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Instead of yelling BOO this Halloween, yell something even scarier, like COMMITMENT or STUDENT LOANS
âLife is a comedy to those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.â
â Horace Walpole (b. 24 September 1717)
âThe loneliest moment in someoneâs life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.â
â The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald (b. 24 September 1896)
Good morning San Francisco
Read this again.
Read this to others.
Force the idiots, read it to them
Toshio Saeki, RiP (died 12 nov â19 but was made public today)
Literally the best post Iâve ever seen
i feel like iâm losing my mind this is legit the funniest shit iâve come across
Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?
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This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story Iâve ever read in my life oh my god.
Holy shit ._.
Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean, goddamn.
For those having trouble reading the text:
We had a campaign in D&D where we assembled a steampunk-ish time machine. After many sessions travelling through time, uncovering mysteries and learning harsh lessons about changing history, we had to stop a time-travelling cult from destroying the gods, and therefore the world. We failed.
Our machine crashed, we were stranded earlier than we had ever been able to travel. We found the Gods, but only a few of them were present - it was as if some had never existed. Then we realised - we had to become those Gods. Our party was entirely divine (Cleric, Paladin, Avenger, Invoker), and each of us was a worshipper of a god who had been unmade - and we were the only people in existence with enough knowledge of the forgotten deities to assume their roles.
But two of the players were worshippers of Io (in his twin forms of Tiamat and Bahamut, who would of course form later after Ioâs âdeathâ), and only one could become Io. The other would have to be the un-created Asmodeus.
So the most just, honourable and dedicated Lawful Good paladin Iâve ever seen roleplayed became the god of tyranny and evil. If he hadnât, the gods would never have defeated the primordials, and the world would never have been completed.
In our setting, Asmodeus is every bit the epitome of evil you would expect him to be. Nobody but the gods who abide his presence know him as otherwise. He adheres to his role because he knows he has to - and that in doing so, the world can exist. He can never tell anyone his duty, and no-one who knows can ever discuss it.
In the farthest recesses of the Nine Hells, in a chamber sealed tighter than any other in existence is a pocketwatch of finest gnome craft with a photo of his family in it - his wife, son, and little baby girl.
They were killed by an orc army marching under the orders and banner of Asmodeus. Their deaths are what drove him to become an adventurer.
Goddamn
Iâm literally crying.
chelsea perettiâs opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies
people say âif you donât lower your standards, youâre gonna end up spending your whole life alone!â like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isnât willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think Iâm gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship.Â
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When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks⊠you listen. If she tells you that youâll find love despite being hurt in the past? Sheâs right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? Sheâs right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word
A small example of what it is like to live with chronic illnesses like mine
This applies to other conditions and neurotypes as well, such as autism. Also remember that spoons can be interchangeable, and that some activities may cost even more than stated here.