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[siriusmoons]

The Marauders on TikTok:

Remus: Has a lot of followers and really has no clue why. Most of his followers are lgbtq+. His videos don’t really match a certain theme, it’s just what ever he wants to do. Doesn’t post super frequently. 

Sirius: Most of his videos are James, Remus, and himself. Has a lot of people complimenting him in the comments constantly. He has a couple “couply” videos with Remus.  He probably goes live a lot.

James:  James mostly does comedy videos and dumb skits, sometimes featuring Sirius. He responds to every single comment that he possible can. He has a couple viral videos that are used at audios. 

Peter: Has one video of him baking a cheesecake, refuses to show his face on any of the other Marauder’s tiktoks. His only followers are from the one time that James pranked him. 

[moremauraders]

Monthly terrors

Group of girls sitting in the courtyard, talking about their periods: It’s so annoying how it happens each month!

Remus, off to the side reading a DADA book: I know exactly what you mean.

The girls, alarmed, yet continuing: I hate how my body rips itself apart every month...

Remus, sorrowful: Me too. I just get so angry, I’m like a monster.

The girls, fully face Remus, too shocked to answer: ...

Remus slams his book shut and turns to them: The blood may be bad, but chocolate helps.

Remus leaves the stunned girls and a wheezing Sirius and James.

[siriusmoons]

Mauraders era sexuality headcanons

Remus: Bi

Sirius: Gay

James: Doesn’t like labels. Would date a dude but mostly attracted to women

Peter: Asexual Heteroromantic

Lily: Straight but a good supporter

Marlene: Lesbian

Dorcas: Bi

Mary: Straight

Regulus: Pan

Severus: Very straight

[siriusmoons]

Lily may have always seemed that she disliked the Mauraders mischief, and sometimes she did, but most of the time she found it funny. She’d never actually tell them that though, in worries of growing any of their egos (more specifically James and Sirius)

[siriusmoons]

My favorite Mauraders era gender identity headcanons

Remus: Trans Male (He/Him)

Sirius: Genderfluid (He/They/She)

Marlene:Non-Binary (They/She)

Dorcas: Non-Binary (They/Them)

Regulus: Doesn’t use a label (He/They)

[siriusmoons]

The amount of gender envy I have for both Remus and Sirius should be illegal

[siriusmoons]

James’ Valentine’s card to Lily: Lily, ily. Get it? ily, like the three last letters from your name but also I love you. Because I do love you.

-Your soulmate, James Potter.

[siriusmoons]

Remus: Who needs therapy when you’ve got chocolate and sweaters?