Welcome, Citizen Of The Internet

My name is Joe. 22. I seek the Grail, among other things. Ithaca College Class of 2019. Moe/Weeb Trash, Memes/Shitposts, Military Stuff, etc. Trying to keep politics and discourse to a minimum

[demilypyro]

Boss, you posted cringe?… AMAZING, mission complete. That right there is why you’re the best, boss.

[takashi0]

@dementedn

[gonnamakeitbros2]

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

[fuckyouandyourwhiteceodad-deact]

[cwunch]

[surfindead]

therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you

[surfindead]

dr phil

[navoika]

tumblr

[whitepeopletwitter]

[generation-snooze]

[rinlanddess]

Link ~~~

[weirdmageddon]

the room in your animal crossing house you mindlessly expanded without thinking of what you’d do with it

[thesigilwitch]

I was just about to spiral into a bad panic attack, and my boyfriend goes "Stick an ice cube in your mouth." I'm not really sure where he got the idea, and I kinda laughed at it because I didn't see how it would help, but he was insistent. So I did it.

And now I'm on my second cube, because it worked.

[thesigilwitch]

He explained his reasoning to me when he got home.

1. I would initially think "what the fuck" and be distracted from the anxiety. (Correct.)

2. The cold of the ice would shock my system, bringing me back to the physical world and reality, drawing my focus to the cold in my mouth, and keep my brain away from thinking "I'm panicking, I must be dying." (Correct.)

3. He assumed I hadn't drank much water today and wanted to keep me hydrated. (Triple correct.)

[rickybabyboy]

i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!

[rockyhasthumbs]

You got water? I touch for you

[cherryhomo]

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

[cherryhomo]

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

[memes-that-get-reported]

[tinderventure]

Prepare for war

[platycryptus]

Megalopyges are cute but beware, they are danger boys as well

(Florida, 12/27/18)

[bogleech]

lettin one walk on you is so brave but I bet it feels silly

[moonybyte]

danger boy? How dangerous are we talk-

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

[thesixthstar]

what does this mean

[hajnarus]

Happy Jojo Friday! here is a bunch of jojos 

[lmaonade]

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

[lmaonade]

i don’t think it’s coming 

[lmaonade]

HELLO????