A passionate, fragmentary girl, maybe?

[sobeitjayt]

If she dont wanna see you jack off is she really your girl

[sadnegro]

my kink is being the one that got away 

[misndrist-deactivated20210107]

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

they: wyd me: 

[cursegoat]

[fannyardant]

[morrissey-after-midnight]

Too complicated for me to explain to you. You know that ❤😔

If you are who I think you are, and you still check in on me. Just talk to me cause I'm thinking about getting rid of this app

[theblackhand72]

Veggie tales Monty Python parallels

The french peas are based on the french knights

The fish slappers in Jonah are based on a monty python sketch

Interrupting to command to stop being so silly

Archibald Asparagus was inspired by John Cleese

[hiija]

me: lol actually people shouldn’t have to be ‘useful’ to society in order to receive food & shelter; food & shelter should literally be 100% free for every single person, without exception. this isn’t a new or difficult concept.

every dumb bitch who loves working their life away in a system that is literally designed to keep them working their life away, about to defend that system:

[serotnin]

me: *suddenly has tears running down cheeks*

ppl: …….are u ok???

me: yeah this just kind of happens sometimes haha ha

[baesment]

turnover - dizzy on the comedown

[samdashh-deactivated20210615]

booty rubs that lead to pussy rubs >>>>

[cocvino]

[perchov]

[37q-archive]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[colbycub-deactivated20190228]

tell me I’m cute and put your dick in me

[a-mandarin]

just a reminder that social media isn’t everything it appears to be. nobody has a perfect life. nobody has a perfect body. you’re fed cherry-picked images. don’t take likes and follows and unfollows to heart. this shit isn’t real. don’t stress.

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

delete my memory, thanks