Roads Untraveled

[babyanimalgifs]

[littlewitchlingrowan]

SHES SO HAPPY!

[morganchance17]

Omg it's a grey Satch @kiss-my-irish-ass❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[sheldony]

[bossyasfvck]

@boobs-and-blondes

[aestheticallypleasingurmom]

Is that a wrench omg

[morganchance17]

It just gets better everytime

[lyricallyaesthetic]

[maxblum]

[little-miss-disney]

When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

[survness]

[smmamm]

friend: are you okay? me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

[bobbymoynihans]

[mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated]

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

[2000ish]

remember when Stitch died?

[shezjustquiet-deactivated202006]

No. Okay? NO. YOU ARE NOT ABOUT BRING UP AND HAVE EVERYONE REMEMBER ALL THOSE HORRIBLE EMOTIONS WE WERE FEELING WHEN THIS HAPPENED. NO .YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

dont let tumblr make you think it’s not okay to

drink the whiskey drinks

drink the vodka drinks

drink the lager drinks

drink the cider drinks

drink the drinks that remind you of the good times

sing the songs that remind you of the better times

[small-funny]

get knocked down

get back up again

[morganchance17]

I like don't know if I can text you? Or like if we are still pals? I'm super great at life rn.

[blackcanarys-movedblogs-deactiv]

[zooophagous]

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom

[a-cumberbatch-of-cookies]

Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.

[sinnamonrollsolo]

fuck that was deep man

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

[morganchance17]

@kiss-my-irish-ass

[jackstripes]

look, my name is patrick. either you call me patrick or you call me nothing.

[whiskyandoldspice]

sometimes i feel so bad for lucifer

imagine you’re a little kid and you have the coolest dad in the whole world like he takes you to baseball games all the time and teaches you how to drive an ATV and sits up on friday nights with you eating pizza rolls and watching cartoons

and then one day he brings home a thousand fucking ferrets or something

and they smell and they’re shitting all over your house and he just sits around playing with the ferrets and ignoring you and you’re like “dad what the fuck” and he’s all “aren’t these ferrets gr8 i want you to do whatever they tell you to do and you have to love them you have to love them“ 

and you’re like “dad have you gone off the deep end you gotta get rid of the ferrets man”

and then he kicks you out of the house

[cellobeer-deactivated20200726]

Bravo analogy

[enernies-with-benefits]

When i was a kid my mom and i had a code word to let her know when i needed her to say no. For instance if a kid at school asked me to come over and stay the night but i really didnt want to, id call my mama and ask her, and then end it with “please, Mom?” I never call my mama Mom, just Mama or Moomoo, so she would know immediately to say that I was grounded or had too much homework or some other bullshit. We also had a system the other way around, so if i called her to see how her date was going and she needed an out, she would call me babydoll and id tell her i heard scary noises and was frightened and needed her to come home or something. Anyways, my point is that every family should hqve a system of codes to keep them safe. Go do that.

[recyclemore-bitchless]

Dude. Family life on point.

[morganchance17]

@kiss-my-irish-ass Pepsi or orange juice! Show mahm this post. Tell her she did well. ❤

[weloveshortvideos]

Didn’t expect that.

[prince-snoozy]

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

[mtv]

[tyleroakley]

don’t hate it

[morganchance17]

@almost-joshua here's a mash-up that you could do😂