Morozova's Journals

Ari, 22, Whatever Pronouns, Environmental Science Degree Holder, Biotech Major

[memewhore]

[turnabout]

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.

[sproutlett]

tea is such a little friend on your nightstand

[cohendyke]

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

[funnytwittertweets]

[tuherrus]

i’ve had this comic sketched out for months but only decided to finish it now, it’s based on something i drew a couple years back of toph and zuko….don’t think too hard on when or how this takes place because i don’t really know either! it’s just a concept i’ve always wanted to draw

[elfofthewoodlandrealm]

Career goal: village witch

[miiilowo]

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

[miiilowo]

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

[feralfens]

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[rpfofficial]

there are actually only 2 movie genres. the ones where u have to remain completely silent throughout the whole film, and the ones where u have to comment on whatevers happening on screen every 5 minutes

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[assiraphales]

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

[assiraphales]

she embodied it

[lowsun]

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６  ６  ６*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9  ６9  ６9*

[hoaxmakesmusic]

*wall bleeds just a bit more below it spelling out ｎｉｃｅ*

[windvexer]

who has a spell to make your brain switch tasks

[stsathyre]

Take the shiniest quarter you have. Throw it at the farthest wall and yell internally or externally "NEXT!"

[windvexer]

can't believe this worked

[polyolefinprince]

Twitter isn't appreciating my anecdotal wit, this is so funny to me

[ujomuttainnokas]

*scrolls past*

*catches the joke, goes up and reblogs*

[what-even-is-thiss]

I reject the idea that kindness and gentleness and love needs to involve a bunch of gentle flowery language

[what-even-is-thiss]

I help you move, I bake you a pie, I sit next to you on purpose. How are you not getting the message yet? What do you want? A love poem? I don't know how to write those. Here, take this rock. It's your favorite color.

[what-even-is-thiss]

One of my dad's close friends reads online newspapers constantly and he always texts my dad articles that he thinks that he would enjoy. Where's the romanticization of that kind of behavior?

[autodiscipline]

the star bucks barista looking at your boyfriend in your passanger seat and saying aww so cute does he want a puppuccino

[raspberrysgod]

bad bitches are still in their percy jackson phase 10+ years after reading the books for the first time

[pukicho]

Pls don’t be offended if I forget your name, my mind simply removed that information for something more important.

[minisculemoth]

like what?

[pukicho]

Sims cheat codes