The Sides !

Sanders sides fanon ask blog !

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I guess we’re doing this now?

Hi! Dad here! Welcome to our amazing blog! All others are also amazing and should be respected!

But ours is best!

Oh leave it princey.

Now, now kiddos, play nice.

How does this.. work? I’m very confused.

If you’d all just stop talkin over me I could explain it?

Thank you! My name is Patton! I’m your friendly neighborhood dad! This is our ask blog! You and all your friends down the street can ask any of us anything you want!

Oh.. yeah, tumblr thing. Fun.

This does sound like an interesting experience. Are the other two joining us?

Glad you asked Logan.

Why are J-Anus and RoBro the ones colored? I wanna be colored!

You can be colored if you want to Kiddo!

No,

But-

No.

Okay then!

Byyyeee!!

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Patton’s lines look like this! (He/Him)

Logan’s lines appear this way. (They/he)

Virgil writes like this, if he remembers to. (He/It)

This is the great Roman~! (He/she)

You know who I am. (She/he)

And I’m a bitchy stinky rat! With a snake in my butt! (It/Its)

Ask whatever you’d like!

And don’t forget about me. It wouldn’t be very polite. (He/Him)

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What is everybody’s favourite game to play in famILY game night??? :D

Oooh!! Virgil showed me this new one called Stardew valley! But if you’re talking bored games kiddo I like The Game Of Life!

I do not often engage in game night unless it is Monopoly, I’m quite good at it. •Logan adjusts their tie, seeming proud.•

Usually I join for Cards Against Humanity, or Stardew valley

Minecraft!

Definitely not Monopoly. I totally hate buying all the properties and putting everyone into a state of frantic chaos.. totally.

MINECRAFT!!!!!

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Can I hug the sides?

Oh! Of course kiddo!! •Big ol dad hug!!*

I.. am not one for physical touch, but I don’t see why not.

Uh- no thanks? Sorry- germs

Oh! Of course! Cmere!!

Why would I hug.. you? •Janus hugs anyways•

YEAH!! •Slimey octi hug!!*

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•Logan sits at their desk, head in their hands. They seem to be distressed about something.•

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Do you think they’re okay?

I hope they are, •the two of them stand in Logan’s room. But the entire thing is covered in dust and grime, Logan is a blurry figure in the mirror.•

We should help. •Angil goes towards the mirror, only to be yanked back.•

Its not safe.

But they’re not safe.

They actually need them. They can’t hurt Logan. They know that.

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Gives you food (cake)

Thank you!! Thankyou!!! •He bounces on his feet excitedly!!•

•He looks shocked, but takes the cake, cuts it into pieces and gives Angil a plate of cake.• There you go kiddo,

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what’s your favorite food, Angil?

Oh! Uhm.. I dunno.. it’s been a long time since I ate anything.. all the food is… well.

Rotten, molded, already chewed up. It was food to be forgotten. Meals already prepared, eaten or otherwise unwanted. Neither me nor the kid have had a bite in.. I dunno how long.

…

It’s not your fault.

You always say that.

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aw hi! You’re adorable! I wanna put you in my pocket :3

I think I’m too big for that! But thank ya?

Look at you Angil, capturing everyone’s hearts, yayyyyy..

Don’t be a salty bitch

Angil! No. Don’t use that language.

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what are you pink?????????????????????

Oooo!! Can I tell em?

I don’t care kiddo, go ahead.

Oh!! Okay! So! I’m excitement!! But like a really dramatic form of it! Thought about using mania as the descriptor, because when you research manic episodes thats kinda my constant energy and mood? But it didn’t ever really stick! You can just call me Angil though! Thats my real name!

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Orange do you taste like citrus

Nope!! I tried once!!

You’re lucky my finger came back.

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i’m not a child >:T

Doesn’t matter, my child is better, eat shit loser

Yeah! Eat shit!

Don’t say that.

Okaaaayyyy..

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i wanna get kidnapped!

I’m not kidnapping children.

Already got me to deal with!!

Yeah.

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can i give orange guy flamethrower (100% real trust me)

Who are you asking for permission. Yes give me a flamethrower this is very allowed, totally, yes, give.

•He bites the other!•

Ow-! Hey!

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Come on oj, we just wanna know about the cool pink guy, he seems nice, can we give him things? can we give you thing? Can I give you matches?

.. you can give me matches, you can definitely trust me with anything flammable. But, you can all leave.. pink. Alone.

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i throw an orange at orange guy

Ow. I’m going to kidnap someone if ya’ll keep pissing me off, I have the ability to. Don’t try me.

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oki Citrus man, Pink fellow sounds friendly tho, what’s their name?

You do- why am I even still responding to all of you??

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pink fellow?

Don’t talk to him.

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Hey Patton, don’t lie to be bud, Is there an Orange hue side?

Not a one kiddo, sorry to say it. Though it would be nice if we all matched every color of the rainbow! •He chuckles. Rubbing Logan’s back.•

Migraine,

Right, sorry,