Lounging in a concerned way

I'm just here to yell at all the RQG peeps on yet another platform.

[aidaronan]

sorry i haven't read your fic yet it's been in my open tabs for 8 months

[franzis-frantic-thoughts]

@mori-stuff

[holoxam]

Zolf sketch time :3

[franzis-frantic-thoughts]

[ID: The domino-effect meme template. The smallest domino is labelled “some dog disregards a velvet rope”, the largest one is labelled “You’re fighting alongside that dog, which is now a human hybrid in metal armour, in a war to save the world” /end ID]

Curtesy of @koscheyyy​ in a conversation with @mori-stuff​ on discord. Which got me thinking that Carter’s life is just so fucking funny.

Some dog disregards a velvet rope > Your funding gets cut > You become unemployed and get stranded in Cairo > An underworld mob boss hires you > You’re desperate and take the job > You break into an ancient tomb because you might as well get to explore it somehow > You get cursed > Everything’s your fault > You pay for a goth girl’s drink while her friends start a pub brawl > This is your fault > You get uncursed > You go to prison > You break out of prison > You break back into the ancient tomb > You fall into a spike trap > The goth girl nearly becomes your friend > You go back to prison > You are in prison for about a year > The guy who put you in prison breaks you out of prison > You try to get in his pants but fail > The world has gone to shit and you’re told you have to save it > You have two more companions > All of them know the goth girl but nobody knows where she is > You go to Japan > It’s raining > You get to stab a bunch of guys and steal a bunch of shit > This isn’t what you went to uni for but it’s still fun somehow > You get in the sailor’s pants > Two of the goth girl’s friends show up > You learn the goth girl didn’t make it > You help the goth girl’s friends, one of your companions, and a new person escape from Shoin’s Institute > You all get wasted together for a week straight > Suddenly Kobolds? > You leave Japan on a flying bomb?? > You get turned into A Kobold??? > You get turned back and die > You un-die. > You live on a bear now. > This is fine. > You help make the bomb fly again. > You prepare to fly the bomb into a dragon. > Like an actual fucking dragon. > Einstein brings a bunch of people to help you fight the dragon. > There is a dog on two legs in armour. > Of course there is. > Sure. Fine. Whatever. > It’s just one of those days ™ > You teleport off the bomb just before it hits the dragon. > You are on a tower fighting zombies. > The dog is helping. > You win and save the world. > You also doom the world. > The fight is over. > The dog is a dog again. > Did you hallucinate the last two hours or so??? > You learn this is the dog that disregarded a velvet rope two years ago and fucked you over in the first place.

[incorrect-rqg]

Hamid, after the ‘Pop’ Incident: The risk was calculated.

Hamid, still smoldering slightly: And man, I am good at maths.

[microwave-art]

[incorrect-rqg]

Ah yes, Rusty Quill Gaming. Featuring such highlights as:

3' tall capitalist lizard gets converted to socialism

Gay Donald Trump throws a dog off a roof

Fanboy has a bad breakup, sulks for awhile, then becomes God

Socially inept goth girl tells everyone she's dead inside

Local 10 year old won't shut up about how his girlfriend is a hunter

Diversity win! That girl from your highschool math textbook who bought 100,000 marbles is POC and bisexual!

Trans rights but with explosions

Also featuring!

All your favourite late 19th century celebrities, but now they're gay and sad!

[nymphofnovels]

“Petty little dictator with a kink for obfuscation” is still one of the best descriptions I’ve heard in a story.

[vampyreblogger]

media doesn't generally make me cry. but "it's been so long that you all speak latin in my dreams" never fails to make me sob

[splonkblonk]

reading his favourite book 

[arcanesplashes]

Early campaign Wilde my beloved???

(it's also on redbubble as a design hehh)

[thepromisedbride]

for the record if the episode starts and then instantly “hello listener. apologies for the deception” im not even going to be mad. i’ll full well listen to the whole thing, probably three times in a row at least, and respect their dedication to the bit

[shardsofstainedglass]

finally got around to finishing my Wilde in Damascus sketch, poor guy he was really going through it

Text above reads: "Wilde's Fine! Stop Asking!" and the ID is in alt text

[evieebun125]

080 | Araneous

Here is my Tzelicrae character Araneous (They/he/she) for a Wildsea game I’m in<3

[ID: A digital drawing of Araneous a Wildsea OC. They stand in a slouched pose with a Cross spider on their right index finger. Araneous is a Tzelicrae with a web silk acting as their skin, they are wearing a cracked white bird like mask with eight eye holes. They have a fur shawl covering cracked leather armor, their frayed skirt is black with red and white diamond patterns. They have tall black crampons on and high dark red gloves. They are carrying climbing supplies on their back and sides. /End ID]

[angryducktimemachine]

This scene just still gets me 💀 so I drew a meme for it.

[ID: a digital, fully coloured drawing of Earhart and Zolf from the podcast Rusty Quill Gaming. The drawing is split in two panels.

Earhart is a white gnome with messy, light brown hair and a tail with light brown fur at the end. They are wearing an aviator hat with turquoise feathers sticking out on the back. She's wearing a red coat with a white fur collar over a white shirt.

Zolf is a white dwarven man with short white hair and a white, braided beard. He is wearing a dark grey coat over a grey sweater.

In the first panel is Earhart with her arms crossed, looking towards the left with furrowed eyebrows.

Text beneath them says "Mr. Smith, whatcha got there?"

In the second panel is Zolf, he is holding a cup and looking towards the right with an unimpressed expression and slightly raised eyebrows. Behind him is a box that says "Mutiny Plans."

Text beneath him says "Uhm... A smoothie?"

They are set against a plain beige background. The artists signature "ÄngryDuckTimeMachine" is set in white in the left upper corner. /End ID]

[incorrect-rqg]

Wilde: Please don’t kill me, I’m married

Miscellaneous bad guy: You think I give a shit?

Wilde: No, you misunderstand me. This isn’t a plea for mercy, it’s a warning

Zolf, breaking down the door, glaive in hand: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BARD?

[angryducktimemachine]

Don't know if this has been done before but i was already working on this meme for an OC of mind so I just kinda. Transferred into RQG Fanart after that 😭

[angryducktimemachine]

"Die Sonne scheint aus meinen Augen

Sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen

Und die Welt zählt laut bis 10"

- Sonne (Rammstein)

I did a big drawing y'all.

REALLY wanted to do something with Kobolds and Dragons and then I was like mhhh Skraak and then I went MHHHHH Guivres and here we are.

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