Queen of Procastination

Emma || 29 || pansexual || why do I even care anime trash and fanfiction writer obsessed with draco malfoy

[srichitr]

[drulalovescas]

kinky

[wildspringday]

lee pace via instagram

[cloudabserk]

silly comic

[nong-d-nao]

shed some light, shed some light on me please.

[margalcazo]

2481

[mortaldildomover]

Help!!

I'm looking for a fanfiction I read a while back.

I think it was a modern AU and Thorin was moving into a psych ward/ptsd ward. Bilbo was already living there. It was a friends to lovers fic.

It had a scene where they escaped the ward just to go on a coffee date. I also kinda recall Gandalf being a doctor at said ward??

[thearkenstone-ck]

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[noctuax]

[theoreocat]

[goddess-scarlette]

i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Have an unproblematic cute. Definitely turn the song on.

[polyamorous-tangles]

Because everyday needs to begin with a smile

[theoreocat]

And again this shows up at the top of my activity feed 🔥

[monfevre-deactivated20180114]

the thrashy thrashy by the fridge gets cuter each time

[wizardnem]

Slytherin Squad part 2 

[tactiletelekonesis]

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

[bottledchaos]

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

[anonof5puns]

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

[icanhelpyouthere]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENCAPS OMG 

[collecting-stardust]

IT’S ON MY DASH!!!!!

[blue-eyes0522]

I’m not even in the Harry Potter fandom and this is going on my dash

[fand0ms-f0r-days]

^shame on you

[jayce]

[propheticfire]

Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

that’s a very good horse

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid

little mermaid: ocean princess wants to go to the land

moana: land princess wants to go to the ocean

little mermaid: big scary ocean lady is the enemy

moana: big scary land lady is actually a friend

little mermaid: villain has a necklace of magical importance

moana: hero has a necklace of magical importance

little mermaid: small good crab

moana: large bad crab

[roisinlikesbooks]

Little mermaid: man sings a song about eating a crab. Moana: crab sings a song about eating a man.

[angrywomyn]

Little Mermaid: Sings about enjoying life with different people and wanting to join them.

Moana: Sings about enjoying life with her people and staying put.

Little Mermaid: Sings about getting out of the sea.

Moana: Sings about getting into the sea.

Little Mermaid: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes herself far away.

Moana: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes her kingdom far away.

Little Mermaid: Sings on a rock.

Moana: The Rock sings to her.

[zabchan]

reblogging for “The Rock Sings to Her”

[wild-song]

Little Mermaid: Protagonist is a naive, immature 16-year-old voiced by a grown woman.

Moana: Protagonist is a mature, savvy 16-year-old voiced by a young teenager.

[bigbigtruck]

who’s a good dog WHO’S A GOOD DOG

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

A Biology Teacher Just Destroyed Every Excuse for Transphobia With Cold, Hard Facts

A biology teacher posted a status pointing out the wide variety of genders in the human and animal kingdoms.

This is AMAZING. The teacher’s rebuttal:

I just commented this on a transphobic post that was all like, “In a sexual species, females have two X chromosomes and males have an X and a Y, I’m not a bigot it’s just science.” I’m a science teacher so I responded with this.

First of all, in a sexual species, you can have females be XX and males be X (insects), you can have females be ZW and males be ZZ (birds), you can have females be females because they developed in a warm environment and males be males because they developed in a cool environment (reptiles), you can have females be females because they lost a penis sword fighting contest (some flatworms), you can have males be males because they were born female, but changed sexes because the only male in their group died (parrotfish and clownfish), you can have males look and act like females because they are trying to get close enough to actual females to mate with them (cuttlefish, bluegills, others), or you can be one of thousands of sexes (slime mold, some mushrooms.) Oh, did you mean humans? Oh ok then. You can be male because you were born female, but you have 5-alphareductase deficiency and so you grew a penis at age 12. You can be female because you have an X and a Y chromosome but you are insensitive to androgens, and so you have a female body. You can be female because you have an X and a Y chromosome but your Y is missing the SRY gene, and so you have a female body. You can be male because you have two X chromosomes, but one of your X’s HAS an SRY gene, and so you have a male body. You can be male because you have two X chromosomes- but also a Y. You can be female because you have only one X chromosome at all. And you can be male because you have two X chromosomes, but your heart and brain are male. And vice - effing - versa. Don’t use science to justify your bigotry. The world is way too weird for that shit.

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@pomegranate-prince