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@morgoth-the-darkone
PSA: I’m fucking awesome.
I would have loved to see Ecthelion return from the fountain instead of drowning, all soaking wet, hair disheveled and armor ruined, the (broken) helm in hand, with full on swagger like YES I KILLED YOU WITH MY HELMET YOU FUCKER
I CAN’T FUCKING REBLOG THIS ENOUGH.
YES I KILLED YOU WITH MY HELMET YOU FUCKER.
Send “I licked it, so it’s mine.” for your muse to say this after having done so to claim them.
Or, send “Did you just lick me?” for my muse to do the same to yours.
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Feanor meets his children in Mandos’ Halls. By ElfinFen. ashurei_art. Credit to the artist.
@first-son-of-finwe
Maybe if you hadn’t been a dick... none of this would have happened, but... you’re... you.
i think about this a lot
The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.
he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career
protect him
reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left
people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.
Also that photo on the right is from like 2010 when he specifically and intentionally gained weight for that unfortunately lame family comedy Furry Vengeance
This is from earlier this year
Protect Brendan like we protect Terry Crews
I read his GQ article and was really moved
getting up at 6 am by choice: wow what a beautiful sunrise! the house is so peaceful and quiet. i feel really tired but i don’t have to do anything but just sit here and enjoy the morning. what a pleasant feeling
getting up at 6 am because you have to: these covers draped upon my mortal coil have become the dirt above my casket. my corpse refuses to unsettle the earth to rise from its grave. i have been dead for centuries and have no intentions to assimilate once more into the tragic world of the living
Who the fuck gets up at 6am by CHOICE?
"Y'know... I have *always* wanted to bang you... just to say that I did..." Melkor started, a smirk tugging on his lips. "I mean... there are other reasons... but that's the main one." ((I'm sorry. I can't control him, he's a terrible person. Also. Your cat is adorable.))
“Too bad, the feelings are not returned.” Eönwë crossed his arms over his chest and ruffled his feathers up, his eyes squinting at the Vala before him.
“Oh, come on. Manwe and I are practically twins… and I haven’t done anything that warrants such a disapproving glance recently,” he said, staring sidelong at his brother’s herald with shimmering golden eyes. “In fact, I’ve been pretty well-behaved to say the least, I think the Void’s changed me. You should give me another chance, your lord certainly is.”
“Twins does not mean that you are the same. And time spent in the Void does not mean that you have changed.” He huffed, his body shaking and ruffling his feathers up, letting them settle more naturally. “I do not trust you, and I doubt I will.”
“No. It does not mean that we are the same... but Suli is all about forgiveness,” he said, staring aloft slightly at his wings. He was always such a suspicious bird. “And I have repented for my wrongdoings to the Quendi; I was completely serious when I did so as well... you should consider giving me the benefit of the doubt.”
send me “if i were dating you” anons
Morrigan: I should drink from the Well of Sorrows. I know how to use this Magic Elf Water better than anyone, including a Dalish Elf who’s been steeped in their culture’s history, legends, culture, and magic literally since birth. Let me do it. I’ve read some books written by humans so I’m definitely the best choice to use this magic made by, for, and to do specifically with the god (of Justice!!) worshiped by the Dalish elves. I shall drink from the Well of Sorrows. I shall take the magic bath.
Lavellan:
I love Grunkle Stan.
"Y'know... I have *always* wanted to bang you... just to say that I did..." Melkor started, a smirk tugging on his lips. "I mean... there are other reasons... but that's the main one." ((I'm sorry. I can't control him, he's a terrible person. Also. Your cat is adorable.))
“Too bad, the feelings are not returned.” Eönwë crossed his arms over his chest and ruffled his feathers up, his eyes squinting at the Vala before him.
“Oh, come on. Manwe and I are practically twins... and I haven’t done anything that warrants such a disapproving glance recently,” he said, staring sidelong at his brother’s herald with shimmering golden eyes. “In fact, I’ve been pretty well-behaved to say the least, I think the Void’s changed me. You should give me another chance, your lord certainly is.”
My two favorite people.
(after absorbing quite a lot of fashion design ideas and)
“Lieutenant”
finished from this
I think the fandom is dead, Jim.
By the way, just in case this helps someone -
COOKING - creativity is okay
BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)
BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods
PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here
well that’s fairly accurate