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debra wilson, 2001.

my super inflammatory game design opinion is that no game should ever encourage you to to play every day. yes, this includes animal crossing.

getrealprim

I complained about this the other day but Animal Crossing literally puts roaches in your house if you stop playing, and makes you return for days in a row and squash all of the roaches before they go away. Villagers react in disgust if they come into your house like this

There have been times I’ve tried to get back into Animal Crossing, but that outright disdain for a player who doesn’t play every day is clear. It punishes you for taking a break and the punishment is more daily log ins.

meatsound

morrowind is so funny because imagine youre released from prison in utah (important: you are not from utah) told to report to a guy and you show up and its the most roided out 65 year old ever and you look around and there are crack pipes under all the furniture. and then he welcomes you into the CIA

littleguymart

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vivsart

2 dimensional design homework

beardedmrbean

klapollo

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

klapollo

cutecipher

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

starsaylas

this shit genuinely helps me I’m not even joking I thank god everyday for this post

h4nifah

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

mentalhellonline

feldfrog

Whales have a heart the size of a small car. Imagine if they learned the true meaning of Christmas

daylights-rain

that's right

senatortedcruz

I am in fucking tears

petr1kov

canon dialogue

trekheritageposts

star trek heritage post (May 8th, 2018)

pseudomantis

Why do they keep taking away their swag/cuteness

pseudomantis

The raptors one is the most painful one for me they literally had a dinosaur playing basketball in their logo maybe the coolest thing in the fucking world and they were like let's get rid of him