video or took pictures or something?" It's what he and his brother would do whenever anyone around them underestimated him, and they wished to keep the memory forever. "So my brother, who's notorious for not giving anyone anything outside of his immediate family, gifted Envy and Gianna a castle to steal away all of the kids that were currently with her brothers after she went WWE on them?" The Prince placed his hand on his hips; the events that were laid out to him honestly just so... fanciful and unbelievable, and he was a prince of Hell. "Nice to know where everyone is going, though. Have you spoken to Gianna after the fact? Can't imagine she took that too well."

[violetxjameson]

God, I really feel way too overdressed for a birthday party.

[voracious-gluttony]

You're wearing a poofy dress, and I'm wearing near-skintight leather pants, a way-too-open shirt, and a wig. No such thing as overdressed in a costume party.

[alexia-simmons]

It's time to party it up, bitches.

[voracious-gluttony]

Well, I couldn't enjoy the party until I said hello to the birthday girl. MJ, very fitting. Thank you for the invite, Lexi.

[royallyxlenore]

I look fucking ridiculous in this stupid corset.

[voracious-gluttony]

Ridiculous, no. The perfect scarlet witch, but I could always run and grab a different shirt and red jacket for you if you truly get tired of the corset. It would be more in line with the Ultron movie, too.

[unrulyxaemon]

I can't believe I actually dyed my hair for this.

Commitment.

[voracious-gluttony]

More commitment than me, I couldn't bring myself to dye my hair.

[josephinexbaird]

I'm surprised I even still fit in my royal garb.

[voracious-gluttony]

You are just as beautiful as always, darling– fitting to be the Yennifer to my Geralt.

[robinxellis]

I'm a zombie, duh.

I don't get why that's so hard to tell.

[voracious-gluttony]

When most people think of zombies, they think of rotting flesh and stumbling about. Not a hot green-haired football player.

[kaixfoxwood]

This costume's fucking stupid.

[voracious-gluttony]

Don't let Alexia hear you say that– heard she spent a pretty penny on yours and your brother's outfit, especially to get it here on time. The character is fitting for you.

[wickedlyxenvy]

Well, I'd hate taking away one of your many talents, Gluttony, you are amazing at planning them. You aren't getting rid of me anytime soon.

You're the reason for that, you know. Thank you.

[voracious-gluttony]

Don't worry your pretty little head, I've got to work on the whole god problem next, so I've got plenty of planning in my future. I hope you know I'll be holding you to that.

You never have to thank me, Envy. I just wish I had helped it sooner.

[caelxdelacroix]

I suppose, that was fun.

[voracious-gluttony]

Fun is one way to put it. You and your dad did well out there, Cael.

[cutthroatxramiel]

What can I say except you're welcome for my help. I take tips of monetary value and compliments.

[voracious-gluttony]

I give compliments where they're warranted, and you're damn good at following plans, and it wouldn't have gone off without a hitch without you there. So, thank you.