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[gods-awesomest-jester]

My design of Life! Plus some of my Death x Life propaganda underneath.

[basmuee]

Hey so did you know this game is great.

I suck at it but it’s great I swear

[some-pers0n]

Hey you ever think about The Characters so much to the point where

[some-pers0n]

Even worse when you can't articulate your own thoughts and it just ends up feeling like this

[candieduranium]

rb to stare at a mutual like this:

[otiksimr]

@ohabeeeeeee @some-chaos

[gods-awesomest-jester]

@booooones @morismentos @theshadowrai @dijial0wally @gl1tt3r-gutz-and-r0b0tz-sl

Hehe

[booooones]

[booooones]

[morismentos]

Thanks for the Catherine Imamura headcanons, can you do some Harriet x Candice headcanons? It is one of the strange ships in the fandom but I think it is neat! =]

i also think it’s neat!! and very silly to me

in a semi ironic way (workout coach and literal Sweet) though they Are pretty similar, (from what you can guise from Candice)

anyhow!

- i dooo think they would work together more often then not (usually starting with harriet’s (semi unprompted) advice about candices events) 

- harriet also finds herself craving waldo’s burgers ect ect and is so mad about it (ofc she doesn’t eat them ever but the thought is was counts)

- they are each others number one fans, the optimism is blinding

- i think a lot of their relationship would be playful competition (candice still has yet to beat harriet’s record)

- i can’t decide if either candice teaches harriet the flash step thing (the way she moves across the room) or she just never teachers unless she join the secret ninja . thing i forgot what it was called. both are pretty funny to me 

i can’t come up with too much but they are again pretty neat! and that’s all you need really

(i also think harriet would get a soft spot for sweets not that she would let anyone know)

[booooones]

Hello my friend, I am sorry for the inconvenience. I'm trying to get my family out of the Gaza war. My father is sick and needs medical care, and the costs of treating this are high. Can you help me with this? I will be really grateful to you.

I'll spread the word for you🙏 I hope your family and your father especially get all the help you need

[morismentos]

look at my wonderfully thrilling gameplay

[lunarlights-world]

Fellow Have a Nice Death fans, y’all know how the characters died? I’ve seen something with the disco head guy died, but what about the others? I’m genuinely curious

[gods-awesomest-jester]

@booooones @morismentos and anyone else who knows Have a Nice Death lore, come help me out here 😭

Patrick died from an accident in a restaurant kitchen, when someone stole his glasses. He was so blind, he overcooked the meal and caused a nuclear explosion.

Disco head guy is named Claude, and his head was crushed by a disco ball at a party right before his retirement

[booooones]

*crack knuckles* alright... here we go

• Pierce Görske died from choking on a toothpick

• Waldo froze to Death

• Major Pliskhan blown up by a warhead missile

• Jerry got hit by a car

• Pump Quinn got crushed in a garage truck

• Mark was murdered

• Harriet..."[passed] away in a dramatic hang-gliding javelin-throwing competition" so I assumed either crashed or got impaled... or both

• Burt slipped on a banana peel and got impaled by a sign post

• Muriel dived into a pool of steel pins (in the name of art ig)

• Camille starved to death

• R.J. Baron had his skull crushed by a solid gold golf trophy

• Horace was struck by lightening

• Heisenberg died from drug overdose

• Claude's head was crushed by a disco ball

• Patrick put his food inside a nuclear reactor instead of the microwave and blew up

Characters that are also dead but it isn't stated how they died:

• Candice

• Gordon Grimes (I think he was human, idk)

• Joe

• Will Hung

• Leon Clean

[gods-awesomest-jester]

Can you do:

Maxxx with J10

Waldo with I8

Candice with J3

Catherine Imamura with E8

Maxxx again with G7

Thanks for all the work you do! =]

Slight blood warning ⚠️

Finally done! Sorry for the long wait 😅 It was really fun to draw all of these X]

[booooones]

I earnestly seek your support for my family in Gaza. This fundraiser stands as our beacon of hope, our lifeline amidst the depths of despair. With profound sorrow, I implore your generosity as we endure this unimaginable ordeal. Your contribution can mean the difference between survival and oblivion for my family, and for this, we are eternally grateful. Please, help us to rebuild our life and pursue my PhD study as as there is no guarantee of safety here. kindly read my story, donate if you can, share if you could not.

sorry I can't donate, but I'll spread the word for you 🖤

[booooones]

how about life? or jerry ? dealers choice

*slurp*

thanks for the request ♪ヽ(´▽｀)/

[booooones]

Maybe a little Life doodle? 👀

such a sore loser... (´д｀|||)

thanks for the request!! (*｀▽´*)

[gods-awesomest-jester]

Candice headcanons pls? She is my 3rd favorite! Thank you in advance. =]

You got it!

Candice talks at a rapid pace most of the time, so fast that hardly anyone can understand her.

Candice hardly ever interacts with Waldo, and instead prefers to visit Maxxx occasionally (they were once part of the same department)

Candice stores small sugary snacks in their frosting, and will randomly pluck some out and eat it in public.

Candice very literally bounces of the walls when on an unusually high sugar rush, and has to be chased down.

Sometimes, Candice can be found eating away at her own lollipop weapon.

That’s all for now, thank you so much for the ask!

[pinkstickfigure]

Did some more fanart.

[booooones]

the man, the myth, the Claude

(based off this lol)