[funnytwittertweets]

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[masterqifrey]

weathering with you (2010) dir. makoto shinkai

[memeuplift]

[tifacatsblog]

[heyitssmim]

its them again why do the lesbian pr0n girls keep showing up on my tumblr dash

[grimeclown]

Because they’re having a good time being different sized

[bacchanalium]

Some dude in 2020: You should not judge a historical figure, a man from the past, by the modern ethics! He was a product of his time. 500 years ago his actions were completely normal! It’s present-ism, we can’t judge… bla-bla-bla…

People from 500 years ago: Oh my, this guy is such a bastard, a genocidal butcher, a total piece of garbage. Let’s keep records of this douche so people from the future shall hate him too. 

[shining-dawn]

[explorerrowan]

Columbus’s crew were writing about what a genocidal monster he was. There were mutinies and uprisings by his crews and colonists constantly. If his contemporaries were willing to risk the ire of the queen of Spain to oppose him, we have every right to call him out on it too.

[orriculum]

my roommate is simultaneously trying to calm down before her phone interview and psych herself up so she’s playing the animal crossing music but also striking power poses every few seconds

[jextaime]

The fallen Angel Lucifer and the Moon on March 31 2020

[radcybergoth]

This is the only post I ever want to look at ever again

[mentally-homeless]

This person: *takes photo of moon surrounded by clouds* Ah yes, I know exactly which mid-19th century painting of a biblical winged nude beefcake this reminds me of

[call-me-remi]

...When & why did groceries get so goddamn expensive...?

Just noticing that while I generally buy similar stuff each week, my grocery bill keep fucking growing.

[the-bogside-man]

It's due to inflation and the supply chain breakdown because of the overreach of the lockdowns, combined with the fact that the Department of Agriculture is incentivizing farmers to destroy and reduce crop numbers in order to drive up market prices. Then you have Bill Gates and these corporations buying all the farmland, for record low prices because all the mom-and-pop operations went bankrupt because Walmart was essential but their business wasn't. They're setting us up for an artificial shortage and combining it with inflation so that most people can't afford meat, which is their admitted goal they're really big on pushing right now; reducing meat consumption 'to reduce carbon footprint'. They want you broke and eating the bug burgers.

[silverscreenx]

Beautifully said

[roachswallower]

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

[unclefather]

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

[that-twink-over-there]

And she's right

[angryschnauzer]

She's gonna be a supervisor

[venomvixin]

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

[savesuho-blog]

i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes

[octoswan]

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

[marisatomay]

my brain feels like it’s on fire and my stomach hurts because i can’t stop laughing every time i see these two tweets

[redvelvetwishtree]

[sussura]

People will say “write what you know!” But I know so little

[tlaquetzqui]

“Bad books on writing tell you to ‘write what you know’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.”

—Joe Haldeman

[pondofreflection]

What a perfectly brutal comment.