Random Outbursts

[moronic-mediocrity]

Headache

Can't sleep with you

Can't sleep without you

[reversewerewolf]

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

[dwarvesandrobots]

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

[reversewerewolf]

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far

[will5nevercome]

[fakescience]

Roasting the Perfect Marshmallow

[fakescience]

Woodland Creatures

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

GIMME U FACKIN MANEY

[talesofarentboy-blog]

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[5oil]

[honyeol]

that’s my OPINION!!!!

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

GIMME U FACKIN MANEY

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

science side of tumblr, can you explain why there’s a void in my heart I can’t fill

[scutz]

[automatically]

[replicated-archive]

Everyone: maturing, becoming adults, functioning

Me:

[andremichaux]

[moronic-mediocrity]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[infinittywar]

them: Hey. Are you even listening to me?

my head: rockin, rockin’, and rollin’. down to the beach, i’m strollin’ but the seagulls poke at my head: not fun! i said “seagulls mmm! stop it now!”  hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha, hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm hah

[justjames]

“Do what makes you happy”