at this point i’m too afraid to ask

25 ~ she/her ~ capt_earhart on ao3 nerd and happy to chat about it

[intergalacticfrog]

jealous elisar. jelisar. if you will.

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[lesbianenjolras]

the x files isnt about aliens or conspiracy its about finding a million other ways to say i love you

[pnglove]

let’s get cozy with mama

[aro-geo-turtle]

HER SURNAME IS JUST SURNAME??!?!?

[shardsofstainedglass]

ok, was a little behind with this week's goblins ep, but it might be my favorite so far. jealous Elisar AND worried Elisar? seducing Elizabeth into a soul deal with the promise of paperwork? bone sack win? a song? Mike LeBeau?? the actual devil? I'm having a great time!!

[cirrus-grey]

Enough oddities are piling up by now that I feel confident tossing my hat in the theory ring to say that I think Elizabeth is actually, genuinely, legitimately a troll (or at least has troll heritage)

Partly because it would explain how she's able to withstand Nix's harassment but mostly because I think it would be funny as hell

[briony-poisoned]

I love that Tripe couldn’t be tempted by literally anything but you give Elizabeth a pile of paperwork and she’s on your evil horse and off to the demonic Tesco in like two seconds

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[rarebird22]

Almost 57 years ago!

[plaidscully]

Mulder & Scully will wake up in the middle of the night & instinctively reach for the phone to call each other only to remember they sleep in the same bed now so they can just turn over

[scullee]

*scully whispering two inches from mulders face at 2am*: mulder it’s me

[clown-alchemist]

You'll be minding your own business watching the x files and then bam. Gillian Anderson prettiest woman on earth. okay now back to the aliens impregnating zoo animals

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[lysimachias]

Not "The Character did nothing wrong" or "The Character is irredeemably awful" but a secret third thing: The Character may display moments of deep love & compassion, may even have a strong sense of ethics, and may also be capable of brutal cruelty that is irreconcilable with those traits. The constant tension between the different sides of The Character's nature is exactly what makes them compelling, and attempting to reduce them down to simply "a terrible person" or "innocent & misunderstood" is missing the point of the questions a media with nuanced characters is asking you to consider

[lakemojave]

I've seen 3 of the 4 john wick movies and I love how all the dialogue is like. A dude will go like "Is that you John Wick?" And John Wick will go "Yeah..." and the guy will go "You doing some John Wicking tonight?" And John Wick will go "Something Like That..." And the dude will go "Shame it had to be this way" and John Wick will go "I'm Sorry..." and then John Wick caves the dude's head in with a giant wooden mallet. And it rules.

[lakemojave]

The rest of the dialogue is just outtakes from the Vampire the Masquerade player's manual

[fexalted]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[shardsofstainedglass]

responsibility and other inconveniences (2404 words) by capt_earhart Fandom: The X-Files Mulder and Scully get into a little trouble doing something they probably shouldn't have. So of course they call Skinner.

just because the fbi reassigns your agents to a new boss doesn't mean that you can wash your hands of all responsibility for them, its not that easy to get rid of these two

[ehyde]

“Grace! Why Eridian drawing on your words of encouragement, question?”

I’d never shown Rocky the cards and drawings that were sent with me before. “Eridian drawing?” I look at the symbol he’s pointing his texture gun at. “What do you mean?”

“Is simple way to draw Eridian. Like simple human next to it.” The simple human in question is a stick figure. And — rotationally symmetric, five equal limbs — yeah, I can see it. The Eridian stick figure equivalent. “Not possible for humans to know we meet,” Rocky says. 

“They didn’t,” I say. “On Earth, that’s how we draw a star.”