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i ❤️ tsc, paul weller & oasis ‧˚꒰🐾୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ

[yesimbeatle]

[morninggloryhole]

[elyonholic]

— Scrubs: S08Ep19

[morninggloryhole]

noel comparing getting oasis back togethr with taking an ex wife on holiday… so basially he got divorced from liam and noel sees him as his ex wife

well, did

[morninggloryhole]

how i feel posting ten times within the span of three days and then dissapearing for antoher three months

[morninggloryhole]

ily noelweller where wellers clearly the daddy that noel needs

[morninggloryhole]

tween liam being a homeless prostitute with nothing when hfb noel takes him under his wing and looks after him. liam keeps trying to hint at noel for sex since thats the only thing hes used to from men noels age but slowly he starts to realise all noel wants is for him to be okay and safe and since he never had any kids of his own he feels like liams the son he never had

influenced by the film jetboy (2001) that i just watched

[dogliam]

Liam peeing during rough sex so noel makes him wear a diaper and liam secretly loves it

[omega-noel]

[omega-noel]

I understand the liking of Liam bottoming because woah I also really fucking love the trope of grooming and underage and all that (it's the essence of gcest) but tell me in my face right now I DARE YOU to tell me Noel is a full stone top LMAO

PT: Also my gf really tries to discuss with me about Take Me, and I've never refused it implies Liam bottoms but also you can't take me out of the comfort of Noel getting pounded from roadie era to current fat old man

[reasonablygoodbuy]

living on yogurt and apples #morrisseydiet

[danaes-silver-hammer]

The myth (?) of the Oasis + Maradona coked up orgy in Buenos Aires, 1998

In light of Oasis coming back to Argentina in a week, have the story of how in 1998 Maradona invited Liam and Noel to a "party" and ended up undressing them, told by Cristian Castro, who was hosting the party in his hotel room lmao (w/subtitles by yours truly)

For context ⬇️

Cristian Castro is a mexican singer, one of the best selling latin american artists of all time, and like most musicians, back in the day he was known for having parties, drugs, women etc. He's been living in Argentina for years now and he was friends with Diego Maradona. Since Diego was technically in house arrest at the time he couldn't actually rent a hotel room so that's why he was staying in Cristian's.

The interesting bit is that his story matches most of the brothers' versions except for the part that it was Diego's room (it wasn't, but they wouldn't know) and they said they left early while Cristian says they stayed and it all went, well. What's funny is that most people here in Argentina believe Cristian Castro bc he usually doesn't have a filter for these things and always ends up airing people's dirty laundry on accident lmao. But that's the mystery of the coked up orgy in Buenos Aires during the BHN tour.

(clip is from OffsideStatus, interview is an episode of the Paren La Mano radio show and the subtitles are my own)

[star-shaped-submarine]

Noel goes to watch porn and instead of using the site’s search function he just clicks through related videos until he finds something that kinda fits what he’s looking for and when Liam goes to watch porn he types “gay incest hotel room age gap brothers blowjobs creampie good boy praise videos” straight into the Google search bar

[morninggloryhole]

IS THIS REAL?? 😭😭😭

[morninggloryhole]

Liam lurking on twt but what about liam lurking on ao3 he could be here among us and we’d never know…

[morninggloryhole]

When i was in a really weird mental state like maybe over a year ago i read that one gcest fic where noels a priest and thats what made me decide to become a Christian for like a month but other than my few RE lessons thats the only place i got my knowlage of Christianity from help

[morninggloryhole]

Yes hooker liam.. but what about hooker liam AND noel as a double act 😜😜 Id love it if liam was even younger (like 13 or 14) and noel (17 or 18) introduced him to that world.. liam doesnt really like it at first but wants to impress his brother but he starts to like it or at least he says he does to himself just so its not as scary. Sometimes people pay them jsut to fuck while the client watches and Noel acts like he doesnt wanna do it whispering to his brother about how its just for the money but secretly its what he always wanted