I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

Providing more Maurader (minus Peter) and Jily appreciation – 99% of these posts are things my friends and I have said at some point during college

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Something there...

Lily: There’s something sweet.. and almost kind...

Remus: But he was mean, and he was coarse and unrefined...

James: And he still is... His nose is gone!

Sirius: Cause Snape took it to make his extra long!

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Wise words from an idiot

Sirius, resting in the hospital wing from getting hit by a bludger: I’m a recovering idiot. I’m slowly learning the ways of life.

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James Potter and the Chocolate Factory

Lily, mid-rant: ...and they play morally ambiguous movies!

James, who has recently looked into muggle movies, nodding wisely: Willy Wonka

Lily: ...

Remus: ...

Sirius, also nodding: Willy Wonka

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The Grimmauld hellhole

Sirius, talking about his family: And I was never safe because I am the danger!

Remus and James, offering him tissues and hugs: Padfoot, no!

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Idiot in love

James: *attempting to flirt with Lily on the way to class* I love stalking – I MEAN walking with you!

James: ...

Lily: *rolling her eyes* I’ve had a hex I’ve been dying to use, so if you keep it up I’ll just have to practice it on you.

James: You’ve already cast your spell on me, sweetheart *eyebrow wiggle*

Lily: *points her wand at James, mumbling random Latin words*

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Monthly terrors

Group of girls sitting in the courtyard, talking about their periods: It’s so annoying how it happens each month!

Remus, off to the side reading a DADA book: I know exactly what you mean.

The girls, alarmed, yet continuing: I hate how my body rips itself apart every month...

Remus, sorrowful: Me too. I just get so angry, I’m like a monster.

The girls, fully face Remus, too shocked to answer: ...

Remus slams his book shut and turns to them: The blood may be bad, but chocolate helps.

Remus leaves the stunned girls and a wheezing Sirius and James.

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Snip snip

Remus: As your new prefect, I’ve been asked to remind you of the school’s safety guidelines.

Remus: Don’t go to the forbidden forest.

Remus: No dungbombs.

Remus: Close the windows at night. That’s just my opinion. It gets drafty.

Remus: And finally, *squints at McGonagall’s handwriting* ... don’t run with scissors? *glances accusingly at Sirius*

Sirius: Pffft! I don’t run with scissors. I cartwheel!

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James flirting with Lily

James: *kicks feet up on desk* So I heard you like bad boys

Lily: *hiding a smirk* Well you heard right

James: *visibly uncomfortable*

James: ...

James: Well I once set my cat on fire

Lily: *sitting up in shock* James that’s horrible!

James: *panicking* ... I put it out!