Aliens On Venus

Maria - 26 -she/her - virgo

[iftadwascool]

[chemsexholmes]

people aren't willing to have open and honest discussions about sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex. there's a stigma.

[morphimus]

stigma fangs in your neck LMAO

[dailyflicks]

They called it "The Fog That Stole Souls." Widow's Bay (2026) ⇁ Episode 1: Welcome to Widow's Bay

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[stuckinapril]

(me for a decade straight) okay today’s gonna be different

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[ewaneneollav]

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

[segamascott]

many of you seem to live like this

[anakinshouldnt]

I love eating out alone…I love hibachi…and yet

[animusrox]

[storm-of-feathers]

this is what every mental health conversation on this god forsaken website sounds like to me.

[fishandshesmygills]

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

[zzoupz]

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[inbabylontheywept]

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

[winonaparadise]

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

[setulose]

fujoing out again in margaritaville

[ramenyul]

project hail mary is like i'll make you believe that friendship will save the world. i'll make you remember that our society rests on the backs of teachers and scientists. i'll make you see that even the most cowardly can be brave. i'll make you horny for sandra huller. thank you greatest scifi film of the last 10 years

[edwad]

describe nyc in 3 words

new york city

[cannedtins-deactivated20201027]

scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it

scientist 2:

[egberts]

op naming the second scientist