Idols As Things I’ve Done

A blog where I attempt to be humorous (my friends will be included occasionally too!)

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Wonpil: If two people with the last name “cycle” hung out all the time, would that be a bicycle?

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Horribly MIA

Hi guys! I’m sorry I’ve been so absent lately. Being a grownup really gets in the way of doing fun things. I’m not really keen on my job that I’ve got right now either, but it’s what I have to pay the bills and make sure that my cat and I are fed, so you do what you gotta, I guess. I know that my post that I just made isn’t quite as good as my usual posts, but I just wanted to at least have something out. Thank you to all my followers for sticking with me through this!! I’m gonna try to make more posts. One good thing about this job is that my coworkers are great, so there might be some fun material!

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Got7 as things my brothers and I have said/done:

Mark: -impatiently waiting on his hot dogs to boil- “Hurry up, thots.”

JB: He was the lucky one. The others died.

Jackson: Well, good. Don’t wanna have to chop off your kneecap. That’d be unfortunate. Then you’d have to wear knee top hats.

Jinyoung: Wow, really sucks to suck, huh?

Youngjae: (just a text message without context) “screaming”

BamBam: Well, you know why they call them chocolate bar abs. It’s because the people who have them are so yummy.

Yugyeom: Did you know that you can get arrested for being an adult? ...........wait, that came out wrong.

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I need to stop eating salt and vinegar chips

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Y’ALL THEY HAVE DETECTIVE ELLIOT STABLER (obviously the actor h’duh) INNTHE HAINDMAID’s TALE

ThEY NAMED HIS WIFE OLIVIA

THEY KNEW

THEY HAD YO ANE THE WIFE OLIVIA FOR SHIPPErs and KATHY FOR PEOPLE WHO KNEW HIS WIFE

I’m sorry y’all I love the handmaid’s tale and law&order SVU

It was very important

I’m probably gonna have to watch the episode again because I’ve had enough wine to drink that I’m having fun yea

I have another quote but I have to figure out who it’s gonna be assigned to

I’m sorry y’all

Yes

Ok

I’m gone

See y’all soon

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Young K: My favorite word is interdigitate, because it sounds dirty. But it’s not.

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What’s up?

Hey guys! Sorry that I’ve been so 100% MIA. Life’s been more on the difficult side lately, which makes it harder for me to see the humor in everyday interactions. I’m trying to stay positive though! Hopefully I won’t go almost two months without posting again😅

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Mark: She thiccc but she average you feel me

Jackson: What did you just say to me?

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“I have put on my moisturizer, this is a judgement free zone!”

Bambam, probably

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Jackson: I’ve finally figured out who I feel like. Humpty Dumpty!

Mark: you....you feel like an egg?

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Y’ALL

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Brian: I inhaled, and I choked.

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Honestly, same.

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Sungjin, walking along: And what’s going on over here?

Jae, slumping in a chair and playing games on his phone, deadpan: My impeding internal death, that’s what.

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Presto presto do your besto

Jackson Wang @ aghases, probably

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Well, today’s the day that my school career ends (or, at least, takes a break for a little while). Hopefully I’ll be able to figure life out at least a little bit for a while!!

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(Got6, being heathens in the other room)

JB: Honestly, I gave up a long time ago. I just give up a little more every day.

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shimmy shimmy kokoNUT

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Me next week when I graduate college