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@moreofvelcoria
❦: For Rean ❤ : And Rex from H!Chii
Revan happily accepts peanut butter cookies from her stepmother. Prefers chocolate chip, but daddy is allergic and currently very “chew happy”. So those are not on the menu.
Rex always accepts gifts from and of the wife this time of year. Especially once the kids are asleep or staying at grandma’s house.
❤ ❤ ❤ Will you be my muse’s valentine? ❤ ❤ ❤
Send ❤ if your muse wants to be a romantic valentine.
send ❦ if they want to be a platonic valentine.
send ❦ + ❤ if they wouldn’t mind being a platonic valentine but secretly want to be a romantic valentine.
"Dad please..." it was a sad plea, barely above a whisper, they paused to take a deep breath "Mom...She was having a bad day, I thought I could help take her mind off of it if we went out and had some fun, but I think I only made it worse. I'll tell you where we are, just please don't make a scene-not here"
"I'm just going to grab her and bring you and her home."
"Dad can you come pick me up?..." the child on the other side of Barth's phone sounded close to tears "I don't wanna hang out with mom anymore, she went into a bar and I doupt she's gonna come out"
(I know who this is from because of the continued misspelling of Barthe. I find it adorable honestly XD @shichishi-chii)
"She what!? Where are you. I need to have a talk with your mother."
Chii certainly wasn't expecting this response, and maybe if Mitsu didn't say anything she'd have gone on with the make out session without complaint "Ugh! you just had to ruin it by talking" but then she spoke, causing Chii to groan and roughly shove her away "Only to take your food and drinks, this little hovel makes for a decent pantry" and with that she'd disappear. Along with half of the food in their house.
"You'll be back. You know you will."
"My only resolution this year; Is to finally get you fuckers out of my life for good" Chii would snap, chugging her bottle of Saki with one hand while flipping off Barthe and the consorts with the other.
Mitsu smirked, clearly enjoying the first time she'd been able to drink Sake in a while. And while Keiko was clearly sneering, Mitsu was all too happy to hang on the younger fox and make-out with her in front of Barthe and the others. "Funny you're saying that when you came back to the harem willingly, Chii."
"That's exactly right dear" Chii was quick to reply to avoid making things awkward "but I wouldn't want to ask the storks for a baby if you weren't ok with it. Your important to me Revan and i want you to be happy before we ask the storks"
The half-elf girl beamed. "Ask the stork!"
"Oh wow, you're a Salamander! W-welcome to our establishment miss!" Monroe says to Bridgette, greeting her with a bow. "Its a real treat to see one of your kind here, um, I don't mean anything by that, I just admire your species and culture is all."
Bridgette walked in to the store, she wasn't really sure what was here, but maybe she could find a place to read. Then the other person talked to her. "Thank... you? I mean, if you're into a culture that glorifies martial prowess over everything else."
Random Baking and Food Sentences
“Extra virgin oil? Raw sugar? I don’t know who I’m dating.”
“Do we have pure vanilla extract?”
“I can’t eat vanilla extract! It’s made with alcohol!”
“Why do you have so many baking supplies? You’re a robot.”
“Letting me put in the salt? Trust exercise. You don’t know my people’s relationship with salt.”
“A teaspoon, not a tablespoon. No, not a tablespoon. Not a tablespoon!”
“I grabbed another tablespoon… Why do we have so many tablespoons?”
“I don’t know what I’m making. I’m only loosely following the recipe.”
“It’s back in the oven with some foil over it, matte side down.”
“I saw it was drooping and I thought I had to do something to keep the top from burning, so I got the foil.”
“I remembered that from physics. Physics saved my cake. Thank you physics.”
“High school physics class saved my cake.”
“To clarify, I have no idea what I am doing. I just wanted to get rid of this chocolate concoction.”
“You put cheese in it? Why did you put cheese in it?!”
“I put cheese in everything, _! I thought you knew that by now!”
“Watch how hard I can throw a pizza.”
“Why does your kitchen look like bakery exploded and had no insurance?”
“Cookies are a way to anyone’s heart.”
“I would love your cooking, I really would, if it tasted like anything.”
“So, how did your cake turn out?”
“The cake collapsed…just like everything else in my life!”
“I have never made this before and I don’t know what I’m doing. Please, help.”
“If it sounds like I’m crying, I’m not. I’m just stressing over this recipe.”
“This is food to your people?”
“You are aware you shouldn’t put metal in a microwave, right?”
“I wasn’t aware you shouldn’t put metal in a microwave.”
“It said heat the butter until creamy, but…do you think completely melted will still work?”
“It’s melted? Just put it in the freezer and wait a bit.”
“So, I put it in the freezer, and waited, and now it’s frozen. We have to heat it all over again.”
“So, I recently found out I can’t eat nutmeg, many forms of gelatin, nor most extract… My life is over.”
“Hey, guess, what? Did you know a lot of red food dye is made with bugs? I can’t eat those.”
“Quick question: Is this safe for me to eat?”
“This is made with pork, huh? I’ll have to pass.”
“Oh… Shellfish, huh? Looks like I won’t be tasting that.”
“My god! How much nutmeg did you put in this thing?”
“Hm… Are sure you only added a pinch of salt?”
“I just bit into a huge pocket of flour…”
“I’m so sorry! I thought I mixed it long enough!”
“It said to mix until smooth. It looked smooth to me.”
“It sure doesn’t taste like you mixed it until smooth.”
“I can’t get the cake out of its form.”
“Did you remember to oil and powder the cake form before putting the batter in?”
“So, I think I need a new oven.”
“The oven burnt the cake on one side and undercooked it on the other. I’d be livid, but I’m frankly impressed.”
“Why do I like baking? It’s chemistry, with delicious results.”
“I burnt my hand trying to take the cake out of the oven and dropped everything on the ground. So, now I am both hurt and cakeless.”
“I don’t cry over spilled milk, but spilled batter… I have to clean all this up.”
“How did you get batter in the back of your hair?”
“There’s really not enough vegan recipes in this house.”
“Did you just take that out without gloves?”
Send "Icons only" and something for my muse to react to
And I will show my muse's reaction using only icons (1-5) and no text
send one of the following emojis to grab my muse!
GRAB my muse’s…
💪 arm
🗣️ back of the neck
🍑 butt
💞 cheeks
👁️ hair
🤝 hand
👐 hips
🤏 jaw
🗡️ neck
🙍♀️ shoulders
🌠 wrist
BONUS: also send one (or more) of the following emojis to say how or why you’re grabbing my muse!
😠 aggressively
😂 as a joke
🥰 gently
😘 lovingly
😨 scared
😈 to hurt them
😊 to make sure yours isn’t hurt
😎 to protect them
🥺 to stop them from leaving
😟 worried
Give my muse a pet you think they’d like!!
Could be any kind of pet you can think of! Nothing’s off limits!
send ❤ to just. grab my muse and kiss the HELL out of them. just do it.
@monstersofftheranch continued from here ~ X
His smirk still irks her in some ways because he’s too cocky, however he’s already won the prize. Weak to the kiss shared Serinaty enjoyed it while it lasts before parting to give the Cheshire cat a smile. “Thanks for the taste.”
With that said another sip of her hot cocoa is taken looking about the chilly igloo they stay hidden in. “You know he can still find us if he searched for our soul link?”
“You’re welcome to get a taste whenever you wish. That is your right as my girlfriend, is it not?” Charlie sips his cocoa, enjoying the time and his girlfriend’s presence. “I’m aware that he could, if he wanted to. But I’m glad he is deciding to not bother us and that snow can actually be fashioned into something other than icy misery.”
Charlie wants nothing to do with the snow, unless Serinaty is in it. And igloos aren’t too bad, rather cozy really. Perfect places to kiss your girlfriend and drink cocoa away from prying butler eyes.
Cup held aside a moment as she leans over ever slight to have a taste again. Him drinking this hot cocoa makes the feline taste better and she can’t deny being addicted.
“One more.” Give her a taste of those lips.
Charlie smirked, putting his cup down to hold her chin. “But of course. One simply is not enough.” The Cheshire’s lips pressed once more against her own, taking his time to let her get the taste she wanted.
Chii giggled, taking Revan's hand and slowing her down taking hold of her shoulder to turn her around. Getting down on her knee before the fae child "W-Would...Would you want to be one soon? I mean...Would you be ok with Chii and daddy having a baby?"
“You have to ask the Storks to bring one and they take almost a year to deliver them. That’s what daddy said.”
Chii was walking Revan to school today, wanting to be the one to give the fea child the happy news "Revan, how would you feel about becoming a big sister?"
Revan looked up at Chii, “I would be a gweat big sis’ser.” She didn’t quite connect the meaning, but the now kindergartener half-elf puffed out her chest, clearly confindent in her statement.
